It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do

As someone somewhere once said, there are two kinds of American Conspiracy Theories: Antisemitism and Shit the CIA Has Flat Out Admitted To

everyone's an adult what even is happening lol. we turned into such a child civilization, having imbibed only the media and philosophy for children and anyone who remembered the adult world has long since died. eternal adolsecence.

today is my special day, as the proud mother of a beautiful podcast

Extremely funny that this, from 1627, is indistinguishable in message from modern RETVRN / masculinity podcasters.

I think the most retrograde and conservative view I hold right now is that it's fine and cool and I totally support you if you want to mask up, but if your event is mask mandatory, I'll just stay home, thanks.

éste es la broma más chistosa que he visto en una semana larguísima me dio una risa enorme

Liza is a lovely, sleepy dog. but also a cat?

d'you ever think about how crocodiles are evil hyper murder monsters and then alligators are, like, their chill cannabis-relaxed siblings? I mean, I know who I'd rather hang out with and her snout it s q u a r e d

I hate podcasts with ads. every podcast with ads should [redacted] their advertisers for money

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

this song is for me, apparently, thanks Kacey www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMtI...

when Midnight sucks, this will be why I need a good Sleepwalker book so bad

lmao my debit card just tried to run a ¥8,600 charge in dollars excuse you very much, that's a $56 shipping fee (which is already ridiculous) but not two months' worth of paychecks

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Leva did nothing wrong

It’s way too easy to bait people on Reddit. All you have to say is that Nintendo is in its “flop era”

Glad your vibe coded personalized keto assistant has increased your protein input or whatever but people actually hate this shit for reasons that have nothing to do with pollution or structural power, which are also bad. They hate this shit because it is making their lives, personally, worse.

this new "AI actions" contextual menu in Windows 11 that, even if you turn all AI actions off, remains in your menu, is enough to make me want to take Windows finally behind the barn and finish it off Microsoft is doing everything in their power to alienate users and I don't understand it

DEVO-TEAS IS BACK BABY! hear me chat with my friend Luna about video games, tutorialization, accessibility in gaming, and a whole load of other topics. (DePiglio makes an appearance.) devo-teas.transistor.fm/episodes/acc...

I can't wait for the followup SuperStonks @ifbookspod.bsky.social bonusode, @notalawyer.bsky.social the people yearn to know what the reddit chuds think about GameStop buying eBay

Thank you Dungeon Crawler Carl for being crowd pleasing pablum that have driven a ton of traffic for FCBD I hate you but I appreciate the money

benches, buses, and bathrooms. they should be everywhere

"skeet" is good but you know what was better? "chost" RIP cohost, you were too good for this wretched timeline

this is a real heartbreaker for the twelve kids at ISU who wanted to see a widow and her rebound fling

we left Rev as our captioning service for another, better service... which Rev promptly purchased right out from under our swap, which left us with one far more expensive captioning solution on offer to units on campus it sucks! AI captioning really sucks

These new taco bell commercials are intense

hearing that the animal farm movie is an unwatchable disaster, which of course still makes it several rungs better than the book, one of the canonical Evil Texts of the 20th Century

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

I cut the first half of my name off to make a new name

“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it” so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue

My mental state these days

you gotta be careful, next thing you know it'll start cracking wise about the elasticity of vaginal walls

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

if i say what needs to happen to these state legislators across the country my account will get banned

if you want to become absolutely radicalized against cars just go read the comments on basically any video in the world where a cyclist exists reams of "kill that fucker" and "bikers are cunts" and "they should all be run over" cars are a poison, Amerikkka must be destroyed, and all Fords burnt

I hate Invincible, thank you for coming to my TED talk

lmao oh the DOJ. I'm so exhausted.

oh shit this might also be yuri?

YESSSSSSSSSSASASSSSSSSSSS

Jack crossed the rainbow bridge this afternoon. I’m going to miss him terribly. He was the best.

everyone's favorite disaster cheaters

happy 416, she is all you need SKK

It’s Hamburger Day for Mr. Jack. Iykyk 💔

sometimes, the single best romance comic ever written has its last volume come out. today is that day.

Maid Marcille 💥 #ダンジョン飯展 There was a spider in the house...