Seeing some people out there hoping that some of these truth-telling comedians are really gonna sock it to the Saudi Royal Family at the Riyadh Comedy Festival and thinking “Oh, honey…”

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

People being lied to and propagandized about what stuff means is the fault of the stuff in question is actually so fucking dumb. Get a grip.

Camden had zero homicides this summer. City and county leaders credit the 2013 disbandment of its police department. Violent crime is at a 50-year low. This is amazing. www.inquirer.com/news/camden-...

The Paris AI Summit: Deregulation, Fear, and Surveillance Me and @resieber.bsky.social discuss ways in which new public-private partnerships on AI would increase private sector power and a hollowing out of the state, and set a dystopian future for state and corporate led surveillance.

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

If it wasn’t already clear the direction AI policy was going under Mark Carney and Evan Solomon, this task force makes it clear. The inclusion of the chair of Build Canada, whose members openly pushed for a Canadian DOGE and Poilievre government earlier this year, is just one of many examples.

You will do what you've always done: fucking nothing, you useless, spineless dinosaurs.

I somehow flamed an entire social collapse of a small town for mocking someone for wanting to use the R-slur whenever they want and they would "die on this hill" - it lead to close family friends in her circle reminding her of their disabled children and how that hurts them, etc., etc.

Finally, they're taking the Jurassic Park franchise to bold new places.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Streaming service that just plays 90s T&A flicks and it's called Bubi.

That Peacemaker reveal in ep 6 is CRAZY

"Part of being a revolutionary is creating a vision that is more humane. That is more fun, too. That is more loving. It's really working to create something beautiful." - Assata Shakur Rest In Power.

Me: Hey Facebook, I like punk rock. I would like to see more punk rock bands in my feed. I would like page suggestions based on this. Facebook: would you like to join a Phillipino pottery group? Can I interest you in a Tinkerbell fan page?

He's gotta get that bag. Could probably get him to drink piss if you tell him it's anti-woke.

Of fucking course they are. Now watch as they face 0 consequences.

You're going to have to start physically fighting these people, America.

This clown is worried about Democracy literally being stolen but the only thing he can do is meme like a fascist "ironically" and tell citizens to "wake up." You are fucking useless lmao.

My fucking GAWD what a finale. Brilliant.

One of the disqualifiers on your ICE job app is not checking the "beats women" box.

If you can't tell that this dude is simply desperate for your attention, you might be more suseptible to propaganda than you think.

fun trivia! in the second French revolution, sensible liberal men listened to this complaint, and rather than kill conservatives in power reached out to them as partners in a new and more equal form of governance! the conservatives said "hey thanks for that" and immediately killed the lot of them

I fucking hate the internet, man

The fact that this pig wasn't immediately rushed and beaten to a pulp is such a massive signal of societal failure on top of the fact that this it happened in the first place.

ICE is nothing more than a gang empowered by the state to brutalize immigrants

My mum did shrooms while she was pregnant for me, so I assume I now have some kind of cosmic level autism.

We talk about the blood of the workers oiling the machine, but we forget the *cum* goddammit! The loudest political faction of religious people on this side of the world are rightwing Christians that are deeply seeped in capitalist realism (the idea that capitalism is simply a default of reality)..

Just saw Dr. Drew on Adam Corolla's podcast pushing the Tylenol/autism nonsense. This is so fucked up. it's legitimately dangerous, irresponsible talk. Unbelievable.

Why are people saying "do a Nepal"? The fuck does the mean?

RFK doesn't want to say it but it's really the Viagra that makes you gay. Imagine needing a hard dick so bad you take pharmaceuticals to get it.

I've been standing naked in the street all day, when is this thing happening?

One of the things Happy Gilmore 2 got wrong is that extreme golf looks awesome and people would absolutely watch it.

companies make it difficult or impossible to disable ai in their products because it is an authoritarian project made from a stack of consent violations in a trenchcoat they don't give you a checkbox for "i don't want this and will never use it" because they know many people would check that box

Subtly downgrade a band The Foo Insulters

Awesome that we got an official annual reminder to post CK neck squirting memes every year

i have this printed out and i will hand it to the FBI agents that knock on my door to investigate my wrong think posts

Translation: "I enjoy that my government with the fascist tendency straight up murdered every communist they could."

the Black Panthers were such a threat to the United States that this country devoted nearly all their domestic intelligence resources into crushing them and what remains of them, those members are still monitored today

Americans Doing America Americanly: "what is this? North Korea!?"

if only Black people went to Klan meetings to debate their humanity

I have unsubscribed to YouTube channels I followed for years if they started using "AI" thumbnails. They always knew better. Looking right at Hardware Unboxed and CohhCarnage. Left and never looked back.

These people have no souls

Lmao what a horrible thing to say on so many levels.

the Colorado school shooter from the same day that Charlie Kirk was killed posted himself holding his gun on Twitter / X where he followed multiple far right accounts weird how you wouldn't call on Elon Musk too to testify at an online radicalization hearing

"I don't know, Chuck. I'm beginning to worry that these nazis may not be negotiating in good faith."

“How you die does not redeem how you lived.”

Congrats to Crowder for being funny for the first time

it truly was sick how the press took it on faith that the Kirk assassin was trans or Antifa and baying for their blood and then changing their tune real quick when it turned out to be a nihilistic skinny white dude not doing what he was being groomed to do