Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

I watched the The Amazing Digital Circus finale in the theatre yesterday and boy have I never wanted more to tell an entire room of people to shut the fuck up

Considering the 90s nostalgia that's all the rage at the moment, I'm disappointed that nobody (to my knowledge) has started dressing like Zeke from 'Zombies Ate My Neighbors'

bon juny

It's been a decade to the day that Harambe was shot. Pour one out for a man who did nothing wrong

"Did you get your photos printed?"

Kids' Drawings August 25, 1998 : 112s

The fun of dipping into the past

Going over my retro games library. Today I learned that the 'True Lies' tie-in game for SNES and Mega Drive has possibly my favourite cheat I've ever seen in a game: wield a chainsaw, put on a mask with a happy face on it, and also run really fast and one-hit kill anyone you touch.

I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and think about leavin' the house

New release: Jay Jay The Jet Plane: High-Flying Sky Circus (2002 - Win/Mac) - https://www.myabandonware.com/game/jay-jay-the-jet-plane-high-flying-sky-circus-10fq #abandonware

Denvis

Icon behaviour tbh

I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and think about leavin' the house

There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

"Union" should be pronounced "onion"

Thank you for submitting your OCs. They were the perfect subjects for my latest... experiment. No Take Backs. #AprilFools

#StopKillingGames youtu.be/gjUaH1NK8uA?...

The four basic personality types

The internet should be a place you visit, not a place you live.

My local gym is offering "off-peak" memberships, meaning I pay less money per month to go to the gym only when it's quiet, and I figure there must be a downside somewhere but I just can't find it

CARTOON/WANNABE.GIF

am turty

Rest in peace Ted Turner. We have him to thank for Cartoon Network. That shit was my childhood, and is a big reason I got into art & animation. Toonami in particular RULED.

Can't argue against that

Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!

Still got no idea what "ikykyk" means. I choose to believe it's the mischievous cackle of a tiny goblin

I miss the pure-hearted earnestness of 2000s internet. Back when people made entire websites for the sole purpose of going "Goku is the coolest guy ever"

This rhyme is pure poetry

If I've have a particularly satisfying visit to the toilet and nobody is around, I'll loudly say "Cracking shit Gromit!" in Wallace's broad accent.

Ed Balls

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

Thinking of packing it on Bluesky. You'd think the direct competitor to Twitter would try to avoid becoming the exact same thing it's meant to oppose. But then I thought the same thing about the UK Labour Party too.

If you're always running late for everything, it's not a funny quirk. It's annoying as fuck, and people who can stick to a time think you're a selfish twat.

PEOPLE/STEVE.GIF

I made a super-cut of all the shots I did for the Para(NOT!)Normal pilot. Mainly for portfolio purposes, but also for an easy answer to the question "what shots did you do for the Para(NOT!)Normal pilot?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yXk...

It brings me nothing but joy that the leading photo on Wikipedia's article on DashCon is the ball pit

All videos from the Stop Killing Games day in Brussels: Press Conference: www.youtube.com/watc... Hearing (english): www.youtube.com/watc... Hearing (original audio - multiple languages):

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.