Women know a confidently wrong blowhard when they see one and are much less likely to fall for smarmy, insincere flattery

This went over well actually. Kind of reminded me that researching, writing, and presenting something is a fun skill that I haven't really gotten to flex since university

sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there

we got gta 6 before streetlight manifesto the place behind the stars

My spouse is so hot

My spouse is so hot

I was having a pretty bad day at work but right at the end a woman leaned out her car window and cast Lay on Hands on me by shouting "I love your pink hair!"

Sometimes I'm like "I hate men!" but when I think about it I definitely don't hate men the way that men hate women. Like it's just that I hate when men talk or are present in my vicinity, I don't want to rape and kill them for that though you know. Some annoyances you just put up with

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

I do not dare start discourse but I saw this tweet from this person who we all agree is a huge dumbass and I felt utterly compelled to point and laugh about how much of a huge dumbass she is for just so, so many reasons

That thing where you're just minding your own business and some rando comes up to you with the absolute most dogshit opinion as if it's accepted canon. This kid... the other day was like "Yeah, like FURIOSA, right? What a terrible movie" and I won't tell you what I was thinking.

I loved Devil Wears Prada 2. Miranda Priestly could absolutely rail me

Took our son rock climbing today. He's a natural!

shoulda kept calling this thing baby yoda

well done william

across eras #rkgk

Drawing some guys again

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This image has ingrained itself into my mind

Kind of a funny position to be in but we had an incident a couple weeks ago where someone outed another employee to a customer, and so now as the person in charge of safety meetings, I get to draft an extremely scolding toolbox talk about not outing people at work that I'll get to present next week

The SMART Metrics framework for software products can also be applied to make successful poasts: S - is the post SILLY? M - did you remember to take your MEDS today? A - are people going to be ANGRY at you for posting this? R - will you have to publish a RETRACTION later? T - TRANS RIGHTS

Jesse got us both little keychain kodak 1.6mp digital cameras and i'm having FUN

When we walked up to the pharmacy counter tonight my fav pharmacy assistant said "Hello Miss Rylee" before I even said anything and that shit just hits so good

Sad and pathetic little creature

I've been getting ads for feminine products and diapers for a long time but I just got my first one for freezing my eggs. When the algorithm for women-targeted ads can't figure out why you're not pregnant >>>

When we were leaving Costco this morning we were in line behind a woman in a gorgeous summer dress with her hair and make up done up, absolutely stunning, and she's walking with this dude who looked like he failed as a white rapper but didn't know it yet, baby in the cart and it just made me sad

Yes, I do have a man in my life

Pathetic little creature coming soon

Time to flatten you under the cast iron for the night

"Pretty hungry after getting this 2nd round of bleach in my hair, guess I better drink my MASS GAINER PROTEIN shake for the day"—these are the kinds of things trans women are saying every day

Kinda working on something....

Do you look directly at the horrors and just cry all the time or do you try not to see because even though you know the horrors are there you already have to live with the little guy in your head that reminds you that the horrors might visit you too, one day: The Transgender Debate

oh my god

nerdy niche subreddits are the some of the best social media we have left

I've been filling a very long running blind spot in my pop music repertoire and listening to a lot of Madonna, who I only really knew from her 80s and 90s hits, and wow Confessions on a Dance Floor feels like the blueprint for the 20 years of pop music that followed it. Unreal album

My cousin's ex-wife messaged me on instagram to gas me up about my transition I love her 😭

If I eat both of these every day for five years I automatically pass my citizenship test

Everyone got woken up by an Amber Alert at 1am (now resolved) and the discourse on FB that I've seen this morning is mostly people arguing, in 2026, that a mother can't kidnap her own kids and how they "just have a feeling" that the kids are being abused if the mother doesn't have custody 💀💀💀💀

My aunt who is weird about my transition only misgendered me twice tonight but all in all I'm positive on this year's Mother's Day BBQ because a) it's been long enough that even my 81 y/o Grandma is starting to shame her for it and b) it's at a point where it's starting to feel just a little funny

Hot Dogs hate to see this bitch coming

tis the season