Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

Other than Chicago, Portland is the city where I have the most friends and family and the White House is just inventing bullshit like this out of thin air. Relentlessly selling fear to angry stupid people, over and over and over.

look I’m obviously crabby but jfc I did not miss Ron Darling or the other mid national color analysts

I can't explain why Freddy Peralta is not the name of an ace, but it's just not. Freddy Peralta is a journeyman fourth starter. I am not interested in facts on this matter.

Bro is making fans dumber

he might be a nice guy but I'm all set on this Ben McDonald dude

Still has a lot to prove and the coaches will need to sort this, but way too many people assumed he sucked just because he didn't supplant a veteran in training camp while playing his less natural position. That said, fair to question the pick if he and Wright are only playable at RT.

You absolutely love to see it.

No shortage of cliches to be thrown about, but you’d rather be correcting your shit coming off a win and that has to feel especially true going into a bye week.

After his rookie year there were people saying CJ Stroud would be one of the top 2-3 players you’d start a franchise with.

Another cruel reminder that part of being good is being lucky.

If people, especially women or marginalized groups, feel a bit of frontier justice maybe don’t rush to police that. It’s not the same as celebrating violence; it’s letting them feel what they feel.

Do y’all take requests

Just curious if it has been independently confirmed by anyone that he’s dead besides the guy who runs everything like a tv show

fun

Williams gets hurt early, Bagent looks like a maestro and leads Bears to victory, ushering in the Chicago Meatball Apocalypse.

Really good stuff by @readjack.bsky.social on how that Caleb Williams piece was severely lacking journalistic integrity. Shame on the media members who should know better but boosted it anyway.

Every time I re-follow Magary on a platform I'm quickly reminded why I unfollowed in the first place. Which obviously makes me the idiot.

Oh get the fuck out of here with this

raising the roof with zero emotion in the face is hilarious

Yes, that famously celebrated group in America: women. What I wouldn't do to be celebrated the way women are celebrated in this country. Just falling all over themselves to applaud and venerate women!

Chris Long monologuing for 80 minutes about each division is, to me, far more enjoyable than 99% of the other football content out there.

Not sure if it's a hot take but I could easily see this season as DJ Moore's last as a Bear. Especially if Burden shows willingness to block.

NFL productions vastly overestimate my interest in seeing rookies sing terribly in front of their teammates.

Superfluous, rapport, schadenfreude

absolutely wild stat

Yeah so these are terrible lol

no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??

“against President Trump’s policies” feels like a lazy description of nationwide protests against his authoritarian pretensions.

look I know we all have to Stay Informed etc. but there's no denying your mental health improves the more you reduce your exposure to these reprehensible idiots

🙄

Annual congrats to the Chicago Bulls for fucking this up as only they can.

I hope Conan O'Brien outlives me because I don't want to live in a world without that man

Your MLB leaders in fWAR. Also Judge is 33, Alonso is 30, Tatis is 26. PCA just turned 23.

Idk where “it’s a game of inches” came from but isn’t that like literally every sport?

lmao triple down Mel

when god closes a shedeur he opens a shewindeau

I Want Better for Justin Fields, an Anthology.

crazy that an incorrigible drunken dipshit who has failed at everything of consequence he has ever tried is also disastrously bad at leading the single largest bureaucracy in the world

Bears drafted an eight year old

I don’t know this man but this hit for me

The "best athlete on the field" stuff gets overused and feels like lazy filler, but I get that these guys need exactly that sometimes.

*whispers* is it possible Ben Johnson doesn't love DJ Moore

I studied Tyler Warren and Colston Loveland. Compared them. And came to a way different conclusion than I thought I would. Now up on @yahoosports.bsky.social. sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...

I spoke to a South Carolina woman today who is miscarrying - her fetus has no heartbeat - but the state's ban is preventing doctors from taking action. She has to walk around with a dead fetus for another week so she can get a FOURTH ultrasound. This is what bans do.

Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

it's just night and day listening to this man talk after hearing Eberflus

It really sucks losing @danbernstein.bsky.social on The Score not only because he's irreplaceable but it's giving the Barstool puds a victory lap.

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer