(trying to hit on Rosalina [from the Super Mario]) haha yeah i just think we have a lot in common! we both love space, our moms are both dead, i could go on

are the FR/LG re-releases on Switch wildly overpriced? yes. did i buy one? on the day of release. would i pay $60 for an Emerald re-release? friend you don’t want to know the disgusting things I’d do to play Emerald on my Switch without jail breaking it

if i ever got rabies i’d change my name to Yung Yeller and release the worst mixtape you’ve ever heard before dying horribly a few days later

saying i have a porn addiction but what i mean is i spend too much money whenever Mélusine has a sale. those limited edition slipcovers seduce me every time

when you’re watching the english dub of an italian exploitation movie and a character says “mama mia!” 🤩

drove my gf to her gyno appointment and Hoobastank is playing in the lobby. i’d prefer if they weren’t.

Very annoyed at the people who decided to open the floodgates to online sports betting, it is absolutely a scourge. Great piece from Gabrielle Gurley on people spending hours a day on these predatory apps.

begging leftists to stop developing parasocial relationships with politicians

Pet Shop Boys— Introspective: Let’s finally start this round out, and start it right. I’d somehow never listened to a full PSB album before, and I can confirm it was a foolish mistake to wait this long. This shit is impeccable, and their cover of “Always On My Mind” transcendent.

had the classic millennial white girl experience today of finally listening to a famous hip-hop album i’d been meaning to get to for years and going OH that’s where that Girl Talk sample is from

hey remember when i used to write movie reviews? well i did another one, against my better judgement dimthehouselights.com/2026/01/primate/

Curtis Yarvin is the darling of the richest right wing losers on earth and still can’t get a decent looking leather jacket

A colony of goths has been discovered thriving in a deep sea hydrothermal vent

First CES panel. Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese is proud of his company's integration with OpenAI, which involves giving AI read/write access to tax data. Since prompt injection attacks are unavoidable, I asked him who will be liable when customer data is exposed: Intuit, OpenAI, etc? He had no idea.

i think that such things as music, bicycles, and candy should be made illegal

i don’t have a Jean Rollin problem i have a Jean Rollin solution

Chosen so far:

New year, new lists, new music for me to check out. Pick one from each list and I will listen to them. Gotta be one from each list, not two from one or only one choice. Pick at random if you gotta

Bari Weiss’ success is ironclad proof that meritocracy isn’t real

we need to stop glamorizing stealing pies from windowsills

there's just something so bleak about the fact that the seemingly apolitical murder of two elderly people by their profoundly ill son becomes a political football before the bodies are even cold

What a friendly thing to say. Very generous to of you to think of us during our most recent mass shooting and share news of your better one. Thanks for this friendly message, friend. I don’t think any of us were aware there could be such laws or indeed a better way of living. Good lookin’ out

i low-key love being 30 and a woman and a transsexual and society wants you to hate all of these things

just found out gram flour is naturally gluten free so i’m eating pakora and it’s sooooo good. oh indian food…first you were there for me when i became vegan…then you taught me the delights of mustard oil…and now, in my gluten allergy moment of need? one set of footprints in the sand i stg

Oh really why may the box be heavy?

“my adult child thinks i’m an asshole and doesn’t want to talk to me anymore” ok. who cares. why is this the only news story about trans people that gets written

showed jackass number two to my gf a few nights ago and a.) a lot of it still holds the fuck up. knoxville’s perfect flip when he gets hit by the bull? *chef kiss* b.) she said my love of jackass when i was a teen explains a lot about me, which is mean but fair

thing i absolutely do not understand on grindr: people who send something insulting but then immediately block you so all you ever see is the mean notification. I can’t imagine that’s even satisfying as an act of harassment. What has been accomplished.

no remasters just make all games accessible in their original forms

(sees morrissey) oh hey that’s the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar! wait what did he just say about chinese people

shout out to the people who follow me both on here and tumblr and have to see the text posts i think are “good” at least twice

i think that the reason Trump acted friendly to Mamdani is because Zohran is tall and hot. i don’t think it’s more complicated than that. whatever else you might think about Zohran accepting the invitation etc. i don’t think Trump had a grander plan than “let me meet the tall hot guy”

for some reason my store’s christmas playlist has “How Soon Is Now?” on it so i’ll hear 20 versions of “Winter Wonderland” and then Morrissey sings “I am huuuman and i need to be looooOOOoooved” before “Wonderful Christmastime” violently snaps me out of my reverie

want to become a conservative film critic so i can write articles titled “A Kickin’ Wing And A Prayer: The Unwoke Epiphanic Spirituality of Joe Dirt” and have some billionaire oil baron pay me six figures

real video games have never been tried

Gender-affirming care saves lives

learning that the bluesky userbase can sniff out obvious joking hyperbole about as well as tumblr in 2011

all movies should be either under 90 minutes or over three hours. everything else is ridiculous.

finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence

being 34 means half the men who hit me up on social media call me a gorgeous young woman and the other half call me a milf

pulling up the video for “Infinity Guitars” and seeing “posted 15 years ago” is one of the more painful i’m-getting-old sucker punches i’ve yet received

“person who has helped lose multiple elections giving advice on how to win elections” is a weird article to see dozens of times a month

forgetting to pick up the cat toys before the roomba ran and hearing my evil nephew gracelessly slam into every cardboard box or scratching tower like a drunk lilliputian cab driver

“we must destroy ms rachel” said the very normal zionist

so i’m reading your resume here and it says from 2012-2018 you worked as the on-call feng shui advisor for the kink dot com armory, tell me more about that

i don’t think the democratic leadership are dumb, i think a.) they don’t give a shit about things that do not personally impact them and b.) if they actually tried, voters might start expecting things, and that’s infinitely worse to them than the death and suffering caving like this will cause.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything