Someone's going round the village putting pumpkins on street signs which is infinitely nicer than the local racists going about with flags isn't it?

We all thought nuclear war would be the end of humanity, instead we're just going to hollow ourselves out by subcontracting anything that remotely makes us who we are to a fucking machine, which will then use all the water and kill us anyway. Mad times. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

#SundayBrunch is just unreal man, a live televised mid-life crisis

Would love to know what goes through a persons head who doesn’t want a fairer and kinder society

Honestly feels like im in the Twilight Zone at the minute. Checked on the BBC News earlier, not one mention of this, its mad

Don't hate it

Today really tested the theory of nice people but terrible golfers vs. good players but terrible people. After I'd explained what wedges were on the first (guy was confused by the numbers of the set he'd borrowed), he got to the green and realised he'd left his putter "in the toilet."

We used to be a real country

Buzzin

United right out of the traps

My timeline is dead, where are my Reds

hello, we're back department?

Scoring first first half is big for them, lfg

To cope with United you need a good meal plan. We dived into the butchers 15 mins before closing with everything in the back to drop £40 on two thick ribeyes. Ally is away until Monday; just us boys incl the dog.

It's fun talking to people about United and me saying they'll be worse this season, them laughing, dismissive, then we talk it through, and they're like, actually yeah.

Fully checked out

Hell of a day. No chance of out main charactering Rick Shiels

United are not too big to fail. But they'd be the biggest NQAT

Plus ca change 🤕

Dreading tomorrow. Sunderland at home. How the fuck has it come to this (again)

I wish someone would run him over. Repeatedly. 15 months this fat headed porcine faced motherfucker has been in No10 and I can’t recall a time when this country was more racist and the govt more comically cruel.

Hence 17th or worse this season, book it. Nowt has changed. Not bottomed out yet

Another great work day today, more learnings; more pennies dropping from previously. More about the people but crucially the service. Getting good at this. 🎒 open.spotify.com/track/1gGSkl...

Just paying tribute to my all-time superhero Ryan Yates with a little digital drawing #nffc #digitaldrawing #digitalart #digitalillustration #ryanyates

LD was staring down the barrel of a nightmare scenario comeback and just got over the line. He looked spent, as did many of his players. You taking this on again for another tilt in two years? Felt like 'no way' immediately afterwards. But at home in Ireland for a third and final? Got to hasn't he

Might have to get into this golf thing

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ARE YOU WATCHING DONALD TRUMP

RIP Tyrrell with Tuesday's hangover

Hatton cool af there, good putter him too. 🍾🍾

BOBBY, ANYONE FOR THE WIN PLEASE 🇪🇺

Get that fucking right up you

I had fleeting thoughts about this when announced but quickly laughed it off 🫣

Henley, holy shit

Now then

You just know DJT is round the corner somewhere ready to come on site if they won it. Don't want it to come down to the last but it would be *brilliant* if it was Bobby Mac that kept him away 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺

Got some fun names at the bottom, come on boys 🇪🇺🇪🇺

I like Bryson fwiw

That Thomas celebration is top drawer, fair fucks

Here we go 🚀🚀

Look tired don't they

Got to win one of those first four. Don't mind who, don't mind it being Fitzy. Otherwise it could get a bit twitchy.

Fitzy bodying Bryson 💀

I've no alcohol in the house which seems a mistake

A final hot start and McIlroy clinching it 🔮

Tactical nap 📺