My kid comes home from college today and I am ridiculously excited about it.

Turkey chili kinda night

Yeah, our government is wacko, but Florida life is pretty great.

I like to think Bond turned into Jackson Lamb.

I still have the t-shirt.

I still have the t-shirt.

They’re tear gassing kids.

I may be too old to adopt “suck a fuck” into my lexicon but I really want to.

There’s probably 40 people who call me “uncle” and I have one brother who has one kid.

There’s probably 40 people who call me “uncle” and I have one brother who has one kid.

Lovely way to finish the visit.

Lovely way to finish the visit.

Morning walk in Maine

Morning in Maine

This should count as two wins for the Blue Jays.

For me, Sade never gets old. www.youtube.com/shorts/-D6wZ...

For me, Sade never gets old. www.youtube.com/shorts/-D6wZ...

My kid sent this picture this morning.

Just ate a curry for lunch and didn’t get any on my shirt. Pretty proud of myself.

No Kings Tampa, home of Centcom and the Trump boat parade.

This is me 49 hugs ago.

12 runs is 16.83 Canadian runs

Let’s make some cookies

Let’s make some cookies

The Gourds cover of Gin and Juice youtu.be/H4hGSR5njZE

Florida man take: Tampa, Orlando, Miami.

Somebody is enjoying the sun today.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

Just sitting here remembering that time in a US foreign policy course I spent an entire term paper referring to Sec of State George Shultz as Charles Schultz.

Just sitting here remembering that time in a US foreign policy course I spent an entire term paper referring to Sec of State George Shultz as Charles Schultz.

Can’t believe I’m being forced to pull for the fucking Red Sox.

Apple Cider Donut kind of day.

Apple Cider Donut kind of day.

One year anniversary of when I lost my house. Cheers to all who celebrate.

I worked for USAID for almost 20 years and this is 100% correct.

Guess who wants to go for a walk.

Let’s do a head count. Who’s still here after the rapture.

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

They can’t win fairly with policy or eloquence or fairness or intelligence so they’ll just silence everyone who disagrees with them. It’s fascism but in its most cowardly and pathetic form.

I flew back and forth to Africa for over 20 years. Don’t know where to begin.

GENIE: you may have 3 wishes ME: I wish my friend Jessie was with me right now GENIE: done, what’s your second wish ME: I wish Jessie’s girlfriend was with us too GENIE: done, what’s your final wish ME: *looks over at Jessie* you’re not gonna like this

Looks like Washington is going to RG3 another quarterback.

My brother and I snuck in to Saturday Night Fever.

My boy is going to hate that he can’t go to Steak’n Shake anymore.

*sitting at work on a Tuesday fuming at @jcsalterego.bsky.social*. “I thought it was supposed to be a Saturday”

my husband bought my son a hot wheels thing that boasts “13 sounds” on the box but what it doesn’t mention is that 12 of those sounds are farts

Half asleep waking up from his nap in the sun.

Rural shithole

So is a good cobbler.