insane clown posse looking rough these days

me writing this post, scheduling the tweet, tagging myself

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Reminder that the moon that orbits the Earth has a name in English and that name is the Moon. There are lots of nicknames and names in other languages (Luna, for instance) but technically in English it is just the Moon. The concept of a moon is uncapitalized; our moon is the Moon.

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

age 26: run a 10k with no training age 36: walk a moderate amount, sustain a metatarsal stress fracture

hey siri what’s the german word for the feeling you get when you need something at the hardware or grocery store, but then you go there for something else, and forget to get the thing you originally needed

unreasonably proud of this lil 5-email series to help kickstart your comedy brain!

ok now the simulation is just fucking with us

On this Palm Sunday, we commemorate our lord and savior Palm III

there are a lot of excellent observations about patriarchy and culture in this essay. here’s a particularly pithy and true one that i feel in my bones: “[M]ost women don't have the privilege of falling into a funk when they're out of work. If they drop the ball, the ball stays dropped.”

how often do you have some form of media going? music, podcast, tv?

saturday brag...urday: “I gotta say, what John Mayer is to guitars, you are to copy. I do have one follow up question already though. When can I work with you again?" Cameron Brown, Einstein Moving Co. work with me for the first time, or again: www.punchlinecopy.com

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Your SaaS copy is losing conversions because it has no feelings. At MicroConf US 2025, @punchlinecopy.com broke down 6 emotions to inject into your copy and explained where in the funnel each one belongs. Watch: www.youtube.com//watch?v=qc-...

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

i am convinced the heathrow airport is a circle of hell. dante just hadn’t had a layover there yet

it's saturday so here is something nice someone said about me! “It’s obvious Lianna practices her craft a lot and deeply understands what is going to work and what isn’t.” Mike Taber, Bluetick.io you, too, can pay me to write funny stuff and then gush about it: www.punchlinecopy.com

i like to launch things right before i leave the country because being busy with travel stuff prevents me from spiraling about whether people like it or not. anyway, here's this: punchlinecopy.com/website-in-a...

imagining the meeting where someone was like goal number one is to find a trendier, more whimsical term for attempted murder

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fabulously punchable face imo

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SaaS friends, is your copy convoluted and confusing (or just, you know, boring)? my quickie loom audit could help! punchlinecopy.com/jab

is it me (or my neighborhood) or is it much weirder and harder to have casual neighbor interactions since covid

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I hear the Miniature Counterfeiters' Guild is accepting new applicants, if you're looking to make a little coin

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lol @ three of the trump voters i cut out of my life having to hang out with each other because no one else will talk to them

Meta is putting a "Name Tag" feature in Ray-Bans - facial recognition through the glasses' camera. You look at someone, AI tells you who they are. In an internal document, the company wrote that the timing is good because civil society groups are busy with politics and won't cause problems.

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

wedding costs are wild. napkin math and vendor quotes are coming up around $35k to have a dinner party at a nice venue for 100 people in austin. OR we could spend $12k to treat 28 family members + friends to 5 nights at a gorgeous beachside villa in the DR, including all meals. which would you do?

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if you feel like doing something sweet today, why not donate to this stranger's kitty gofundme? www.gofundme.com/f/help-junip...

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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.

look at my cat do it

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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

the fact that i have opted out of gemini but still have to KEEP CLOSING this stupid button in my slides actually makes me want to leave google products

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friends, i have re-opened the recording desk for CANNED: conversations about getting fired. if you've been dyin to tell that story about that time you got axed, i want to talk with you. FAQ here, and please get in touch. (also, please share with your people. thank you.)

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