kindof a beautiful thing if u think abt it music.youtube.com/watch?v=x-h-...

my water got mad entities in it

yeah let me get the uhhhh eight hundred dollar pair of glasses. and here's my wife's number and my address and a key to my house. just text me when you all are done

holy crap the people on big brother don't know about covid

food is often advertised as "sugar free" or "preservative free," etc., but never "poop free," makes you wonder what it is they're really feeding us.....

Cars Marx: From each according to his mobility, to each according to his speed

today im going to try to be a tree

i just heard my annoying as fuck upstairs neighbor (who is always stomping around) yell "i'm the leader of antifa," someone should look into this

after all this time we spent together on this journey, it feels like no one even cares about bean sprouts anymore

they're saying that bean sprouts are the next big thing thay everyone is buying at the store

grocery list • bean sprouts

im sorry i would go but i can't i have to go buy bean sprouts

i gotta go buy bean sprouts after work :/

FUCK ALL STORE'S!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

thats why i keep saying we call them nethacklikes now

Um!....Is That K-POP Idol Getting Naked? 2

They should make Cocomelon themed slot machines at casinos to introduce babies to gambling

dude you're not gonna believe this. but i've been selected to apply for the venmo debit card

I LOVE LOST SO MUCH I DONT CARE HOW SLOPPY AND WOOWOO THE WRITING IS IT’S SO GOOD

im surrounded by corporats

two words: mentholated coffee

Friends with benifits, but the benefit is friendship :)

you should be allowed to absorb the life force of your dumbest coworkers

how do you tell a dear friend that they have created the ugliest baby in history, and possibly ever

i just made my first mistake ever. it was weird, because it was not the thing i wanted to do like everything usually is

doodle

it makes me mad when i can't reply to someone simply bc i don't follow them. not because i want to reply, but because of the principle

was looking through old photos and came across the best screenshot I’ve ever taken

i was playing cyberpunk earlier and johnny silverhand appeared in the car and told me we are very similar except my penis is small :/

i wanna be just like you when i grow up.... i wanna have big boobs,

hi

the only way through is in. duh

im so tired and no one can explain why and no it has nothing to do with what time i went to bed last night so don't even ask

hello my friend :)

If the tranny does not feel loved she will leave

i can turn into a basketball at will

ODST is short for "Oh Dope She's Transgender"