IMPORTANT SOUND ON

when’s my half hour of live BBC airtime to tell everyone how much i love the launderette?

“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm.”

i’m in the launderette.

Hip-hop. easy.

everyone up in arms about football kayfabe

happy soundgarden day to those who celebrate

22 years ago today I released Salad Fingers.

i live near a school and i can hear a kid doing ‘another one bites the dust’ over the shittest sounding midi backing track and it’s better than any music i’ve ever made or you’ve ever made.

i’m in the launderette.

GOOD GRIEF IN EVERY POSTCODE

my ma didn’t listen to anything. i don’t remember their being a radio in the house, so it’s little surprise that i now love music that sounds like a hoover full of pebbles in another room.

if you buy any of my music from @subvert.fm, i think you’re very cool and intelligent, with excellent taste.

Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal

It's pretty simple... If you use AI to create art, then you're not an artist. If you use AI to write, then you're not a writer. If you use AI to make music, then you're not a musician. If you use AI to animate, then you're not an animator. If you use AI to make films, then you're not a filmmaker.

happy father’s day to all the fathers out there but especially my dad, the electro harmonix octave multiplexer.

OPENS DOWNFALL RANT GENERATOR

i need the people emailing me about massive tours supporting “new hype artistes” to remember i play one gig, no more.

the offers are flying in now, you wouldn’t believe it.

6 months to get in my now regular 1 gig a year i’ve been doing since 2021.

i’m in the launderette.

buy noise, fuck bosses.

yesterday i released this, it's 40 odd minutes of dense, fogged out drone made with 100 fake big muff pedals and a complete disregard for learning how to use panning properly.

yesterday i released this, it's 40 odd minutes of dense, fogged out drone made with 100 fake big muff pedals and a complete disregard for learning how to use panning properly.

About time #SockPuppets

koala > everything else.

another 42 minutes and 43 seconds of unsettling ambient nonsense by me.

another 42 minutes and 43 seconds of unsettling ambient nonsense by me.

I don’t use it very often but I always keep Koala installed on my phone in hope that one day I will butt dial a sick beat.

t shirt in the bur*um font but it says BEARS CUM

i’m in the launderette.

i’m at the launderette.

Our statement on the UK gov't's demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the UK be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification & content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/20...

in a shocking turn of events, sir keir starmer has come out with an idea that’s immediately clear is a total load of shit.

i put a guestbook on my stupid hell on hearth website and one person signed it and that was more depressing than no one signing it so i deleted it. nostalgia is dead.

Poseidon Tyrannosaurus Rex

i’m in the launderette.

By Jim Benton

i’m in the launderette

hell on hearth - 'one hundred and fifty six' 4 slabs of early am. only on @subvert.fm

hell on hearth - 'one hundred and fifty six' 4 slabs of early am. only on @subvert.fm

just innocent rooms

Now playing: Hunger Is Violence. "An Irish fundraising project for promoting awareness of the civil rights abuses visited on Palestinians... A totally captivating project and a good deed as well. Win-win." - Byron Coley, Wire magazine, April 2025 dietofwormslabel.bandcamp.com/album/hunger...

Worth noting, if your MP hasn't signed it already - that doesn't mean they won't. These are just very early signatories. It's too early to judge who will and will not choose to sign, but not too early to urge them to do so: equalrecognition.eaction.org.uk/rejectthecode

there was a cracked concrete step up to a class room in primary school, and if you stepped on it you were gay.

Five years since the last one, I've unceremoniously dumped a new album on Bandcamp. This one is more of a skeletal electronica vibe with glitched-out rhythms and a touch of acid in places. concretefield.bandcamp.com/album/abstra...