every show can be a gooner show if you goon hard enough

I hate to say it because I feel like Chicago is often just trying too hard but hot damn if a Chicago-style dog isn't the best fucking way to dress your frankfurter

I impulse pierced my right ear two new times on Tuesday and we’re out of the ouchy phase and into the itchy phase of healing They do be looking cute tho!

piracy is good

It’s true, you never see a straight white guy in a bike lane

I have a sneaking suspicion that Godzilla Minus Zero is gonna be a bit shit I don't need another "hey, the monster's back" movie, give me VENOMIZED TRADWIFE

I just saw what Matt Dinniman looks like for the first time and my first thought was “yeah, that tracks”

the only thing worse than old rich businessmen golfing is young rich wannabe-businessmen golfing a hateful pasttime for the worst among us

Qué coño, in classicis veritatem invenies.

Did not expect to spend my morning standup explaining Brazilian Miku x Japanese Miku to my boss and coworkers

The time for us, as a culture, to move past Avatar has long since passed

Could be us

they should kiss

welp, just got an anti @theswinerepublic.bsky.social phone poll. I think Mike is a little spooked! it was filled with extremely hateful rhetoric about Chris and a bunch of lies about what Mike will do. fun!

We all need to come together and gift Anthy Himemiya a gun

your honor, it was love

"I would not celebrate the death of anyone" well I would!!!

many people have broadly stopped using ear phones-1or even the phone itself—in public, choosing instead to scream every phone call out loud in the post office or on the street or in the subway

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

my neighbors fired off fireworks across the street from our yard last night at 9:30 while I was OUTSIDE with the dogs. poor babies were so traumatized by watching the world explode before them. fuck my neighbors! those shits are illegal!

it's wild how cute the microfigs of the pokes are and how dogshit ugly the full models are wild that by and large the megabloks versions looked better!

panic! at the all the time

if you're in line to dissociate stay in line

my #1 goal is to liberate the People from Mormonism and chase the Mormon leaders into the sea in the style of that one Irish Catholic dude

oh no, that weird horny guy will never get to see his favorite actor, a virgin, on screen

my late birthday present for @skulldaughter.exportaud.io is a warning that Spawn is not, in fact, cool, and you should not read that comic it's bad!

da best horror yuri game you'll play all day

random question for @thehauntedbookshop.com : do y'all still carry tarot decks? I have a friend that's tarot-curious and wants a deck so I'd like to gift one to them

god I hope this show is good

this is too much for me look at themmm 😭

im gonna pass out

たみふる「付き合ってあげてもいいかな」9月ドラマ化、鞘師里保＆小西桜子がW主演（コメントあり） https://natalie.mu/comic/news/679408?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social #付きかな #ドラマ付きかな

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I will never not love your absolute bitchiness, Haman

you'll never catch me Carling a single Dungeon Crawl

250 years raggity bullshit.

it's a shame when @jamellebouie.net is so, so wrong. Godzilla '98 is a delight

Every T-Swift defender is a policy failure

nothing more american than wasting money to set off low-grade explosives in quiet neighborhoods to celebrate the freedom of not giving a shit about anyone else

I would really like a Kapool kit but I would also really like it to have slightly modern engineering and not be a billion dollars

🌕 #ターンエーガンダム

Me poking the giant death meteor "Come on, do something"

HOLY SHIT

that's sochie, the adorable kapool pilot

250 years of terror is enough. the American Experiment is over. it's time to Balkanize. eastern Iowa will definitely sign onto the Pritzkerism movement. we'll be West Illinois posthaste.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

Siento molestar a los hispanohablantes que dicen “bluits” pero de verdad son skeets, I don’t make the rules

did you guys see this