Apple Watch: “Hey you slept poorly, any idea why?” Apple News: “…”

There's some big trucks doing slides in the empty parking lot across from my apartment.

I’m afraid another “surfing” phase is going to come around, like there was from 1998-2002.

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.

I don't feel anything.

A burger without cheese A burger A burger with cheese A cheeseburger without cheese A cheeseburger A cheeseburger with cheese A cheesecheeseburger without cheese A cheesecheeseburger A cheesecheeseburger with cheese A cheesecheesecheeseburger without cheese A cheesecheesecheeseburger A cheesecheesec

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

They are grateful for everyone’s likes. ❤️

Had a relatively good couple of days and now the oyster shucking knife is back between my ribs next to my spine. (:

I think we should have a doping Olympics. let’s see what we can force the human body to do

Just gaining the knowledge that there is a mushroom that always makes you hallucinate little dudes everywhere has ruined me What is their civilization like? Is it like Ferngully people?

Here is a photo of my two cats.

Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend https://theonion.com/woman-throws-self-on-grenade-by-answering-call-from-dysregulated-friend/

I just type a post and then select all the text and delete it I've done this for years now, no idea why I can't post anymore

Staring at the little pink part of Arkansas where I live and thinking "Oh no."

a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project

😭

My brother said he's teaching himself to code with ChatGPT and asked if we "really had to hand type this crap back in the day" and ... fuck man, kind of?

I would like it if the cold weather were significantly less cold! You might even go as far as to say I’d enjoy it being warm. You’re damn right. Make it warm.

The Honda Fit is the perfect vehicle

Having a grumpy morning but I am thankful for my two doofus cats being so lovely and fun to be around!

I just want my brain to work good, and also my body.

Both the cats are laying on me. I appreciate that they chose this.

I downloaded the app again so I can post this video of Onion at my mom’s a week or two ago.

I’m noticing more .computer …uhh… relatives? Interesting.

A cat and a dog are fine. A cat alone is okay. Two cats is really great.

I'm out of lemon syrup for my lemon lavender sodas. :(

I would love to feel anything but the empty void where my heart should be. Lucky and Onion are napping with me. At least they’re here.

I hope everyone is doing okay today.

I can't believe my brother just gave me a shoulder cat. Lucky has been begging for shoulder time the past two days. He's currently perched on my left (good) shoulder and just hanging out.

Lucky has been extra loving today. I have been feeling extra bad today. I appreciate him.

Seeing the Honda Fit mentioned a lot today. It is the world's greatest car, so I understand. It is a shame they don't sell it in the USA anymore.

My little perfectly evolved predators are chasing a fake bird with a sound chip that makes chirping noises around the house. It doesn't move by itself. They just keep throwing it around.

Got to see my mom and brother today. Took Onion down to visit with them. Had a nice few hours with low pain. Having a big wave now. Just got really nauseous and lost my appetite right after cooking dinner. Hopefully it passes soon.

An old man in our apartment complex is a big fan of recycling (I am too) and so whenever he sees me out diligently sorting my stuff he gives me a big compliment. It's great. I'm just feeding the cardboard dumpster (he's hungry) and this guy walks by and says "A man after my own heart!" it's sweet.

Can someone tell me why I can't wink with my left eye?

It is nice to have more controllable pain, and even some long moments throughout the day with just the memory of pain. Can't wait for my next visit to the doctor who knows how to disconnect me from the cenobite nerve winding machine.

Lucky jumped on my shoulder and would not move until he decided he was done. Adorable baby. Afraid of everything, loves only me.

Beautiful stormy weather today. Tornado warning for the area, pretty typical. Pain was back with force this morning, which I was prepared for. Lucky is being super loving. He remembers living at Lowe's during storms and is very thankful to be here with me.

After the 1st of the year so all my appointments and medicines cost money now.

Onion has finally noticed that I organized the boxes she's been using as a staircase to her window perch. She has just given me a look of confusion and betrayal like it's the first time she's ever experienced disappointment since living with me.

Oh I just realized why everyone is talking about today today. 🫠

Got an appointment tomorrow for someone who can hopefully help with the rib situation. 🙏

Got to hang with my cool neighbor for a bit this afternoon. Hadn't seen her in a bit. Was nice to interact with someone who is not providing me medical services of some kind.

Wow, is it that time already? Unrivaled 2026 starts TODAY! www.unrivaled.basketball/schedule

Sometimes I "allow all cookies" as a little treat. Feed my algorithm a bit to see what happens.

Depression is insidious, robs you of everything, and if this genetic marker test and brain scan don’t tell me exactly what kind and how much of it I have… I guess I just live with it? Feeling nothing and life being like I’m at a fancy car wash with it moving me along while things happen around me?

Seems kind of bad for a website if the only times I hear about it are when someone with a brand new account makes hundreds of thousands of dollars by acting on what could only be insider information but I don’t run a massive outlet for degenerate gamblers and sociopaths so what do I know?