Dreaming of her… Can’t wait to get back…

I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy

Mildred’s?

More like Benson Goon

MILF? Heh, no thanks pal. 😎 These days I’m all about ILMF - I Love My Friends

dispo asked if I wanted a penny preroll and of course I said yes. got to my car and they gave me a penny eighth

if you like video essays, documentaries, or just hate joe rogan I can’t recommend this video enough

Tuesday

She nak on my Nick til I Buj

Hey, Will! I am just curious if there was any sauce available? I think your sandwich would have benefited greatly with that addition. As a now, I find it unappetizing, and every time I see the picture, my stomach churns! Thanks!!

Listen I know this is by far not the ideal way to experience art but it’s gotten me past my usual ADHD-block that usually keeps me from watching movies! 7 movies in 8 days!

One of my deepest regrets in life is that I have tried and failed to finish Breaking Bad twice now and I’m starting to wonder if somethings wrong with me

How it feels to call it a record instead of an album

Conflicting reports here

Monday

Hell of a day watching movies yesterday

I think if I saw this in theaters in 1968 it would have induced me into a permanent state of psychosis

Fuck it, NW with the same setup:

2nd gushing nosebleed in three days, time for my favorite game: do I have a brain tumor?

Accidentally showed my True Self at the work community service event and blew my cover as a Chill Guy

Watched The Shining today the way Kubrick intended* *At work, on my phone which is hidden in my lap, only looking at the screen every so often, pausing everytime someone comes to my desk, ultimately giving up with 45 minutes left

Went to CVS for deodorant, left with two bags of discounted halloween candy

Grease stain on my favorite pair of work pants that makes it look like I came myself

Guys don’t worry about AI taking over, if they ever become sentient I’ll just hit them with the effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

how I was #shmoovin at the lord huron concert

Does anyone mind if my lunch today is just a tall boy Diet Coke

Mildred’s?

fuck you @johnleuen.bsky.social

I’m gonna do this to will tonight

Depression postponed bc seeing friends this weekend

phew… it was only a dream… there is no “weekend”… there is only shareholder value… now get in there and open up excel…

I really miss when being associated with or openly identifying as a Nazi was unequivocally viewed as Evil and it was even cool to hate them. Now it’s just a normal Friday 🙂

when the CEO making six figures a month announces that the mandatory Q4 financial outlook meeting will be a potluck instead of catered

I don’t want Will to get lead poisoning

Hey bad morning, I made you sumthin!

when I saw that ethan was having a bad day

The Chargers and Justin Herbert ever since I picked up Keenan Allen

Did you guys shear that will almost can’t ride the bantam

The summer we all got really into leg lengthening surgery >>>

Nick Bujnak vs Mattie & Charles: 👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined 😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline 🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯

Alright team, huddle up. There’s been a lot of outside noise this week. They’re saying we’re most fraudulent 3-1 team in the league. They’re saying we’re nothing without Bijan. They’re saying I should be fired for my lineup decisions. They’re saying TH12 can’t drop 42.89 points tonight.

Unc body feeling like this today

Three consecutive losses

About to put up Joe Montana numbers at the family reunion

I might be unc… hell, we all might be unc here. But we sure as HELL are not chopped bro

How it feels to ask a coworker to do their job that’s holding you up from doing your job

Day ruined again by sports team 4000 miles away

This mid season trade request is gonna hit like crack

On my bench I’m gonna DKill myself