Listened to Right Said Fred’s album. Didn’t hate it!

Paging (‘cause that was something some people still did then) 90’s alternative radio

If you knew “The Sabre Dance” had lyrics— no, you didn’t youtu.be/HfC0jYf13IA?...

Me, refusing to spend time reading captions and crap: “Aw, damn — how is the Dhalsim solo film so much freaking better looking than any Street Fighter movie?!?

*Donald, go to the store Challenge* Could we bully him into making this video? Could Putin??

yes, everyone: look out for the beaver moon

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I mean this is so far pretty close to a 10 out of 10 night for Democrats. Winning everywhere! Statewide in PA and GA, huge margin in VA gov race. Sherrill tracking double digits as well! Mamdani above 50% in a the highest turnout in NYC since 1969. Big pick ups in VA House of Delegates.

Honestly, folks. Today's electoral results are a referendum on fascism. Take heart, peeps. It's fuel to step up and keep going!

[Thomas Dolby voice] 🎵He’s struck me with the sandwich 🎶 *beep, bope, boop* HE’S STRUCK ME WITH — THE SANDWICH!

That’s fall #Chicago

I guess there must be people who don’t find that Buffalo Bills repeating train whistle annoying?

this phrasing from @jamellebouie.net should be everywhere. Never seen it said better

One guy always gotta be a rando in the group chat

good thing that Rojas guy got a homer to save his self esteem; they won’t stop bagging on him for being a guy who’s too sh*tty to hit homers

oldheads recall a time when QB’s didn’t clap

Do U. Florida 🏈 fans perform the most groovy’, syncopated “refs you suck” chant the sports world has ever encountered? That’s how it seems

If you dance as much as that Texas kid did, knowing full well you didn’t catch the ball, that should subtract seven points from your score 🏈

You don’t get “to be fair” or “let’s consider it” pieces in MSM about flat earth or legalizing slavery (…yet). Clearly it is possible for them to have a “beyond the pale” standard

where we at with “Stand Your Ground”. these days, anyway?

My friends: all choosing the alcohol they are going to purchase for Boys Weekend Me:

Now, uh, that’s a Halloween car costume

Weiner’s Circle is going as Black Castle for Halloween 💜 #Chicago

Hells yeah!

This happened??

It helps alleviate the stress if, in my head, I call it “A House Of

I don’t pay them, but I love getting in on a boycott. Imma stop listening, so no ad impressions from me! LFG

“Grow out your hair, and you’ve got the role, kid!”

President Grampa *again* bragging about passing his dementia test years ago. Again, no media person replies anything about it

How the hell did I not hear about this til now?! “More than 8,000 flights were delayed yesterday amid widespread absences from air traffic controllers, who are not being paid. The Trump administration said the shortages would most likely lead to more delays and cancellations. [Reuters]”

I guess it’s time for the Second Age of Upworthy

Amazon Rufus AI? More like “Woof — us?” amirite?

Don’t sleep on the point that his vocabulary is so limited he calls it “cheating on a commercial,” as if a commercial is some kind of pass/fail test. Sounds like the interpretation of a 4-yr-old.

smh everyone pretending they don’t *enjoy* games made by Groundskeeper Willie

I mean, if you’re joining up at this juncture, there is *absolutely no way* you think they are going to judge your answers about Immigration law and the Fourth Amendment seriously *at all*. One of those dopes is gonna sue for bait-n-switch

GD, I thought Jewel screwed me on the price, but I have to admit these grapes are freaking incredible

Ah, a “who did this” from a person who did this First one of those I’ve seen on this website. Feel like Old Ben hearing “Obi-Wan” on Tatooine

Ah yes…the infamous graphic novelization of Color Me Badd’s greatest hits

When does Blake Griffin get his role costarring with Channing Tatum

why the hell are they confirming trump's judges when trump's speaker of the house won't swear in Grijalva?

Just decided how I’m gonna get that good rep for what my house is handing out on Halloween

Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing? Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.

republicans

Perhaps the 7+ million of us out marching this weekend in rejection of a narcissistic wannabe-despot has focused their minds on

Humor aside, this should 100% become the norm— every reporter has a tablet queued up with the thing they’re going to ask about, and when anyone says, “I haven’t seen it,” the *immediate* reflex is to hit play while saying, “here it is.” Every time.

“candidate's promise to lower grocery prices” — my brain *immediately* fires back the question: how’s he gonna do that? And I claim no special insight, but it fascinates me…for every person ever quoted in a media political piece, that question apparently *never* occurs