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@j0nniecage.bsky.social
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Artsy mf. Twitter survivor. 🥊🎬📝 just here for jokes & hyperbole.
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Seniors will write whatever the fuck pops in they mind on a Facebook status “I love flying first class!” hard to move my bowels on the plane 😖Altitude! safe flight lovebug! Herbert’s 3rd wife was a flight attendant before the divorce Are you still living at (exact address on the internet)
about 1 year ago
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If you can’t want a tv show without picking up your phone you’re an addict 🤷🏾♂️
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Eric Deggans
4 days ago
Here's a better headline for Axios: "How Trump has normalized racism and racist slurs." Why can't some journalists just call a thing what it is?
https://loom.ly/hiKWr58
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How Trump flipped America's race conversation
Language that once was disqualifying is now a fixture of national political discourse.
https://www.axios.com/2025/12/06/trump-racism-somalis-maga-immigration
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He’s correct 🫡
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
Only Houston has this kind of foolishness going on🥴
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cutie patootie ceo 😘🤣
3 days ago
Look at the Cutwater first and the Poppi is after 🤣🤣 and it just keeps getting funnier 🤣
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Marcus Sniffles
4 days ago
I’d throw my draws at LeBron if i saw him no homo
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TheSaltEater
9 days ago
Our elders need internet literacy classes. How to spot fake ads, fake news, ai, how to not take memes as facts, etc. It's bad out here.
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lol white people so funny
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9 days ago
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A motorcade for a college football coach is so damn ridiculous
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Lupita Nihongo
9 days ago
It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
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Ball don’t fucking lie These officials…idk bro
9 days ago
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The refs fucking up what should be a good game
9 days ago
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THESE REFS ON???
9 days ago
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Black Aziz Anansi
9 days ago
So is it just me or are more and more people losing their minds when they're pushed into doing anything related to showing empathy or helping people?
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Bryce Young is on the Drew Brees track
9 days ago
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Sigh. Chicago…
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10 days ago
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Us right now. Take some of this please!
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10 days ago
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Refs tryna keep bama in this game
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Blue Ranger Danger!
10 days ago
All that to say Grilled Cheese is a triumph. I'm surprised there are not more grilled cheese restaurants the way you'd see hot dog restaurants.
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That’s a ridiculous targeting call
10 days ago
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I love the real ones that’s been in the game seeing this shit for what it is
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10 days ago
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
10 days ago
Enshittification is depressing Everything that was cool is struggling to survive or has become a deranged version of itself And it’s everywhere. Ugh
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I’m high. So I’m ready to ponder. Which Batmobile we talking here
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10 days ago
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𝓛𝓢🇬🇾🇱🇨🇧🇧
10 days ago
F-R-E-E-Z-E-R. We do this every year. Imma back out some leftovers in January just to spite all the ppl that forget freezers exist
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The GOP is pretending to do this right so they can all get rich. I’m curious to see how the movie ends.
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10 days ago
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You could lie. I wouldn’t know. I’m pro gatekeeping.
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10 days ago
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Ima toss my shorty around the spot soon as that mf plane land
10 days ago
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Whenever i say.
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10 days ago
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Your Favorite Belle🌻
10 days ago
Whenever YOU want because that’s your food, your kitchen, your house, your business.
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This what breakfast biscuits used to look like 🥹
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10 days ago
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Shameka 🏀
11 days ago
Ben Johnson for mayor 🥹🌭
#BearDown
#DaBears
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Scratched the roof of my mouth just looking at this
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10 days ago
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RUN THE FUCKIN BALL 🗣️ They heart not in it
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11 days ago
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3rd Village Remnant
23 days ago
Ain't nobody upgrading phones no more like that. Pay it off and keep it just a like a car that's paid off.
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……..Ben Johnson stubborn man
11 days ago
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Oh look. The run game.
11 days ago
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Not going for that tush push shit 🥹
11 days ago
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Swift getting 170 yards a carry. Bears: ima throw this bitch on 2nd & 1
11 days ago
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Eagles gon be good for 1 drive and it’s gon be enough 🤢
11 days ago
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Da Bears
11 days ago
Kevin Byard III with the interception! His 6th of the year.
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G put these niggas away 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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11 days ago
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lol he (his team) fighting for “that” spot
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11 days ago
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Tapp
11 days ago
Bears need tds. Eagles will turn that shit around quickly after looking trash.
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Eagles look like they mind on them leftovers
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Ben Johnson bout to try putting these niggas into a slumber early 🗣️🗣️
11 days ago
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It’s a nationwide eagles hatewatch going on
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G
11 days ago
Then they sold by doing 3 straight pass plays. Typical 2025 NFL Football smh
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White people are so dishonest. It would be laughable if if it weren’t so dangerous.
11 days ago
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Just_CJ
12 days ago
Post Malone switching up to country music is hilarious to me cause it was blatantly obvious he wasn't about that rap life.
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So this what post Malone doing now
12 days ago
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