Trying to become a super soldier

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ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen. Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo. Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.

A last minute pivot in programming for this week’s Patreon bonus episode finds Stu and Cole talking about Larry Cohen’s Original Gangstas @bozobubby.bsky.social. It’s got barely 600 reviews on Letterboxd and Pam Grier is in it the year before Jackie Brown. www.patreon.com/posts/147195...

Been developing a Jesse Pinkman diet of funyons and Gatorade. I believe it’s helping me more than the antidepressants

P. Craig Russell, from Elric: The Dreaming City, 1982

I’d like to cut your head off with a big pair of scissors that go shink shink

hey hey, are you having a great friday?

I wanna see her make him moan with the strap so bad. yknow she leaves a strawberry red handprint on his twink ass

Went into the freezer at work and watched this 8 times to calm down

chat?

"What did he see"

Flu update

One of the first men I ever truly fell in love with. Part of me still thinks I’ll find a way to marry him

Master Chief, Mind Telling Me What You're Doing At The Polling Booth? Sir..... Casting My Vote

halo is sorta the trump of game series rn desperate corporate looting disguised as nostalgia beloved by the permanently adolescent islamophobia rehashing shit from the bush era but gaudy and worse

What if groot said “we . Are. Goon.” Lol, love yall

Foods not just a hobby for me

Lula dominanting in body language

Just had a monster energy Java and it tasted so good that I asked the cashier (old Haitian guy) to dance with me, (he did) :) life is good but only when we make it so

I’m not calling posts on here “skeets”, that sounds like a new type of squirting

My name is Lola :D !!!

“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”

Had a dream that the next trend in Hollywood action movies was to have giant longtake sequences where the protagonist kills a bunch of dogs

I don’t remember this, or typing it. I can’t even fully decipher it. I know I was sober at the time of typing it; I think I’m becoming brain dead

Stop posting beautiful women, please. I don’t want to walk into work with my heart pumping like that

Lowkey I actually really dig the vibe here but I’m afraid to say it, I’ve been getting called auntie a lot and this place isn’t helping

Got called butch by the barista because I ordered a large mocha latte. Starting to believe a lot of people weren’t taught I’d thinking before they speak

Ate two sandwiches back 2 back, told my friend about this and he sent me back an audio recording of him wheezing like a pig

Lowkey really get excited everyday to have a 4 hour phone call with my mom

This new doc on HBO is about the appalling conditions, state violence, and corruption inside Alabama prisons. A lot of it was filmed by men inside on contraband cell phones. Highly highly recommend

It’s getting cold out so he’s cuddling up like crazy

Tried to strike up a conversation with a guy at a record store. Asked him if he had found anything good, and he looked me in the eyes and said “I’d really prefer if we didn’t do this”

Faint United States Of Whatever Flagpole Sitta

Can I brag to one of yall real quick

There is a specific type of person for whom the Wasp Factory is an instruction manual, they tend to all be my managers

fry leela and bender were always on some sci fi adventure usually accompanied by Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Amy Wong, and Hermes Conrad.

Co-worker today played king von, watsky, and AC/DC all back to back. Felt like I was in the room with a saint

Yo……

I wanna know more real furries, I get so happy when I see them in their suits. It’s like seeing my gay son hold his boyfriends hand

Rocking that nasty concave neck look while I scroll in public rn

54 followers on here, im in a new flop era, its kind of amazing only after losing everything can you be free to post anything

almost posted "been getting really into water lately" and had to pause on it

had two energy drinks today and i just broke out crying for no reason, i wanna run around so bad, can one of you guys let me run around thank you <3 tyyy kiss kiss kiss ttyl love u <3 #doyouhateme? #arewefriends? #doyoufollowmebecauseimlatina?

watching hasan while i play baldurs gate 3 for the past 3 hours #idon'tgetpussy #negativepussygetter #pussystockDOWN

i beg, do not leave #signalis