I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

If I win the Powerball tonight, you won't hear it from me...but there will be signs.

Professional update: After primarily covering high school sports in Oregon over the last decade, your boy is moving to covering the @portlandfire.bsky.social for the @oregonian.com. Very excited to get to cover a brand new @wnba.com franchise in a city that is feral over women's sports.

Designing a jersey for every Blazers win. Record: 12-16 #RipCity

For the second half Oregon should just put the Duck in for some plays!

I had to find this incredible footage and it's true. Master Chief handed off the Xbox Bowl trophy, which has a functioning ASUS ROG Xbox Ally X at the center of it, to Butch Jones for the Arkansas State victory tonight.

The “achievement unlocked” sign is the icing on the cake:

Designing a jersey for every Blazers win. Record: 11-16 #RipCity

Great deep dive on the Division DQ situation 🍦

Ladies and gentlemen, the first Official Pop-Tarts Toast of Bowl Season!

There goes the last great American dynasty

Oh hell yeah

We're back, baybeeeeee!!!!

honey we shrunk the sausage 😱🌭 the sauciest mascot is now pocket sized. grab it while supplies last - www.shopbangers.com/products/sau...

This MNF game is drunk

I am VERY excited for this.

Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo leaves game vs Pistons with calf injury — head coach Doc Rivers says he’s getting an MRI. Rivers believes an Achilles injury has been ruled out. www.jsonline.com/story/sports...

Bucks are calling Giannis’ injury a “calf strain,” and we can only hope that’s all it is. (Because it looked like something far worse.)

One thing Cris Collinsworth is going to do is pronounce the hell out of that T

Tonight's @trailblazers.bsky.social game IS on ABC on YoutubeTV. This isn't confusing at all!

These refs need to chill on the unsportsmanlike conduct penalties. On both sides.

Designing a jersey for every Blazers win. Record: 7-9 #RipCity

It has been a rough ~50 days of work here...so I invited a co-host from my favorite podcast to hang out and eat Baja Blast pie. But there is also some actual *news* involved!

Darryn Peterson is back on the menu, boys!

lol Deni no

Wait -- I can actually watch this Blazers game via YoutubeTV? Is this because of the Disney/ABC deal?!?

Rogue's pub at PSU had a burger back in the day that came with wasabi mayo...and it was fantastic. I still think about that burger sometimes.

They changed them again and made them 98% perfect! I would move TOs to after Blocks tho.

Giannis Jokic SGA Luka Wemby My money is on The World

Olivia Moultrie with an inch perfect pass to find Reilyn Turner 📐 Portland takes the lead in the Quarterfinals! #NWSLPlayoffs

BIG day for The Sappman #GoDucks

BOUNCEBACK WIN GO BLAZERS

The only way I will go see this movie is if they call it "Young Rambo"

Overcooked is stressful as hell, so...this tracks.

Hello World. We are Portland Cherry Bombs FC.

#12 getting the featured image 😆

Designing a jersey for every Blazers win. Record: 4-2 #RipCity

THE NBA CUP BLAZERS

#NBACup group of death, you say...

What a Block by TouCa!

Whoa. I have been thinking to myself the past week or so that I really hate ESPN's NBA box scores with the order they list the stats and whatnot. And they just changed them to (almost) exactly what I would have suggested!

Designing a jersey for every Blazers win. Record: 3-2 #RipCity

This isnt even the Blazers final form! Once Scoot and RobWill come back, we cookin' with gas, baybeeeeee

Designing a jersey for every Blazers win. Record: 2-2 #RipCity

He already is

You know what? THE HIGHEST PEAK IN OREGON, BABY

FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON BABY GO BLAZERS