Jarell Quansah has his red card ban extended to two matches. FIFA will consider an appeal, if the England defender can prove he’s either American or Argentinian or a brown envelope stuffed with cash

I thought eating Taco Bell was generally considered a reason why you have diarrhea? www.foodsafetynews.com/2026/07/taco...

Harry Kane admitting that he played golf with that cunty orange shitgoblin is good enough reason to not want England to win. Kom igjen Norge!

United Shits of America 💩 🇺🇸

If you’re in the USA and you distrust the FDA under RFK, please know that the Canadian government has very extensive health information on their websites, so when you’re concerned about these outbreaks and such, you’ll find some info on the gov’s Canada.ca website. www.canada.ca/en/public-he...

This is total insanity. Words fail to explain how anyone let alone a plurality of voters thought giving an obviously demented person control of the most powerful government in the world was a good idea. We will be lucky to come out the other side of this alive.

Hooman needs to not work tonight and instead stay home with fuzz

Derp dawg loves his bananas 🍌

Pod Racer mode: engaged This is a bit faster than I'd like on a tight trail but fun nonetheless #trailrunning #optoutside #yyj

Moose needed a run today to get the sillys out. #trailrunning #optoutside #yyj

Yay! Hooman home

non-danger noodle

Vaccines Save Lives! “Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.”

Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box https://theonion.com/not-that-important-employee-snatches-best-donut-in-box-1819575292/

Happy 70th birthday to the legendary Tom Hanks! #TomHanks

Mitch is alive and well... and in perfect hibernation 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

Thou shalt warn said blueberry of imminent danger at least 4 times. 5 might be too much but not ridiculous

Being neurodivergent is avoiding the bad spoon in the cutlery drawer until there's no other option.

So if this was just salary related, at $1190\hr and assume all officers ($100k salary)on overtime that would have 16 officers patrolling 24hrs a day. 💸 💸 💸

Fuzz doesn't want hooman to go back to work

Something fun... If you go to Google search “Erling Haaland” and wait a few seconds some Vikings row across the bottom of the screen. 🇳🇴 ⚽

Winning the internet today... "I heard someone say Mitch McConnell has Rigor Tortoise and I can’t unhear that"

Meanwhile in Scott Jennings car park....

IRAN WAR: KEY FACTS ▪️ Began: June 2025 ▪️ Aggressors: 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ▪️ Duration: 13 months (so far) ▪️ Ceasefires: None ▪️ Legality of Conflict: None ▪️ War Crimes By 🇺🇲 🇮🇱: Many ▪️ U.S. Casualties: 1000+ (full # hid) ▪️ Winner (by month): 🇮🇷 (all) ▪️ Loser (by month): D. Trump (all)

More work related content... Life Jackets and luck FTW www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

More fun work related content... Everything is fine until it isn't. Wear that PFD

Making fun of Taco always hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂 #belgium #fifa

ICYMI... just to add fuel to the World Cup fire, UEFA (Union of European Football Associations and one of 6 of the FIFA Confederations) released a statement on the USA red card being overturned. #FIFA #WorldCup #USA www.uefa.com/news-media/n...

Meanwhile on the world news front....

The stoke of a 9yr old who's loving riding camp. At this rate, I'll have to get a bike to keep up with him.

There is now more sand... Project Pool is a go.

Run. Sweat. Banana. 🍌

The Moose pace on a packed trail is fun. This is about a 4.5/km and he's jogging... 🥴 #trailrunning #optoutside #yyj

Went for a quick run with the Moose to the suspension bridge. Like most dogs, he's not a fan of the bridge.

The IOC is not giving up the title of world’s most corrupt sporting organization to FIFA without a fight

Yawn... Blink... Parent!

Days off didn't last long... At least the sunset was kind of nice. #shiftworkerlife

Schadenfreude feels amazing...

Pick a side people... 🇧🇪

Someone pointed out that Canada made it as far in the World Cup as Ronaldo did, and I giggled loudly. Perhaps guffawed.

ICYMI.... Belgium is getting the run around from FIFA. Rules are being broken for the host nation to give their team an advantage they lost when their player committed a foul. #worldcup #fifa #smh

That has been posted for 7 hours and still remains up. They have made no replies or anything. I think the social media person is in for a rude morning.

Meanwhile, on Threads, Pepsi has decided rape culture is funny-cute.

Belgian fries>any American fries

My Cycle of Life Tour team "The Holy Spokes" is running an auction of treats and services... Go Bid, get a deal, raise money for Vancouver Island hospice Ends TOMORROW. www.32auctions.com/colt2026

I hope he called it soccer the whole time he talked to them

Sweet Jeebus Batman.... 😳

Internet will always win

It was one of those work days where you come home and the 8% double IPA will do just fine.