If wrestling isn't real, then explain this.

Why is Zionism connected to everything? Before I had my pay-whatever-you-can law practice, I was a legal director at a free legal aid clinic. The part of the job I loved was the free lawyering for people. The part of the job I hated was the fundraising. Naturally, I had to do that part a lot.

Elizabeth Banks

Why have they not moved to recall Fetterman?

If you say this, there really is no hope for you.

In honor of an American hero…#lemonpoundcake

First Amendment violation, Brendan. I wonder if a class-action lawsuit (with 320 million of us being the injured class) might change your mind. Do this and ALL of us will see you in court.

There’s no way this wasn’t intentional. #pokopia #demolitionman #3seashells

Watched Pillion last night. Great movie. 9/10. I’m taking a point off for the theater full of hooting morons who cheered and catcalled when Skarsgaard pulled out his dick. Let me enjoy cock on the big screen in the silence like god intended.

The reason why we are in a right wing death spiral is because the Dems view decorum as more important than putting cretins like this guy and his boss behind bars where they belong.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

All of the assholes trying to sanitize slavery need to be clamped in irons and subjected to a few years of unpaid, brutal involuntary labor, where they will face the greatest degredations, atrocities and evils imaginable. Yknow, to show us all how not so bad it really was.

ACAB includes 8 llamas washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...

America has officially become the town from Footloose. ew.com/house-republ...

You know Alex Pretti & Renee Good—the 2 white people ICE killed. ICE has also killed Keith Porter, a Black man, Parady La, a Cambodian man, & 5 Latinos—Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos. 9 TOTAL. ABOLISH ICE.

I gotta wonder how much violence we will have to endure from this administration before we decide to begin returning it with interest.

Why aren’t the Dems pushing harder for Trump to be subjected to the 25th Amendment?

All I want for Christmas is for everyone to have healthcare and for us to have an economy where everyone working full-time can support themselves on the money they make from that.

Here you go, majority. Primary these folks. We all deserve better.

If Trump met with Luigi Mangione, not only would he pardon him, he’d probably arm him for his next target, allegedly.

Say it with me: Tea Party of the Left That is what this moment calls for: A loud, uncompromising, ideological faction that exists solely as opposition to the other side and pushes their own side toward hardline policy positions.

*Back to the Future reboot* Doc (1995) : okay, future boy, who’s president in 2025 Marty: Donald Trump Doc: Donald Trump?! The asshole? And who’s vice president, John McEnroe?!

The phrase “Baja Blast Pie” should show up in a criteria on the DSM VI.

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

I had to.

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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Does anyone else remember when Cheney shot that guy in the face while hunting, and when the guy recovered, he apologized to Cheney?! Wild times.

Oh Dick Cheney died? Now who will Kamala hug and kiss on in her next attempt at the White House?

How will Zohran survive #Auntygate?

Sorry, but every time I try to be upset about Trump demolishing part of the White House, I remember that it was built with slave labor, and all of a sudden I’m more upset about the fact that my tax dollars are going to fund genocide and line the pockets of Trump’s friends.

While we’re at it, abolish the Supreme Court, too.

James Talarico flips the script on MAGA

Trey Reed was murdered. Trey Reed deserved - was OWED - a full life. He was just a kid. Justice for Trey Reed.

Is it just me or is #charliekirk ‘s death a little too similar the Gingerbread episode of Buffy where a Hansel and Gretel demon whips the town normies into a witch-hunting frenzy?

With the right wing obsession with flying the flag at half mast for Charlie Kirk, I can’t help but feel like Ben Wyatt when Lil Sebastian died.

I can only imagine another Groyper incel is watching this exchange and is paying close attention to Candace’s public appearance calendar.

Yes we should forever associate Charlie Kirk with the racist, transphobic and other variously bigoted words he has spewed. But also, we should remember him for this gem.

It would be hilarious if Charlie Kirk’s family sued Tyler Robinson’s family for putting the guns in his hands.

Dan Bongino and Kash Patel traveling to Utah to somehow simultaneously step on the same rake.

america is such a young country.

Good morning. Here's a VH1 segment on Jeffrey Epstein from 2007.

Over 300K Black women have lost their jobs. That's a huge story with wild consequences for the economy. Your first priority as a progressive org should be to hire some goddamn Black women.

Oh one other thing. Google "imperial boomerang." Just trust me. It's relevant.

The Chorus dark money scandal may be important, yes, but I wanna know how that Royal Kingdom game is financing all those fucking ads on YouTube.

A little late, but as my first Labor Day being part of a union, I want to say how important unions are. My managers treated me like crap during an inquiry and if my rep hadn’t been there to call them on their shit, I’d have been steamrolled by a Karen with a chip on her shoulder.

Battle Hymn of the District

Hey everyone if you want to talk about money in politics can we talk about how across the country, including in blue states like Illinois, judges are elected in "retention elections" or unopposed races just so they can raise money and many of their campaign donors are medium and large law firms?

👀Members of Congress have a special government program to shield themselves from higher health care bills: www.levernews.com/the-family-b... Those lawmakers are also massively jacking up YOUR health insurance premiums in the next few weeks: www.levernews.com/why-your-hea...

This will break you