Make a Bond film casual Squidcat

Robots will look back on this as the reason to remove the human race

I'd love to see BC Ferries have a machine on board that you can try and win assured boarding cards... @bcferrys.bsky.social

Tis a chilly start to the morning in Victoria #shiftworkerlife

Moose is a level 4 snuggler

Woke up and grabbed our moment of sunshine and mud. #trailrunning

Love this Christmas meme #StarWars

Dogs last night

200 posts in a day?!?

Twas the night of Christmas... While watching the coast... Only a few creatures were stirring... Even a boat... #shiftworkerlife

Solid Christmas day wander with the fam jam before the rain showed up. 🎄

What has 2 thumbs, didn't turn on his alarm and slept through Christmas dinner? 😐 #shiftworkerlife

Advertising is awkward

Sorted... 🎄

Generational gold 😁

Merry Christmas 🎄

This👇🏻

Long days... Out the door at 630am. Home to couch by 9.30pm. #shiftworkerlife

IYKYK THE Christmas light set up of the city. #yyj

Pretty cool Christmas light set up

(🦋) BLUESKY NEWS: The South African Sociopath—everyone knows who I mean—has apparently just made a series of changes to Twitter that launched a new exodus. The per-second growth rate here at BlueSky is now *more than triple* what it was yesterday. So welcome, Twitter refugees! This is *way* better.

This is how you win on the internet... #epstein #trump #adobe

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Holiday energy management

A great Canadian thing to stock up on when visiting our Great Northern Land is Buckley’s Cough Syrup. It’s been around since 1919. But, being Canadian, the advertising is awesome. For years, the slogan was “It tastes awful. And it works.” You can watch all their commercials on their site:

The schadenfreude of this CBS “Inside CECOT,” story being released by Canadian's while the US government tries to silence it is GOLD.

Probably the best Canadian Christmas album...

I can tell you from experience that if you see a sign that says ‘peep show,’ that it doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.

Bring Burner phone.

Brrr.. It's a chilly one this morning. #shiftworkerlife

News In Photo:

CBS = Complete Bullshit Scheme

This holiday season... Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong

Moose not a fan of me working lots... #shiftworkerlife

Well there's the most America sentence I've ever read

Sunday funday

Happy Winter! 10:03am ET today marked the Winter Solstice, the day of the year when the Earth's northern hemisphere is tilted furthest away from the Sun – making today the shortest of the year for those of us north of the equator. Will wintry temperatures be in your area? 😬 Visit weather.gov to see

Christmas Dad Joke.... 3 guys die in a car crash and appear before St Peter. St. Peter: To enter these gates I need you to show me something festive. Guy 1: *shakes car keys* they are like bells. St Peter: You may enter. Guy 2: *pulls out zippo and lights it* it's like a candle. 1/

You can't park there!

Happy Moose 💕

Moose is learning that we go outside in any weather....

Oh the west coast is a sunshine tease right now...

Work 18hrs. Wake up and see sunshine. Sounds like trail run the Moose time.

Teenagers who owned dogs suffered from fewer social problems, according to a recent study. They showed reduced aggression, diminished delinquent behaviour and less social withdrawal

USA really pushing to F up my Shit Show Bingo Card

Victoria has weird Christmas traditions 🎄 #yyj #Christmas

Transparency at last 🙄

I feel we could come up with a better name than "Hunger Games" Excited States Stakes?

Get better please 🥺