In high school, walking down the hall, stopped by a guy who asked me where the library was. I gave him directions and kept going, and a minute later another kid who'd been walking a bit behind me saw the guy, stopped, and yelled, "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE DONNY OSMOND." 🤷‍♀️

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

How I'm walking out of 2025

My wish for 2026 is that people stop calling the police because they don't want to discipline their children Having a dude with a gun show up because your eight-year-old "won't listen" isn't productive for ANYONE

Got my tickets for New Years Eve. It’s going to be a fun night!

Those observing Christmas are celebrating a family of asylum seekers. If there is indeed a "War on Christmas," it's being waged by those trying to make our country less safe for the poor, for the marginalized, and for refugees.

Merry Christmas to those celebrating; I'm getting ready to go to work and crossing my fingers that the drunken family fights stay at a minimum this year. 👍

Oof. I'm tired as hell, my feet are killing me, and the cats are pissed that I've been shooing them out of the kitchen, but I have successfully made Entirely Too Many Cookies for tomorrow. 👍

Someone called to demand that we send police to direct traffic at the Walmart parking lot because "it's too crowded" That's what happens when you go to Walmart on Christmas Eve

I gave my neighbor some crocheted washcloths and included a bar of nice soap and she just texted thanking me for the "hot pads" 🤷‍♀️

So this year, not only did my mother misspell Baby Sister's name on her Christmas gift, Mom sent two presents for her kids. Baby Sister has THREE kids. I haven't received anything this year, and tbqh I'm not sure if that means she finally got the point or if she just forgot I exist. 🤷‍♀️

Okay well I didn't fall asleep in the third Avatar movie like I did the second one, but I'm still not clear on why it was made at all The only thing I can think of is that it's showing off What IMAX Can Do, basically like a really expensive three hour version of the Casio keyboard demo song

Got to the theater a little late so previews were already running and a trailer for The Odyssey showed so much of a scene that I started to think I was just in the wrong theater entirely What happened to trailers just being HINTS

Couple walked past me as the guy said, "I want to bite your nails off, they're too long." Where is Red Flag Guy when you need him

Ended up working a 14 hour shift tonight because so many people called out sick, but fortunately I'd brought my shiny new Steam Deck (Merry Christmas to me) so I could play Baldur's Gate But then I discovered that after playing it on PC for several hundred hours it's ANNOYINGLY CLUNKY on a console

..... apparently one of the cats managed to turn on the light in the front hallway And then immediately proceeded to wreak havoc amongst the pile of boxes I've been meaning to take out to the recycle bin Thanks cat

Happy solstice, everyone, and remember, out of the darkness the light will always return.

I'm honestly starting to wonder if Utah will even have snow anymore by the time the 2034 Olympics roll around.

Gotta love when you ask a co-worker a question and suddenly step into a hornet's nest of Drama you didn't know existed Seriously I barely work with her where did this come from

if protecting trans kids is illegal, then why the fuck would i want to be anything other than a criminal

I am forever baffled by how many women are married to men who literally hate them

If anyone wants to know how awake and ready to face the day I am I heard a scratching noise and immediately thought, oh no, I have mice, only to realize a second later the sound was coming from the direction of one of the cats' scratching boards

Chag Sameach to everyone else being a defiant light in the darkness tonight.

Happy Pop-Tarts day to all you old school Sailor Moon fans out there 👍

Jesse Hamm had the take to end all takes on children's media. "People who disdain writing ‘just for children’ fail to realize that those children will remember what they read, maybe for the rest of their lives. You’re not writing for permanent children; you’re getting an early start on adults.”

Men will question everything a woman with degrees and expertise has but accept what ChatGPT says with no question

Bought 2 pairs of shoelaces on Etsy. After over two weeks the seller finally shipped them...and what arrived was 6 pairs of shoelaces, none of which were the 2 I'd ordered. Messaged the seller again and they replied, oh, yeah, I ran out of the ones you bought so I sent extra to make up for it. 🤨

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Okay, standing at the door to someone's car and staring at them until they speak to you is not exactly a good way to approach someone about a fundraiser. Honestly, in a state like this one, it might get you shot. You may want to reconsider your sales tactics, people.

I am brimming with holiday spirit

I finally remembered I brought in the mail yesterday and literally gasped in delight when I opened the package from @ravennowithtea.bsky.social because OMG THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU ❤️ (Also Christopurr Marlowe approves) Definitely bookmarking @teaweltzer.bsky.social's shop now!

I am finally home and trying to decide if I want to pass out immediately or attempt to stay up to get re-adjusted on night schedule Or if the latter is even physically possible I am SO TIRED

til it takes 33 pounds of pressure to close the trachea and a firm handshake is about 80 pounds

And now a speaker is encouraging people to ask Google AI search about medications This is not making me feel good about the state of first responder training

Someday people will figure out that "millennials" aren't today's youth Someday

It's day three of this conference and people still haven't figured out how to turn off their phone ringers while people are speaking 😶

Hello I have no purchasing self control when I'm tired I almost made it back to night shift without overspending but here we are

I've discovered that if I put a heating pad under the covers while I'm getting ready for bed it's all nice and warm by the time I get in and it has the bonus of making me feel like a Victorian lady with a bed warmer

Guy giving a presentation on mental resilience is claiming that learning about your family history makes you more grounded and self confident and you'll have higher self esteem and social competence Okay if that's true then explain me dude

Only one more day and I can go back to a schedule where I actually get sleep 🫠

Today is the five year anniversary of the first time anyone suggested that I might have undiagnosed ADHD and my life changed forever 👍

Okay this presenter just said to ask chatgpt about hazardous materials when responding on fire calls and has immediately lost all credibility Just use the fucking ERG, it doesn't hallucinate

The worst part of being on the day shift schedule is that I always feel like I can't do anything after about 4:00 p.m.. if I get too wound up, I won't be able to fall asleep at night! Therefore, nothing after 4:00! It's like my day is over as soon as it gets going.

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "cats" (39×) 2. "call" (38×) 3. "called" (38×) 4. "apparently" (29×) 5. "coworker" (27×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest Yeah seems legit

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

After visiting my dad for Thanksgiving I have stayed on a day schedule because I'm going to a training this week that requires I be up and about by 6 am and I am already dying and the training doesn't even start until tomorrow Also the cats are VERY confused

Still on that @resist.bot train, next stop, 300 days or my Congresscritters finally doing their jobs.

Daniel Craig really toned down the accent for Wake Up Dead Man and I don't think it was for the better. I want my weird detective to have the accent dammit

While listening to this week's episode of MBMBaM I texted the sibling group chat and asked if they would believe Bigfoot was real if I came to them and said I saw it while out hiking and got: "Do I get to request a list of medications you're on first?" "I'd first question why you were out hiking."