hey, remember when Kamala Harris warned everyone that Trump would use the military on us, and the press was all "shut up, laughing lady, prove you worked at McDonald's"? that was fun, wasn't it

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Fifty years ago, on Sept. 26, 1975, The Rocky Horror Picture Show flopped at the U.S. box office — then became the longest-running theatrical release in history.

Well the good news is, now that he’s indicted one of his political enemies on bullshit charges, he’ll probably stop, and it definitely won’t escalate from here.

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I hear the President has decreed that it is possibly a crime to refer to Americans as "fascists," but "fascism" is a word that has a relatively clear meaning that's worth understanding. Here's how an official publication of the US Army defined "fascism" in 1945.

At the Weird Al show in Clearwater… Check my Dean #Ween fit in honor of his birthday.

Subtly downgrade a band. The B-51’s

Subtly downgrade a band… EIGHT Inch Nails Jane’s Hobby My Chemical FriendZone Dent The Veil Assembling Pumpkins Dinosaur Sr.

Happiest of birthday wishes to Michael Melchiondo! Born in 1970. AKA Mickey AKA Dean Ween Founder of #ween & The Dean Ween Group 🤎🎂🎉

“We apologise for any insensitivity or offence caused to the white supremacist community at this time”

Welp, today is THE day. Enjoy it, sheep… youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

I don’t give a fuck about late night hosts. I want the teachers and school administration who lost their jobs for posting on social media to get reinstated.

A masterpiece, imo 🔥🔥🔥

Should I watch clips of the Charlie Kirk funeral, or wait till Leni Riefenstahl edits it all together?

KIMMEL should get Kimmel’s job.

Radiohead released "Creep" as the first single from their debut album 'Pablo Honey' 33 years ago on September 21, 1992 | Listen to the album + explore our tribute here: album.ink/RadioheadPH

On this day in 1934, Leonard Cohen was born. One of Canada's greatest musicians, he is a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the Canadian Songwriters Hall of Fame. He also earned two Governor General's Awards, the Order of Canada, the Glenn Gould Prize and four Junos.

On this day in 1991, #ween released The Pod🤎 *I heard Captain Fantasy a few months later and I’ve been brown ever since

Accurate.

If this shit is okay with you then you've been walked to a sad as fuck place. Come back.

i just know we're all going to have to sit through a three minute clip of joe rogan saying "i can't believe censorship is happening"

Please go to support.abc.com and "submit programming feedback", tell them to reinstate Kimmel. Takes about a minute. Let's flood them.

RIP

Correctamundo 🤎#ween

they did a cat scan on this lady and the computer just made a slide whistle sound

Ya know, three kids also got shot in Colorado. Kids. At school. Again.

You can condemn murder and political violence without whitewashing Charlie Kirk's shameful history of hate, racism, white nationalism and promotion of dangerous conspiracies that radicalized Trump supporters to violence. You can do both.

10 years ago, I would have been repulsed and mortified by what happened to Charlie Kirk. But I've been repulsed and mortified so many times in the last 10 years, I can't feel that way about something like this anymore. It's not even the most horrific shooting from THIS afternoon.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Hail Satan

The Beatles' 'Revolver' hit #1 on the US albums chart 59 years ago on September 10, 1966 | Listen to the album + discover where it ranks in our Beatles readers' poll here: album.ink/BeatlesPoll

Men are never going to be able to find it.

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injury already, ffs 🐬

#FinsUp #LetsGoFins

He tried this on E. Jean Carroll and then confused a picture of her with his second wife

Lenny Kravitz released his debut album 'Let Love Rule' 36 years ago on September 6, 1989 | Listen to the album + discover where it ranks in our readers' poll here: album.ink/LKravitzPoll

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

just when i thought people were as dumb as possible they yell “hey yall watch this” and faceplant into the patio furniture

going donald duck mode for 24 hours in honor of labor day. sailor shirt only. i will strut around and cuss out a dog and get so mad i hop up and down and smoke comes out of my ears. i will sit on a towel as well for hygiene

Whatever you do, DO NOT cut your juggalo vein. WHOOP WHOOP!!!!

BOOGNISH! #ween

The Breeders released ‘Last Splash’ 32 years ago on August 31, 1993 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/TheBreedersLS

Those three words she wants to hear: Dead at 79

Laura Loomer is threatening jokes about Trump being dead because she has to delay the truth coming out: Secret Service agents found Donald Trump trapped between the toilet and wall. He slid off, got pinned between the two, and asphyxiated from the pressure. Agents describe his body as "in a bra."