What a time that was to be alive 🥺

Made a speech to text error so egregious that it’s now an immortal friendship roast.

The best thing about being in a megafandom is how I can exclude tags that are not my thing&still have a million choices. It’s literally SO luxurious to be like: vampires? ❌sex act that gives me the ick? ❌ Meanwhile back at the ranch, I’ve been like. Oh this has all my icks but I guess its dinner. :(

Allie Therin’s Edge of Mercy comes out on the 23rd. If you’ve not read the first two, this is your moment. Book two ends on a CRIMINAL cliffhanger and if you’ve time it right, you can finish it on june 23rd and go STRAIGHT INTO book three which I just know is going to hit so hard.

archiveofourown.org/works/84203221 I really enjoyed this today. Shane and Ilya are both voys with the sid/ovi setup of the delayed rookie year so they’re both having a first year while going 1OA. Also having superstitious oral sex to help them win games. Also Pike and JJ are fun here.

This is unfortunately so very true 😭 I have to read the summary of half of them every time to find what I’m looking for

A period accurate FACEBOOK CHAT. I love it archiveofourown.org/works/76447156

I have a 2 hour drive home and premium speechify. Has anyone read a super interesting HR fic lately?? I’m in a post win conditions haze 😵‍💫

Someone on my timeline recently rec’d the “win conditions” series. It has me laughing, crying, going insane, falling in love with hayden, and making me renovate my heart to make new rooms for centaurs ocs 😭

Okay, i’m going to spend 139 on speechify. My narrator has been completely unravelling like someone experiencing cognitive decline. 😭 I can use the same voice.

Just a girl with five pairs of headphones in very similar blues

archiveofourown.org/works/77932356 I have been RABID about this fic all day. Like fully just chewing a table leg. 25 out of 10 no notes

Who has that meme of the little bumblebee like “that js a filthy fanfiction. I better bookmark it so I never bump into it again”

The absolute LABOR OF LOVE all pf these amazing people put forth here, especially @aliascelli.bsky.social who edited JUST SO MUCH. God, this is beautiful. Thank you so much to everyone involved

There was a time when the president inspired pride instead of exhaustion. I miss that more than I can say.

What i love about rainbow is that i’m going to reblog this now, and read this book this weekend, came back, see this post and probably laugh AND cry

I had a weird day so i wrote a bodyswap about Ilya yearning so hard to see Shane’s real apartment that the universe notices archiveofourown.org/works/83023201

Someone call in a threat to my job so i can stay home tomorrow and write a bio bdsm au where shane is BLITHELY UNAWARE that sex can be icky because he happens to have STUMBLED into this weird thing that meets his dynamic needs perfectly So locks in 5 seconds after sleeping with that guy in mexico

Every day I wake up and think of the story where ilya is bummed out to find out that David was not blackmailing and extorting him

Fic with formatted dynamic letters between shane and ilya?? archiveofourown.org/works/82088401 I’m losing my mind over it. And ANONYMOUS?? You just gonna put i. All that effort and leave your name out of it??

Quote this with your fanwork with the most kudos: archiveofourown.org/works/76350076 It’s the social media HR fic I wrote with @krfabian.bsky.social My top three are all brand new HR fics beating out 12 years of history 😅 LFG

A tommyjon out of time. archiveofourown.org/works/76315491 I just left it its first comment but its been around for months and its a delight.

archiveofourown.org/works/81567536 This little email exchange fic between shane and ilya — who plays for the khl despite getting drafted — was deceptively simple but today’s chapter knocked me the hell out

I ragequit Crash Test around 36 percent. 😵‍💫 it felt promising for the first ten percent then I made it to 30 by my fingernails… and then said I only had to suffer through 10 p more before I could DNF.

I got stabbed 14 times by a kid I was dropping off at her placement after taking her shopping for a whole new wardrobe and having a chat with her about fresh starts. 😵‍💫 social work is no joke.

Another social worker has been killed while doing their job. This time it's a VA social worker in Georgia. Tragically, it's a lesson that keeps being taught over and over. Social work can be dangerous. It's a side of social work that we don’t like to talk about.

This socmed wip is so good and devastating archiveofourown.org/works/81167971 David hollander’s icloud gets cloned. Where it ends is a p good place bit the first and second chapters will take you THRU it. Shane says there is no plan B. Plan A is closet til the grave.

Time to peruse the time travel hr tag 😎

New #HeatedRivalry fic with @katiekenopsia.bsky.social! Zero Miles Away - PWP AU where Ilya is drafted a year later to San Francisco. Fortunately, Grindr is there to fix this issue archiveofourown.org/works/81216501

#HeatedRivalry @katiekenopsia.bsky.social and I posted the final chapter of our in-universe social media fic! archiveofourown.org/works/763500... Come for the memes and the twitter beefs, stay for the power of love

Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

archiveofourown.org/works/78220096 #heatedruvalry Oops Ilya’s pregnant. I needed to explore “getting knocked up would be suicide prevention for ilya and a risk factor for shane”. Fluffy and smutty. I am who I am 🫣

So @krfabian.bsky.social and I have a chapter 2 for our socmed HR fic. Come for the dank memes and formatting and stay for the sapphic fandom falling in love 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/76350076

Some news from me!

Oh my god this is the best day of my life

@krfabian.bsky.social and I wrote some HR social media/ ftwitter fic. @sonni89.bsky.social made sure every one of these fake hockey stans had a name. 💛 enjoy yall k worked SO hard on the formatting, they were like a hacker archiveofourown.org/works/76350076

#HeatedRivalry I tripped and fell and wrote another ficlet! This fic has one (1) joke: Scott Hunter is old Intervention Shane/Ilya, Kip/Scott (1k) archiveofourown.org/works/76200071

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

I need you guys to know that my headphones were not connected when I turned on the narrator at the library. And the phrase “really want geno to kiss him” just happened in the library, PRETTY LOUD, at 2x speed. 🫣

I had to put down my good boy today. We had some hard days at the end but we’ve had so many good ones. Here was his last day, visiting his favorite lake. May we meet again, my darling boy. I’ve never been an adult without you, but what a blessing to love and be loved for seventeen years.

I just want to see live music on weekend afternoons. 😩

I just finished a book that gave me the absolute worst case of hurt/comfort blueballs. I need something that delivers on the promise of whump, which is that one tortured lad who was raised by magic-intolerant priests is going to be HELD and CHERISHED for more than one page. any suggestions?

discovered that a gal who used to interrupt other people’s virtual conversations to ask people to TW their f/f&f/m shipping chat because she was grossed out by any ship w/ a lady wrote an f/f book and it’s getting some attention. I hope she’s worked through some of her shit, but I will never read it

Not someone leaving K and I a comment that Sunny With a High was their first experience with PSA RPF which they went into blind 😂 and then they commented on a second thing. The first one may have been an accident but now you’re IN the fandom lol I’m going to give them some recs.