Loved going to the Stardew Valley concert this weekend. Looking forward to the Leisure Suit Larry Freak Off next week.

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Every headline now is basically, "EVERY JUDGE EVER FINDS EVERYTHING TRUMP HAS EVER DONE IS ILLEGAL YET TRUMP WILL STILL CONTINUE TO DO EVERYTHING HE DOES OH WELL WHAT CAN YOU DO?"

What'cha got there?

We have a really cool indie game scene here in Raleigh and they got a big event coming up in October. I'm doing a few fun things throughout the day. Come check us out if this is your thing. #indiegames #videogames #raleigh #indie www.eventbrite.com/e/oak-city-i...

That song from the LEGO Movie "Everything Is Awesome!" but opposite.

Build that Skattebo statue now. #giants #nfl #nygiants

I've done worse for stealing someone's star in Mario Party.

Where them "spicy" Doritos at? #comedy #standup #doritos

The Virtual Boy stuff announced today is interesting. I'm halfway thru reading this great book "Virtual Boy Works" by @jparish.bsky.social and it's given me a new respect for some of these games. The Virtual Boy had some good games on it, too bad the system was a flop.

An alternate dimension where Pokémon keep humans in balls and let them out every now and then to beat the shit out of each other. Make this game happen, Nintendo.

YouTube Music's New Release section is a whole mess of wtf

The lead singer of the Spin Doctors hasn't taken off a knit hat in over 30 years.

Here's my new SimpliSafe spot. I'm the first dog. Nailed it. #vo #voiceactor youtu.be/1_Vpvh4CYUI?...

Here's my definitive "Top 5 Video Games In History" list. Any other list that was made before or after this doesn't count. #videogames #top5 #comedy #retrogaming #nintendo #snes

I HATE when people compare AI to the printing press, it's so disingenuous. The printing press was opposed by the elites because it put power in the hands of everyday people, and popularized a vernacular. AI does the opposite, by allowing elites to bypass artists and laborers.

I swear if my friends get me a book for my 50th birthday I am getting new friends.

My new special, SPACE CAMP is now out on punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored, and pay what you want • Sometimes the spookiest thing that could happen is you hear your cats but you can’t find them. Space Camp is not the adventure you thought it was. ** Video by Chris Vongsawat **

The NY Giants haven't scored a touchdown since 2017.

Every remastered video game from now needs to use this type of naming style. AGAIN-shin Impact. Mortal Kombat 1 More Time. Do-Overcooked 2. This Won't Be The Last of Us 2 Remastered.

If you like Hollow Knight: Silksong, then you'll love Jelly Boy.

The only way to stop a bad guy with chalk is a good guy with an eraser...and 7 cops at Dunkin Donuts.

Nice.

Never even heard of these until a week ago when I was looking at an old issue of EGM and there was an ad for Zap Pax. Naturally I had to look it up online and saw someone selling a sealed box for $70 on Etsy. #battletoads #tradingcards #videogames #retrogaming

Wait hold up...does that mean in like 30 years when it's Expedition 2's turn, it's just gonna be a bunch of 2-year-olds trying to fight the Paintress? #clairobscur #expedition33 #videogames

If anyone needs to scratch that Stardew Valley/Animal Crossing itch, I highly recommend @discountygame.bsky.social . It's great. Perfect blend of both of those games. #indiegames #videogames #discounty #gaming

Democratic Strategists: "Don't get sucked into culture war issues like...uhh...civil rights." Republican Operatives: "It is your duty as a patriot to commit suicide by cop to protect the old Cracker Barrel logo."

Phew, I get my radioactive shrimp from Costco.

It's crazy how mean some people can be no matter how much you do for them. I give my kids literally EVERYTHING but they won't give me their McDonald's TMNT x Hello Kitty Happy Meals toys. Jerks... #tmnt #mcdonalds #hellokitty #dadbod

Please enjoy another one of my world famous very serious video game reviews. Plus it features gaming legend @therealcliffyb.bsky.social and gaming composer @castorgarden.bsky.social . #videogames #gaming #retrogaming #atari #indiegames #comedy youtube.com/watch?v=owfV...

How much you wanna bet that the first human to ever see a pineapple was scared out of their minds? Like wtf even is this thing?

Cat.

Here's a very serious review about an all-time classic. #retrogames #atari2600 #atari #videogames #comedy #satire #retrogaming #indiegames youtu.be/pVMyIku42_8

Trump Administration yesterday: The technical challenges involving wind and solar power are insurmountable. Don't you know that it isn't always windy and that it gets dark at night? Trump Administration today: Let's build a nuclear reactor on the moon.

Raiden in "Mortal Kombat: Conquest" on HBO Max really gives off strong Jordan Schlansky energy. @teamcocopodcasts.bsky.social

Oh, "Worst COOKS in America". I read that wrong.

It's wild that there's a bridge named for RFK and a man named for RFK, and the bridge is responsible for fewer deaths

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

Burnout 3: Takedown (2004) Drives up every other racing game's arse. What's not fun in racing? Crashing. So they made crashing fun. To this day there is no better driving action than Burnout 3's Road Rage mode. Sequels followed much the same formula and definitely delivered, but no. 3 still rules.

Nintendo be like #donkeykongbananza #donkeykong #nintendo #switch2

Here's my new commercial with my friend Selena. #oreo #selenagomez #vo #voiceactor youtube.com/watch?v=osM3...

Might get a tattoo. #tattoo #tmnt #nes #mario #battletoads #retrogaming

Switch 2 4th of July Eating Contest let's gooooooo! #switch2

If anyone needs a new TV show rec, I watched all 8 episodes of "Adults" on Hulu in a row. It is so damn funny.

This weekend is the Game & Geek Expo in Raleigh. I'm doing a couple of panels including my favorite show Retro Bits where we riff on really bad video games with other funny comedians. Get your tickets now! #videogames #comedy #retrogaming #indiegames #nes #nintendo gameandgeekexpo.com

New rug, who dis? #tmnt