Oh my god this is the best day of my life

@krfabian.bsky.social and I wrote some HR social media/ ftwitter fic. @sonni89.bsky.social made sure every one of these fake hockey stans had a name. 💛 enjoy yall k worked SO hard on the formatting, they were like a hacker archiveofourown.org/works/76350076

#HeatedRivalry I tripped and fell and wrote another ficlet! This fic has one (1) joke: Scott Hunter is old Intervention Shane/Ilya, Kip/Scott (1k) archiveofourown.org/works/76200071

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

I need you guys to know that my headphones were not connected when I turned on the narrator at the library. And the phrase “really want geno to kiss him” just happened in the library, PRETTY LOUD, at 2x speed. 🫣

I had to put down my good boy today. We had some hard days at the end but we’ve had so many good ones. Here was his last day, visiting his favorite lake. May we meet again, my darling boy. I’ve never been an adult without you, but what a blessing to love and be loved for seventeen years.

I just want to see live music on weekend afternoons. 😩

I just finished a book that gave me the absolute worst case of hurt/comfort blueballs. I need something that delivers on the promise of whump, which is that one tortured lad who was raised by magic-intolerant priests is going to be HELD and CHERISHED for more than one page. any suggestions?

discovered that a gal who used to interrupt other people’s virtual conversations to ask people to TW their f/f&f/m shipping chat because she was grossed out by any ship w/ a lady wrote an f/f book and it’s getting some attention. I hope she’s worked through some of her shit, but I will never read it

Not someone leaving K and I a comment that Sunny With a High was their first experience with PSA RPF which they went into blind 😂 and then they commented on a second thing. The first one may have been an accident but now you’re IN the fandom lol I’m going to give them some recs.

I read copper script tonight and it was v good and a v good use of the day.

I’m gonna make a fanmix

Screaming crying throwing up at book 2 of sugar and vice. Am I gonna have to make a tiktok to find my people ?? 😭

God I really take for granted that I have a sister who takes photos of me. I realize in this friendship *I* and the husband that doesn’t return the favor. I’m going to start snapping her like a stalker.

Guys I am certain I am SO late to the Allie Therin party but Liar City and Twisted Shadows are SO GOOD and I didn’t realize they were two thirds of a trilogy and they have leveled me into a fine powder. I’m in agony, so I started book two again.

DNFing Under the Whispering Door. The writing is bad and the characters are not interesting, and the constant unfunny jokes?? I feel like my grandpa keeps elbowing me about how I don’t get it. I think the author is on my do not pick up list now. :/ Cerulean Sea tricked me by being mildly enjoyable

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you never know your luck…

Leafeon and her eevees🌿

Tanya Huff Kj Charles CS Pacat Rainbow Rowell Katherine Center Cat Sebastian Natasha Pulley Martha Wells Alexis Hall Maggie Steifvater Douglass Adams John Green Naomi Novik Sarah Rees Brennan Holly Black

I figured I might as well leave an audible review after my, oh, tenth or twelfth listen of this book.

yknow what would be really funny. if you loved me back. as a joke. aha. really quick i just want to see something.

My garden now includes Trees (1 each): peach, olive, mango, avocado, strawberry tree, pink wampee, fig Vines: Giant granadilla, mouse melon, passion fruit, prolific kiwi And a blueberry bush

Today, I bought three plants, and then said, about a 4th: I hope to come back for this one – but it’s not in today’s budget. Reader, the babe at the nursery said, well, let me get you a cutting 😳🥰

i need to lock in

The sheer anxiety I would experience. 😂 and yet I find myself putting it in my cart in case they send me a “you forgot this” email with a discount

Who’s reading something fun and queer and interesting at a pros level. I could take or leave horniness, but I need a lot of desperation. 😂 I recently enjoyed the hymn for Dionysus and when the world tips over by Jandy Nelson. Both exceptional audiobooks, but unfortunately, I have finished them.

He’s old but he’s not dead yet 😌

Theundiagnosable is putting me THRU IT

I know it will never happen but once a year or so I self harm myself by googling “mirabella shadow of his wings” even though it’s literally been 18 years

@forgetthemoon.bsky.social was talmbout the caretaking inherent in a good bodyswap and it reminded me of @krfabian.bsky.social’s best work 🥹

Today is my birthday and I will be - lying down - reading fanfictions There are a lot of obligations I have that I will save for “not my birthday”

all these bitches calling themselves "esoteric" but never reading ancient tomes? inquiring about arcane mysteries? learning dead languages to evoke the divine? like girl just say u listen to lana del rey

Okay so I was looking at the gnarliest Steddie tags yesterday and I ended up reading the fic which TBF I think was excellent but also was v much just an original novel

I just finished and I really liked the narrator, the writing is lovely and funny in a way I see so many people reach for and fall flat on &my only complaint is dumb/petty is that I hate when people say “I love you” to a bitch they’ve know 5 days but that’s on me for picking up a summer camp novel🤷‍♀️

Dear lord pls let this hyperfixation on exotic fruit bearing I’ve never / barely heard of trees last through the harvest amen

Did you know you can make up little guys and put them in situations? Yeah, experts are calling it "writing," it's incredible stuff. Highly recommend. :)

Does anyone else use their daily book riot emails about kindle sales as a rec list to check the library?? I buy them sometimes because honestly there’s usually something that fits my taste, but that’s not my first choice

In queer regency I am ALWAYS wondering why they don’t marry an opposite set of homosexuals and solve their problems. In my new favorite, I was like ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING. I’m always waiting for a good lavender marriage for community reasons.

This kind of chat moves books. (Blurbs from more famous author that seems vague and also like a financial transaction COULD NEVER)

Ever since they met in an online autism group two weeks ago, Emma Bernard, 27, and Paige Thomas, 29, have been cautiously masking in a manner reported to resemble “two people trying to feed a skittish horse by holding a sugar cube out on a flat palm, but they’re also both the horse.”

My green flag is that unless it seems to be causing a real miscommunication, I’m not going to tell you I was trying to land a joke. It’s up to the audience if it was funny. I’m going to assume I didn’t pull it off vs the audience didn’t “get it” if I don’t get a laugh or at least a nose exhale.

BODYSWAP 😈😈😈

Nothing really matches the catharsis of a deeply iddy fic where due to AU reasons someone needs a certain kind of sex to meet their needs and they haven’t had that in ages, if ever. The shame, the relief! Even if terribly written I can get into it. A well crafted version might kill me.

If you wanna be my lover, sometimes u gotta listen to my anti-fic recs which are like fic recs but mean and evil and also come in 99 parts as you wonder “why didn’t she backspace”