So sick of everything being a subscription. No shot I’m subscribing to your photo editing app, just let me give you money up front once and own something.

The Long Drive is way more fun than I was expecting

Quotes like this really just expose how profoundly not-creative AI hucksters are.

The Long Drive has been way more fun than I expected www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Pr...

Go report X in the App Store right now. It takes you 30 seconds. Do it.

Is everyone else getting the Instagram password reset requests too? www.reddit.com/r/cybersecur...

Personal finance expert you say?

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Sung to the tune of “Why do Birds Suddenly Appear”

Apple and Google have previously removed apps providing nudify services from their app stores. So why havent they taken action against X and Grok? @carolinehaskins.bsky.social reports

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

Taiwanese star Jolin Tsai riding a gigantic snake

A vault with $12 million in it

I can’t imagine how much hallucinated slop these dummies gleefully ingest every single day. And get paid more than generations of your family combined to do so.

What a great visualization of what's happening with current events in general.

As a kid growing up in the Yukon it blew my mind whenthis book came out and had the storyline about Calvin and Hobbes running away to the Yukon.

After 10 years of trying I finally got my H1B visa today!

TIL there's a death metal band called Hatebeak which has a gray parrot as the vocalist. Per wiki, "They never tour so as to not distress Waldo" the parrot. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatebeak

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Merry Chrimbus everyone!

They found a way to combine Citizen and AI to make something even worse

It’s -41°C at the house right now, and nearby in Braeburn (about an hour drive) it got down to -55°C

The perfect cracker was stoned wheat thins and they discontinued them in 2022

An attorney couldn't stop using Grok (?!) to help draft filings, producing "a flood of tainted filings" & apparently triggering the implosion of a law firm & 3 lawyers' careers 🤖😵 The court called her misconduct "particularly egregious & prolific" cases.justia.com/federal/dist...

it's so funny how in cyberpunk it was a weird anarchist hacker who destroyed the global computer network in an act of defiance against corporate power and in real life the corporations are just doing it themselves because they can't stop chasing the carrot for one fucking second

Do people realize that this is also happening with case law? Like Do You Understand What That Fucking Means???

Deer in the yard again

The Rent Reducer 9000

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

I fucking loathe these smug ass art-hating self-congratulating ghouls & the system that allows them to fail upwards into unfathomable wealth on the backs of 1000s of overworked creative people whose livelihoods get passed around like trading cards every time these dillwads have a stonks circle-jerk.

Didn’t we literally already do this? The whole fake pivot to video where all the metrics were made up? Remember, everyone hated it because it’s a way worse way of being able to quickly obtain information since it’s harder to skim? We already did all of this video nonsense.

Breaking: dumb ass marks even more gullible than ever imagined

I need friends that actually keep up with On Cinema

Can’t help but wonder how long it will be until waymos complete block crucial evacuation routes for something like a fire

The shirt store guy from The Chair Company is a real guy youtu.be/sR5r4GbtQKw

Neat, Marc Evan Jackson is on my flight. That guy is great

anthropic exec runs gaymer discord. forces ai into the discord against everyone's protest. everyone leaves. exec spends christmas alone, talking to an ai chatbot from his work, alone, on an empty discord server.

But what if hamburgers cure cancer? What if vaping increases IQ? They don’t. But what if. Brought to you by Vox.

New: When the Washington Post ran tests on its AI personalized podcasts, the paper found that between 68% and 84% (!!) of the pods had potential issues. Still, the paper decided to release the product anyway, saying it would “iterate through the remaining issues” www.semafor.com/article/12/1...

TIL there was an Indonesian spinoff of Pimp My Ride youtu.be/kIa-7AF1GA8?...

Remember that time Chevy built a truck with the engine in the back? #keitruck #keitrucks #keitrucksNA www.oldcarsweekly.com/features/car...