"hegemony of youporn and redtube" is fucking insane

I love a house party low key

really regret clapping along back then. i didn’t feel like a room without a roof at all. i think i just got swept along by the moment.

If you wake up at 7am nothing can stop you

Due to not touching it all last year despite having plenty of time tonight at 7:30 eastern I'm going to be playing Deltarune for the first time. I know most of the cast of the first two chapters, and some vague plot points. Pretty excited twitch.tv/anonkaiju

I will be joining around 8 to contribute my thoughts feelings and theories

what you know about frippery

so you jack off to anything good lately?

my mom loved marty supreme she will not stop talking about it

I have had trains go down on me because someone got hit twice within the last like 48 hours

I’ll see u guys in the gym later then?

listen, I don't know how to tell you this so I'm just going to say it in the most uncharitable and upsetting way possible

I loved winter until I actually experienced it

you guys need to be LaGuardia maxing there’s just no competition also if better not see your ass calling an uber instead of taxing the taxis which are cheaper and have no line

ugh more Brooklyn podcasts

low key I do not enjoy just having to sit with discomfort

medium naturals

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Mom just heard “Not Like Us” for the first time (somehow) after I explained the context and was stun locked by the “a minor” line

heh you fool. my wife prefers the cuck chair. it's me you'll be dealing with

Sam Darnold…

Our New York Knicks

chopped and washed

losing all respect for your wife because her stroke game is weak

Hunter Biden when deer Biden walks in

sorry for being annoying bro that’s just my personality

I’m just a simple sister…

deadlifting 2x bonus when you know a pretty girl is sleeping in your bed at home

I was there to 3am dancing tho first time I ever done that sober

Last night I got an unironic “I never see you in the club” comment like bitch im busy

had some Mountain Dew in honor of the game awards tonight

can’t wait to aura farm with u tonight

I took a sip of DayQuil on a call the other day and my boss was like “did you just chug DayQuil? This is where we’re at huh”

4/23/2025 2:40pm

I’ve had recurring dreams that my appt has a guinea pig infestation

northernlion is like a father to me

new iOS update is awful

The other day my boss told me I need to employ more “game theory”

I was being reclusive and pulling the “I’m feeling sick” thing and then I got like actually for real sick and now I haven’t been out in like 7 days

can’t tell if hades 2 is harder or if I just am rusty at hades mechanics

I’m trying to get the xiaomi car

i love a cryptic instagram story. like what are you up to girl. thats a picture of a chair

Thank god it’s winter so none of you can see the horrifying skin condition which has ravaged my body

they put kill bill in. Fortnite

you didn’t even hesitate to incinerate your best friend

americans will eat a lot of food today. which is different from other days