After seeing the new #MortalKombat2 movie, I couldn't even finish my popcorn but a theater employee walked past me and yelled, "FINISH IT!" Thank you.

Played thru "Mixtape" on PS5 in 1 sitting. Didn't save or pause it once. I didn't want to stop. Then all of a sudden I finished it. Great game. Really enjoyed it. #mixtape #ps5

Hello! The latest episode of "Crunch Time with Brian & CliffyB" is out now on all podcast apps! It's very fun. #videogames #comedy #podcast #retrogaming podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

today is one of those days i regret learning to read

We're having fun at "Crunch Time with Brian & CliffyB". Here's a little snippet from our upcoming episode this Monday with @l337lauren.bsky.social ! @therealcliffyb.bsky.social Subscribe on any podcast app! #videogames #comedy

Hello. Finally filming my first comedy special this summer. It's going to be at Neptunes in Raleigh, NC on August 13th. I figured after 21 years of doing this, might as well. Save the date!

Serious question. When "it" finally happens 🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏, how long will it take for things to go back to normal or is there such a huge amount of damage that this is just normal now? #bestdayever

Yo wtf. Slow down.

These AI chatbot names are getting kind of ridiculous. Claude. Gemini. Cortana. If I was Jeeves I'd be pissed right now.

The human mind just wasn't meant to handle this many hot takes on a daily basis.

Ryu doing his Seinfeld impression at the beginning of Ninja Gaiden 2 was unexpected. #nes #retrogaming #nintendo #videogames #nintendo #ninjagaiden #seinfeld

Mike Breen was right! You suck, Amazon. #nba

This new season of Scrubs is incredible. #scrubs

Every place doesn't have to do every thing. Just got a "This Easter, let Exxon Mobil cater your brunch..." email.

Just tried seeing an early screening of the new Mario Movie but the theater started playing full blown porn. Haha. April Fool's on us! They really got us. #MarioMovie

Jared Leto is a weirdo. Skeletor is a weirdo. I think Leto is gonna be a great Skeletor. Plus he's in makeup and CGI the whole time basically. What's the issue with this? Stop hating it just to hate it. It looks great. New trailer is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #heman #motu #skeletor

This is just fun. #tmnt

It's the final stretch of @rifftrax.com's MST3K Kickstarter!! Don't forget, backing at $75 or higher will yield you THREE DUMB DOWNLOADS, including The Mads Are Back, The Mary Jo Pehl Show and Movies Are Dumb! Go go go!!!

I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!

Hey if you got 2 seconds and wanna help me out, I need to drive some traffic to the new Amazon link for my book. Wishlist it, buy it, whatever. Thanks! a.co/d/05NGDy5h

Luigi, "Hey bro. What did the doctor prescribe you for your depression?" Depressed Mario, "Lex-a-pro!" Thank you.

Come celebrate #DeLaDay with us on NPR’s #TinyDesk 🌼🌼🌼 Tomorrow only on npr.org/tinydesk or @nprmusic's Youtube Photo: Joshua Bryant/NPR @npr.org

Playable Characters Podcast: The Book is a real thing. I'm very proud of it. Hope you enjoy it. If you like video games and silliness, you'll enjoy the book. #videogames #retrogaming #comedy Playable Characters Podcast The Book | BookBaby Bookshop share.google/46WyMzjHFI95...

There's an awesome bar by me in Raleigh called Rewind Retrobar (they're in Knightdale) and sadly they're closing after 3 years. I ran a semi-monthly comedy show there and the owners, Jessica and Dan, are 2 of the nicest people. Bought this huge art from them. #heman #tmnt #retro #koolaid #starwars

A picture of me at 10 years old opening up my Technodrome for my birthday. Then a pic of same Technodrome I just took at 46. Still got it, baby! #tmnt

So Splinter fucked the couch cushions? #tmnt #jdvance

Let's start a club, guys!

Hey look what I did. Coming soon. Like, in a few weeks actually. #videogames #podcast #humor #book

It's 2026 and I'm still writing "Donald Trump is a pedophile" on all my checks.

age the actors back up.

The Jurassic Park-Xfinity ad was probably the worst one of the night so far

Everyone involved in these deaging commercials should be fed facefirst into a woodchipper, this is genuinely horrific

How about this: if you HAVE to re-enact a famous movie scene with the same actors, just use the actors. Stop CGI'ing them to look young. It's creepy AF. People age. Everyone does (except Eva Longoria). We understand that. We can handle it. #superbowl #jurassicpark

"OK maybe I'll buy a new game today. Let me just open up PSN, go to the new release section and..."

We used to sneakily rent "Faces of Death" from the local video store when we were kids. So happy I can just open up any social media app now and see ICE agents murdering people every fucking day. 😐😡😐😡

This thing they're doing now where they are showing essentially commercial trailers with a "2.8.26" at the end (Superbowl) is super lame.

There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start

Kids today will never experience the tip-tier joy of accidentally downloading a Wesley Willis song from Napster.

"Celebrate this Martin Luther King Jr Day as Cooper Flagg comes to Madison Square Garden to take on Tyler Kolek and the NY Knicks..." #nba #knicks #mavs #mlk

This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.

Me: Gonna go play some Everybody's Golf on PS5. As soon as my wife walks in and sees my caddies:

Got 'em.

Windows 95 was ahead of its time.

Starting my final book of the year. A book about Mario music. Hell yeah.

Best hip-hop song intros: Ruff Ryder's Anthem by DMX Tragedy by Rza Award Tour by Tribe Packed Up by Lyrics Born Much More by De La Soul Thuggish Ruggish Bone by Bone Thugs Paragraph President by Blackalicious Real Muthaphuckkin G's by Eazy-E Wicked by Ice Cube Rebel Without A Pause by P.E.

Well it took 364 days, but the worst game I played this year was GI Joe: Wrath of Cobra. I hated almost every second of this lazy slogfest. I so wanted it to be good but it just isn't. It's really bad.

Final 30 seconds last night: OG Anunoby offensive rebound OG Anunoby made free throw (tie score) OG Anunoby made free throw (NY up 1) OG Anunoby steal OG Anunoby made free throw (NY up 2) OG Anunoby made free throw (NY up 3) OG Anunoby defensive rebound Win.

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

What the actual fuck?