Have to agree with Costco here

I really hate posts that are obvious, lazy engagement bait. What are your thoughts? Like and share if you agree!

Keep getting this "morbid facts" guy in my meta reels, and these facts are neither morbid or even remotely interesting. The last one I saw is Marv from Home Alone got arrested for soliciting a prostitute one time.

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I wonder if the Prince Andrew arrest is making MAGA sweat at all.

Coming soon to the history textbooks:

I know my American comrades will not understand but I just saw a friend post a plate of poutine and it looked so sad. No visible gravy, curds not melted. A disgrace. My day is ruined.

My internal clock is about 3 hours out of sync with the world around me.

Had someone on my fb share a video of classic muscle cars driving through the snow. It was clearly AI. I pointed that out and she said "still." Still what? What do you mean?

It is absolutely a choice.

fun fact: the practice of putting automated roadblocks between the customer and customer service is called “call deflection”

Alright alright I'll stop spending so much time annoying bigots online. Its a cheap dopamine fix.

"WE 👏 DID 👏 OUR 👏 FASCISM 👏 BY 👏 THE 👏 BOOKS"

It’s okay guys, I will survive because I get to read this absolute banger in the meantime from @letsgomathias.bsky.social. I’ve already started at it’s very very very good!! Excited for the rest of it.

Can’t believe we are still doing this

Twice within 10 minutes I have been told that my Facebook account is about to permanently banned and it approved my previous appeal, but I have no idea why this is happening?

Meta should be destroyed and the earth should be salted where it once grew.

Sometimes pooping rules so hard, man. Other times it can be the worst thing ever. Being human is wild.

The institutionally transphobic BBC, which couldn't figure out who was bombing the shit out of Palestine for 18 months, is now mystified as to why people are abandoning the Nazi child sex abuse bot app.

Cultural relevancy is a marketing strategy.

Don't call it a comeback. Its more like a jizzbutt.

They're not arresting anyone in those files, are they?

META: Do you want to add a Stories camera short cut to your home page!? Me: why the fuck would anyone want that? It's already a very accessible feature in the app?

I was just reminded Jimmy Dore exists for the first time in many months. That was a nice time.

Buddy, we might have to reassess what you think "hard proof" means because you obviously don't have it.

Its weird that you're still on Twitter.

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Curious: What's the most popular, widespread thing you are out of touch with? Mine would be video games. I have not been a gamer for like 15 years. Sometimes I am suddenly reminded and it makes me go "oh yeah, they're like, really popular with people my age" but I mostly can't be bothered.

I feel like this dude is like some kind of death knell for an entire culture lmao

i just wanna drive my truck mow this grass drink my beer dress like ass

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

The Atlantic is Atlanticking extremely hard this morning

AND THEN... nothing will happen. Hate to be cynical, but nothing will happen. Powerful people do not experience consequences in this world.

Munchausen doesn't even mean the compulsive desire to eat your own house... There is no whimsy in this world.

Every. Fucking. Time. Centrist tool: "why are you so mean to Democrats! Why don't you go yell at Trump!" Everyone: "BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS DECIDE TO BE FUCKING USELESS LIMP-DICK DO-NOTHINGS, THEN BEG US FOR DONATIONS, AND PRETEND TO BE ON OUR SIDE, THAT'S WHY!" Also fuck Murc's law. Babybrain shit

this is not a tiktok it is a documentary

I wish everyone would just leave Twitter. Its weird that people can't let it go.

In my wildest dreams I could never have imagined a more gratuitous sign that AI is a bubble than “chance the rapper, sponsored by coreweave.” It’s beautiful. It’ll be in a movie someday

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IT IS BANDCAMP FRIDAY! Once again it is the perfect time to buy the slaptastic album "Of Luxury Bones and Peasant Food" and ALL PROCEEDS go to the artist today! ME! Also: t-shirts!! theroughgo.bandcamp.com

White House pulling the “omg someone took my phone it wasn’t me I swear”

Yglesias:

Damn, they're really sticking it to all the feminists who said abortion must be legal because men can't get pregnant.

As is Peter Thiel.