Tho to be frank, gerrymandering, the unrepresentative Senate and the electoral college have taught him that he really doesn’t need to for about 40% of the country. Can that structural baseline be broken? Maybe he’ll find a way

a buncha Uncle Jimbos

That is the thing about Fascist Jeopardy. Every question has the same answer: “Well, not *that* guy. That guy’s a terrorist.”

Illinoisans: Dick Durbin's office numbers: 202-224-2152 (DC) 217-492-4062 (Springfield) Tammy Duckworth's office numbers: (202) 224-2854 (DC) (217) 528-6124 (Springfield) Not one more cent to this government until ICE is defunded. No excuses.

setting my TiVo for Captain vs. Of The Apes, a real first-round gem

🎵How much is that🎵

if the account’s name is, like, “vibecesson” or something, maybe you don’t need to interact with it

the simulation has sprung an infinite leak of Cartmans

I will say I’ve felt the flip side directed at me a few times

Also: "the problem"? He created the problem out of thin air!

Man, if I didn’t know better I’d think the guy is doing a sneak attack on his nuts (pic from a @rexhuppke.bsky.social USA Today piece)

Are there like six current movie trailers that look exactly the same? (By “the same,” I don’t mean what’s happening in the trailer — I mean the text, style and presentation…regardless of what the movie is about)

He’s making stuff *you* buy more expensive because he wants to forcibly buy Greenland *for himself*

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proof again that a person cannot literally die of embarrassment. Because I am still here

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

This. I am done returning to the status quo of what got us here. I want universal healthcare. I want a maximum wage tied to the minimum wage. I want omnipresent, cheap public transit and walkable neighborhoods. I want Supreme Court and police reform, and I want the rich to pay their fair share.

"I bet Aaron Rodgers is so upset right now because he lost and got tackled a lot" is honestly something that someone who's jealous about how much Raw Water he's about to consume would say. In a week his paramecium levels are going to be triple yours. A week later, triple that. Deal with it.

“My ‘Women want fish me fear me’ hat is raising a lot of questions not at all answered by the hat”

Can you imagine if people responded to out of control government overreach right now the way the NRA touted as their true purpose all these years?

Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.

🚨🚨wake up the pope 🚨🚨

This is just what you like to see on here

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a buncha Uncle Jimbos

Democrats should run on the fact that their opposition is literally killing Americans and destroying the country. It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day. They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy

seems like all the outlets taking money and running ICE recruitment ads really, really, really ought to reconsider that

Thought about the electric toothbrush plan for .5 secs too long before going in; now I’m lost

six out of nine of your listed hyper fixations have words I don’t know in them. Huge flex.

Ban stock trading by lawmakers in Congress. Full stop.

I mean, don’t tell me everyone’s just gonna try and have a normal World Cup under this f***er

In fact, if enough people participated in a general strike long enough, or if enough people surrounded the capital in protest for long enough, he *would* be removed. Still. There is *always* a path. It’s a question of whether there’s enough will to find and use it.

who gives a shit about power levers. if you don't even attempt to start the process of impeachment, the fuck is the point of anything. "step on me daddy. please rig the next election, daddy" bsky.app/profile/squo...

was Pete too drunk to get in on the 3am war post

One thing you could choose to think about when you see stories about this made-up aspect of the Second Amendment is that it was once Not-The-Law, but became the law through activism. Similarly, the current SCOTUS says presidential immunity is the law. We should strive to make it Not-The-Law.

Sheeeeiiitttttt. RIP sir.

It’s pretty wild that the most rabidly anti-immigrant administration in recent memory is comprised of a President married to an immigrant, a VP married to the daughter of immigrants, an assistant AG in charge of Civil Rights who’s an immigrant (Dhillon), & it was all funded by an immigrant (Musk).

Human Centipod

While she’s someone who has the ability to make herself non-tactile! Is that irony? Good writing? I dunno — it’s something!

Game idea: Avatar - Fire N’ Dash

had a Whamaggeddon going, except for seeing posts/ads on *Marty Supreme* without any of it indicating what the f**k it’s actually about

attending The Nutcracker and reacting to “Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies” like seeing Chumbawamba when they finally kick “Tubthumping”

I just think the rubio vid everyone’s porting from TikTok looks fake

what’s Sarah Cooper up to

“Well, the scorpion said he doesn’t sting, so that’s what we need to put in the headline.”

Curious about what in the self-loathing is going on with Usha Vance to be married to a man who so openly seems to resent that she isn’t white. She’s where she wants to be but I sure want to know what pathology allows that.