swapping situationship stories like war stories

tummy ache :(

do y'all have any brackish water I can lay my eggs in

Tracy get more than 4 hours of sleep for her 9 hour shift challenge (impossible)

god gives her biggest boobs to her clumsiest soldiers

i’ve been called the transgender unreliable narrator

will you be a fucking woman and pick up the transformer his name is starscream and u turn him into a jet. now make hin fly into the paper mache twin towers while i finish transforming soundwave his legs are stuck

71 injections down several thousand more to go

being queer feels like being a morality expert sometimes

reciting my daily affirmations

got a lil too autistic and yayd in front of my parents

new tracy thing :3

loot that drops when you defeat me: - lighter with a shitty design on it - punk punch monster with 2 decent sips left - 3 loose adderall tabs - ball of tangeled hair - rubber duck - stunfisk pokemon card

genetic autoimmune condition starting to show i bet my dad is real proud of me for continuing the family tradition

new blanket ^w^

i dunno what a wolf cut is and at this point i’m afraid to ask

i’ve 100% 3 games and the list is just silly it’s Cloverpit, Huniepop, and Attack On Titan 2: Final Battle for the Xbox

meow

environmental story telling

estrogenuine crying hits different

ie i had to check to see if Brian David Gilbert's pronouns had changed anytime in the last two years

uh oh

do not recommend putting air in your tires in zero degree weather

what bsky.app/profile/nied...

Amazing statement from the chaplain of the MN Timberwolves, I’m guessing in response to the craven press release co-signed by so many local CEOs today (inc the Timberwolves!) calling for the “deescalation of tensions” here but refusing to assign any specific blame or even *mention* ICE / CBP

I bet it feels good as fuck to moo if ur a cow

guy who has seen tone indicators before but doesn't know what they are, talking to a trans girl: "so are you slash srs?"

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

they’re trying 2 kill me

i'm thinkin bout tentacles at 9 am they are gonna do more scans of my brain when i die than CTE study cases

unfortunately smoked the weed that makes u dysphoric

fear not the girl who has practiced a 1000 different kisses, but the girl who has practiced one kiss a 1000 times

#farcille #파르실

never forget