Today I fucked up by mixing up "motorboating" and "waterboarding"

I'm gonna start sending this to people I spent time with

you know what's biiig and rooound??? :3 The AI Bubble.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Thoughts about capitalism, as isolated observations on... things. - Saying "9 to 5" to describe a corporate job that's usually understood to be soul-sucking is very interesting to me. Because the emphasis is not that the job sucks, it's that one stays there for a long time. Let's assume that...

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

she furfag on my pizza till i cum

Second time she's drawn one of my characters, and second time she delivers. Who will stop her? (No one.) Go look at her other works too!

AND if you want to "protect children", educate both parents and children, so they can use internet safer, in schools for example! Make the parents part of the conversation, don't assume they're lost. Same for children: explain to them why you put the limits you put, they'll enforce it themselves.

I was so right to redraw him. Say hi to Beaud, the hummingbird poet who's a parody of real-life me (how the fuck did that happen). Don't disturb him too much, he's trying to write an "Epic of Everything" (whatever that means). Actually really proud of this.

It's time for me to do what every young person has done before: say something that I think is revolutionary and ground-braking and cutting-edge and never-thought-of-before, but actually it fucking isn't. Whenever I hear my parents talk about their own youth, ...

tomorrow's VN leaves me having no idea how youtube's censorship rules apply lol

Not a post, but a post planning: I've got several posts in my brain and just to avoid forgetting about them, well... Imma make a post! Is that counter productive? I dunno. - First one that I have to make is about being young (still) and how it's not as cool as I hear everyone saying. This one is...

(Yo, so this one is a bit venty, my apologies. Not an "attention-seeking pity post", that's not my goal here, so don't feel bad for me, I'll survive. Skip this one if you're in a bad mood, though.)

don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!

cherish your friends

I got my ass wrecked... ...by diarrhea

Alright. Round 2. Yes, we're back at this. I had a conversation, like, Thursday, when I mentionned being a furry in passing as a joke ("I'm used to my parents being ashamed of me, I'm a literal furry"), and they basically all united to tell me "Actually, furries are cringe shitheads". ...

I am glad I made this week my rest week because this was an emotionally exhausting week. For many reasons. I also have an idea for a drawing, and a lot of posts in mind. (Yes, I am the type of guy to plan the posts I make.) I'll keep you updated.

Handling any inconvinience, worry and annoyance by telling myself that I'm gonna write a book about it one day.

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

Because I really need sleep but wanted to get something out there, I decided to break my investigation into yiffpersonality into parts. Enjoy!

imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago

Would love a pair of nice fat man-titties to stop myself from catastrophizing right now.

"One must imagine Sisyphus happy" is a true statement in a vaccum, that crumbles under the hypothesis stating that the ball might be composed of congregated bedbugs

VN writing is going well.

Wow. What a shit week. Thank fuck it's over. Really one isolated moment of solace at the end of it, but other than that, horrible on all accounts. The New Year starts well.

Alright, I've got 25 minutes to write this before class starts. Which feels strangely adequate considering the topic. "I hate studying, it's awesome." There's a nice sum up of how I feel towards my studies. Like, don't get me wrong, I love studying and learning stuff. It feels cool to...

Ah ces centristes et leur positions « raisonnables »… Fck… Ces trois images évoquent la même chose.

Horny post. But a different kind of horny post. As any regular gay guy, I have my preferences. But the more I think about my preferences, the more I mentally stand wondering how many of them were naturally true to me and how many were nurturded into me. I have discovered my sexuality in...

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i'm losing my dreams. will you please take me home?

Alright, time to overshare on the internet. If there is one thing that I've learned this past year, it's how debilitated I am when it comes to personal relationships. I am very dumb when it comes to reading the room, I am also very dumb when it comes to understanding hidden motives and...

Stupid idea: what if you got an electric discharge whenever you lied? Not lied knowingly, but lied as in said an incorrect or non-factual statement. I don't really care about upholding some sort of univresal truth here, or saying that there is one correct way of thinking. I'm just in it for...

Being a gay furry be like: - Hey. My name is Bert, I am a bear bear. - A what? - A bear bear. I am a gay bear, but my fursona is also a bear. - Okay, and who's that? - Mart. He's a lion otter. - A... - Lion otter. Gay otter, lion fursona. And that's Ollie, a cat wolf. - ...I give up.

words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian

So, some of my friends know I'm a furry. Most of them don't really talk about it (which I'm obviously fine with), but some of my friends really give me the shit for it, and it sucks. Sadly, being a furry is like the fast late to become a lolcow, because of their reputation and how easy it is...

Solidarity between Carribeans! Haitians are also probably the ones who suffered the most because of colonization in my opinion, gotta admire the sheer courage of the country. 🇭🇹

Random theory on Date Everything's furry bait: Timothy isn't furry bait, but fujoshi bait. Shadowlord is both furry and monsterfucker bait. Freddy Yeti is also both furry and monsterfucker bait, but he's also a pipeline to those two. Nighmare is obviously monsterfucker bait. Daemon is... ace.

Happy New Year everyone, and don't forget: if you have a lingering question that you can't seem to resolve, the answer can and will always be: 42.

>be me >listening merrily to "FURFAG" by Pent Up Pup >be me roughly a month later >listening merrily to "Locals (Girls like us)" by underscores >mfw I connect the dots >sudden urge to make a song called "Local Furfag" that somehow connects the two

A shocking lack of horny posts so far, I've done like, two...

I am so long-winded I already have 70 posts. Le twittos de l'année, je crois. Around my birthday, I have this habit of conducing a cool video project to share with my friends. One year, I decided to do a bunch of experimental little videos. Here's one of my favourites.*

I spent quite some time these past few days thinking about the reasons why I caved in and decided to create a Bluesky account. Like, there is already so much noise on the internet. Is it really wise to add even more noise to the chaos? To add my opinion in a sea of opinions that no one gives...

Hazing survived. Clothes obtained. Sleep done. Would've loved to not have a nightmare the one time I get to sleep sort of well.

At least when I run across the hall almost naked I get to pretend that I'm in Taskmaster.

Act III of The Bed Bug Drama, in which I Iearn that I am the enemy (by realising that the clothes I have been wearing all weekend waiting for the rest of my clothes to be deinfected... are themselves infected)

Y'all remember that one "trend" of people calling themselves "super-straights" and in order to say "we don't like trans people"? Well, that made me go back to one of my own epiphanies that I had years ago. I'm going somewhere with this, but like, read me in full, this will be a bit long to explain.