>be me >listening merrily to "FURFAG" by Pent Up Pup >be me roughly a month later >listening merrily to "Locals (Girls like us)" by underscores >mfw I connect the dots >sudden urge to make a song called "Local Furfag" that somehow connects the two

A shocking lack of horny posts so far, I've done like, two...

I am so long-winded I already have 70 posts. Le twittos de l'année, je crois. Around my birthday, I have this habit of conducing a cool video project to share with my friends. One year, I decided to do a bunch of experimental little videos. Here's one of my favourites.*

I spent quite some time these past few days thinking about the reasons why I caved in and decided to create a Bluesky account. Like, there is already so much noise on the internet. Is it really wise to add even more noise to the chaos? To add my opinion in a sea of opinions that no one gives...

Hazing survived. Clothes obtained. Sleep done. Would've loved to not have a nightmare the one time I get to sleep sort of well.

At least when I run across the hall almost naked I get to pretend that I'm in Taskmaster.

Act III of The Bed Bug Drama, in which I Iearn that I am the enemy (by realising that the clothes I have been wearing all weekend waiting for the rest of my clothes to be deinfected... are themselves infected)

Y'all remember that one "trend" of people calling themselves "super-straights" and in order to say "we don't like trans people"? Well, that made me go back to one of my own epiphanies that I had years ago. I'm going somewhere with this, but like, read me in full, this will be a bit long to explain.

Aaah, the pest-control is finally done, I can now put everything back in its- SIKE! They come back in TEN DAYS and I've gotta KEEP EVERYTHING IN MY TRASHBAGS hoping that NO MORE CONTAMINATION OCCURS!

Sure, why not, imma give the genesis and some extra details about this little guy. - The color of the "goo" is customizable! It is rainbow by default, but Asté can control it--that, and it changes, depending on his mood (purple for confident, red for angry, blue for sad or peaceful, etc.)!

Fun little gift art inspired by @underheavenvn.bsky.social

Bedbug infestation in my appartment. I have spent these past few days (Christmas included, I hate my life) being very diligent on cleaning my house and prepping it for the arrival of pest-control, so much so that I wondered why I called them at all. Until I saw a bedbug casually walking on my wall.

Been thinking back to that one uQuiz with one of the questions being "are you a furry?" and one of its answers being "no, but Bowser's hot tho" Sometimes the signs are just... there.

I'm just gonna say: Flambae in the front, Phenomaman in the back.

I drew some holiday gift art for the Underheaven Discord, where I yap _way_ too much. Read it! link to visual novel: faintlyspotted.itch.io/underheaven community: @underheavenvn.bsky.social It has cyberpunk, an evocative world, transpeople, boys, and sex.

Hello everyone! The name's Asté (pronounced as-tay without the diphtong, like Beyoncé). I am a manicou (basically a Martinican common posssum). Here to sound off and scream into the void (maybe I should've gotten a Tumblr?), so stay if you want to read my diatribes. Or my horniness, either way.

I was about to post "I WAS BORN ON THE SAME DAY THAN Ἰησοῦς Χριστὸς Θεοῦ Υἱός, Σωτήρ, MAKE WAY FOR ME AS YOUR BENEVOLENT LEADER 🐟" because I planned to make this account on Christmas. But then I fell asleep. So, yeah. Hello there.