How about shoot me with a gun instead of

the energy I expect from my friends when I ask them to play League with me

The only thing my two brain cells have thought about for the past 24 hours

I should not quit my job in this economy. I should not quit my job in this economy. I should not quit my job in this economy. I should not quit my job in this economy. I should not quit my job in this economy. I should not quit my job in this economy. I should not quit my job in this economy.

I like Noah Kahan a lot but sometimes he does this shit with his lyrics and it drives me nuts

state of the world so bad cancer got cured and nobody gaf

Wake Up and Go To Work - 2 hours Work - 4 hours Doomscroll at Work - 4 hours Come Home, Take Care of Hank - 3 hours Play League of Legends - 4 hours Doomscroll in Bed - 2 hours Sleep - 5 hours someone who is good at time management please help me budget this. i am dying

I’m gonna keep it real with you chief, somebody has to do it

guys…. I think I have become lack toes inn taller aunt

Girl just got home from Luxe now I’m trying to Discover her Box #yup

when you’re pushing 30 living at home already having a miserable time and your mom tells you to “Stop being depressed, it’s annoying”

I know for a fact I’ve posted it somewhere and I tried to find it but snow when you’re an adult is the worst thing ever, there is literally one foot of snow on the ground and I will still be expected at work tomorrow

me when i understand nick

How Nick looks at me the sixth time I suggest getting tattoos at the group function

Hey could you guys watch the Midwest for me while I take a smoke break? Just make sure it doesn’t get any snow on it

So like why is there zero benefit/incentive to do your job quickly and efficiently? Why am I punished with more responsibility with no extra pay for doing what I was hired to do

Great, just great!! What am I supposed to eat now????

had a dream we broke into the dilapidated beauj the night before it got torn down and spent one last night there together

NW: Let’s see what this ping pong movie is all about

When you and bro haven’t seen each other in a minute but you pick right back up where you left off

this means something to a guy like me

One year since Eric and Brettany’s wedding, six months since Richard and Jamie’s wedding…

Marty Supreme was good

Like if you would pet him, retweet if you would KILL him

We did it 🥹

JESSE

Survived 13 years of potential spoilers to have the fate of major characters spoiled by a Youtube thumbnail while I’m in the middle of watching the final season

Music used to have Baby Keem in it

Hooray!!! The enemy has been defeated, our heroes and their families are safe, and they can finally move on with the rest of their lives. What a fantastic series.

Monday

Oh yeah it was good! Honestly it’s good to be back and get into a routine again. Living the dream!

They’re calling it the scariest Sunday of all time

Went halvsies on these very nice very expensive headphones for my christmas present from my mom this year. They are wonderful as I expected but my new favorite feature is a mode that puts everything through the “Song playing in the other room” filter

Sudafed, I'm watching your stream. Why are you trying not to laugh, bruh? That's disrespectful as shit, bruh. The fuck is wrong with you, bruh? Stop fucking laughing, bruh! Look at you smiling, bruh. You're disrespectful as shit, bruh.

Back in 2008 the idea of Summer and Winter coexisting was so outrageous that it could only exist in a children’s cartoon. In 2025 it can be 80 degrees in the morning and -1 by midnight

telling my gf she looks Crumbalievable

Me uhhhhh, me if i was thinking of smoking a lot of weed tomorrow

“Hey men” and they are pigs 😭😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

Oh Oh that’s Hunter’s exposed bone in the discord chat with no spoiler warning

Saying it again, scheduling a work party after hours on a day you are expected to work full-time creates more stress for employees than the “benefit” it provides

When I’m in a “shooting myself in the foot” competition and my opponent is Walter White

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Does anyone know if this is good or bad

Unbelievably good. Can’t wait for the inevitable Netflix revival

started True Detective yesterday. great show but so far my biggest takeaway is that it makes me want to get addicted to cigs at 29

Hate wfh because that means I miss out on this

The lion does not concern himself with the brake maintenance lights turning on every time he stops