My AliExpress marketing e-mails have me dialed in. It’s always model kits, cute anime figures, tea making supplies and accessories, and now Mao’s little red book.

The shitlibs of r/Iowa fucking *love* that all of @robsandia.bsky.social’s best friends are segregationists and transphobes

rhetorically it feels like Wahls is trying to do a "the parties are broken" Sand move but from the left. which, correct! the parties are broken and I'd rather Wahls' version of a solution over Sand's literal empty rhetoric. but this didn't address any of the actual problems the article pointed out

There was a time above. A time before... There were perfect things. Diamond absolutes. But things fall. Things on Earth. And what falls... is fallen.

Uno de los mejores de todo el tiempo Necesito comprarlo en España porque ningún editorial estadounidense tiene la buen razón para publicarlo

I really do wish Wing was a good show. "Relena Peacecraft" is such a dumb Big Brain idea that really works. too bad the entire cast of gundam boys are The Worst

ive nearly fallen for SO many "we're now using AI!" april fools jokes from companies and businesses i like who have long been anti ai... like that shit is way too believable we've had our trust betrayed too many times 💀

Wake up babe, it’s your day today

one of the greats

come listen to the newest Devo-teas, with @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us, where we talk about Sonic the Hedgehog, the Sega Saturn, gimmicky voice actor casting, and more! devo-teas.transistor.fm/episodes/son...

Open the borders! Stop being gatekeeping little bitches about it youtu.be/inLrQS5q2E8

mfw the trick to being a successful global hegemon is just having compassion

okay, okay, I tried to give Andy Weir the benefit of the doubt and spun up the audiobook of Project Hail Mary shit sucks! not only is it poor writing, it's chockablock full of politics, refuting his dumb bitch "I don't put politics in my work" bullshit!

Money is stupid

someone give me $2k so I can have unique Milk Morinaga art

If I’m making it at home it‘s a pourover; if I’m out and about it’s the largest iced coffee Dunkin sells with French vanilla and cream because I’m too gay to drink hot coffee when I’m out

I'm just so tired. I feel like I'm running on fumes every day and I don't know how to fill up the tank.

and now we think Loki maybe had a mini-stroke tonight; he couldn't walk for like an hour and was really spaced out. we chatted with the vet and she wants us to watch him to maybe bring him in tomorrow. I knew having old dogs would eventually break bad, but I didn't expect it all to happen at once.

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Had a rough vet visit after a rough night got my boy Jack. Vet’s now thinking a month or less. But then, he was only supposed to have three months or so as of November. But still. I’m sad because it feels like I’m on the precipice of losing my little man.

Here's a blanket "happy ____ to those who celebrate" which I feel can encompass most of Bluesky: - Celine Dion's birthday - National Pencil Day - 45th anniversary of the Reagan assassination attempt

CD-ROM stands for Compact Disc Romance, owing to the intensely sexual nature of the medium

That Andy Weir guy is kind of a dipshit, huh

Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

Two thoughts from working at the comic shop today: Pokémon cards are loser shit for babies. If you are grown ass adult, stop it. I am so tired of people talking about Invincible. It’s a bad comic! Shut da fuck up

tinned fish girlies, I wish I could walk this road with you but I've tried over a dozen different varieties - some of them the most popular, most highly regarded ones you can get for a reasonable price - and they're all bad I'm just not built for tinned fish, I guess

It’s me. I am that person. Back to single-purpose devices and discrete plans on what to take and when.

messy blackletter version:) 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 gonna get some prints of this for Gothcon next weekend<3

I need that Haman Karn so bad

the Wahls campaign is hitting the polling hard again. unfortunately, they don't realize that an elizabeth warren endorsement doesn't do much for anyone with a brain and both Turek and Wahls are gonna get shellacked by Iowa Barbie.

wait why would ANYONE not pick Chloe at the end of life is strange? truly people cannot understand one another

imagine being a RETVRN guy but for 'cursive in schools' instead of cool ass translucent electronics

if you truly need your Potterslop that badly because your taste is that shitty and your morals are that deprecated, at the very least STEAL IT and SHUT THE FUCK UP about it I don't wanna hear you talking about it or you're out, babe

going to try and bully my university to install Atkinson Hyperlegible on every campus machine

@robsandia.bsky.social is an out-and-out bigot and he should be run out of the democratic party with pitchforks, like every transphobe should

every time I record a podcast with my brother these days and he goes on a big spiel about what he used Claude Code for this week I have to keep a straight face and not make the stinkeye face I want to make because he records video for YouTube now I don't want to damage my relationship with my bro

send this to a hard worker

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chainsaw man is ultimately another tragicomedy about becoming important at work. the moral is to never hustle. the grindset is too dangerous. real winners quit.

hey i heard about sora dying. love to my friends in the kingdom heart fandom

Yet another yuri series where I’m seven books in and thinking “I need these girls to fucking sleep together already”

My most problematic @survivingiowan.bsky.social esque “this evil person is attractive” opinions are that both Bari Weiss and Candace Owens are hot

Pour out a bottle of piss for Sora AI. #Godzilla #AI

if you post excitedly about the new harry potter show, I will be making fun of you them's the breaks, kid!

truly it feels like this sometimes, as a cyclist I just want to ride! please stop trying to kill me