Zorhan Mamdani. Remember the name!

Eagles trade third-round pick for Dolphins edge defender Jaelan Phillips www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-trade...

O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao? TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him. TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it

5 mins added is pathetic

Hate this team. Why can’t they get up for a game vs a team in the relegation zone managed by Sean Fucking Dyche who slated their manager on a podcast a few weeks ago?

Surely get Dorgu on to give us something down the left

If you need your Saturday ruined, listen to this excellent analysis of the stinking decisions United have suffered 9 games into the league season: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/m...

Love Marcus. 😔

My new rap name is Youngboy Never Vote Reform, or NVR Youngboy for brevity.

This isn’t Madame Tussaud’s?

Love to see Arne Slot squirming. I’m no Ten Hag fan but the way slot humiliated him to the British media after their win at OT was so snide and small. He’s another bitter little weasel and I am relishing his demise.

When your edgy tweet starts banging but you’ve got a career you’d like to keep

Hmmm. Anyway, here’s “the intellectual” Bari Weiss defending “stiff armed salutes”. ⬇️

Tucking the duvet into the mattress is psycho behaviour

DHS deceptively spliced images from different cities and times in videos sowing fear about "chaos" in Chicago and Washington, D.C., a WaPo investigation found. DHS used footage from years ago, half the country away, or even in international waters, the Post found. 🎁 🔗 wapo.st/4nuDGwf

Just bin all tech. Thanks.

These Nazi cosplay images are so on-the-nose for ICE that I doubted they were real, but I checked and, yeah, they’re real. Here’s another:

The US is seeing the largest number of layoffs since 2020, with nearly 1 million people losing their jobs so far this year.

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Wife not home tonight, but it’s a Monday. Got gin in the cupboard, but got to be up at 6. Was a renowned pintman on X, but more of a bore on Bsky. Want to be peer pressured into several heavy pours, but got no one to do so. What to do @Confucius?

Oliver Twinkman, more like.

MUFC really could make this 5 wins in a row. Forest won’t be easy with Dyche in there, but after that one we have a huge rest/preparation advantage over spurs ahead of our trip to White Hart Lane:

Well it’s fucking freezing today.

Disgraced myself last night, lads. Came home very drunk to a house full of 16 and 17 year olds who all chanted my name. I joined in for a dance and got carted away by Mrs P because my flies were open. I was dragged away whilst shouting "my people want me". I'm now fully committed to sober October.

I fucking love Dan Snow.

These maniacs are sad that advertisers are presenting black & brown people as family members, professionals and users of washing machines rather than iklwa hurling zulus, untrustworthy agents of Vichy, dockyard lascars in opium dens and double crossing Crusader infantry

The chief executive officer of the USA is raising revenue through import duties without consulting the representatives of the people; exactly 250 years on from the start of the American Revolution. Sing it, Alanis.

6 fucking 30 am both kids up and roughhousing in living room. Just one morning of rest I beg.

Only Manchester City have scored more goals than Manchester United so far this season.

You’ll never convince me that’s not a penalty. Minuscule touch on the ball before taking Amad out. Stone wall.

Who’s got this video of Carragher losing his shit at anfield last weekend then? I’ve heard it mentioned on podcasts; yet to see it.

My dad’s hero and my hero. ❤️🤍🖤

🚨U.S. inflation rises to 3% in September as prices increase at the fastest rate since January. The White House says they will likely not release October’s inflation data next month, blaming the shutdown.

I see Liverpool have a few injuries for once and the entirety of football media is melting down about it.

American politics is absolutely fucked. More than you even think. The shady mega rich will do anything to stop progressivism from gaining a foothold.

La Liga’s bid to take a Barça game to Miami has been thwarted for now, but they’ll keep trying. Serie A still want Milan-Como to be moved to Perth. Taking league games abroad is an appalling idea. It's aggressive expansionism that would cause huge, irreparable damage www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...

Just disgusting.

In addition to being a serial sexual predator, Cuomo is a racist.

Had 5 pints and a gin and tonic last night. Asleep by 10:30. Feel horrendous this morning.

Keep finding it in mum’s bedside cabinet for some reason 🫠

Complete Rupert's tweet correctly to be in with a chance of winning a bottle of Nicki Minaj's Trini Girl perfume. Vile anti-white racism from: a) The Bank of England b) Toby Carvery c) 1990s band The Offspring and their smash hit Pretty Fly For A White Guy #SuperdrugFM

It’s mad that people vape early in the morning

What the fuck are the Seahawks doing in this fourth quarter

Donald Trump is literally - yes, *literally* - tearing down the White House. With heavy machinery. Right now. You just cannot write this script 😅

Just some "good-natured fun" apparently www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Not even my wife can ruin this Sunday 😍🔴⚪️⚫️

He lets us down every time we have a big game. That lineup has no chance. It will be 2-0 quicker than you can say Sesko. I don’t get what he’s fucking playing at. Playing for the sack?

Maguire and shaw to deal with Salah and Isak. 🫠

Dat guy Welbeck again. 😍