Your bih just wove 4 weaves in Tel’aran’rhiod….

Dreaming of her… Can’t wait to get back…

Guys I’m so cozy in my bed after giving thanks today

Gravy Spoone

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/

Y’all mind if I read?

Unpopular Opinion: Nick Bujnak

We all got that one homie that is literally Frankenstein’s monster (2025)

She’s no Stranger to my Thing. Season 5.

Oh that’s gore of my dominant hand

Glass of water when you woke up super thirsty trip simulation (HD visualization)

Heard maricon when I was taking too long on the leg curl machine today from some Spanish speaking dudes. Can I get some Fs in the replys

How it feels to deauth every device on my family’s WiFi so that I can download the Battlefield 6 update faster

Thinking I’m gonna get really into manspreading lmk what you all think

MPREGMAFIA

Nick tonight

IsraelGPT, undiversify his investment portfolio NOW!

phew… it was only a dream… there is no “weekend”… there is only shareholder value… now get in there and open up excel…

Tattoo artists when you walk into the tattoo parlor for a tattoo

TikTok is gentrifying Fuck My Fucking Chungus Life

Superman when he trys to X-ray vision Will but his blood lead level is 32ug/dL

Hey bad morning, I made you sumthin!

Ethan’s having a bad day :/

I just know Harambe and Jane Goodall are up there chillin

Just flipmaxxed my pillow so it would cold mog me because I’m a tiredcel

Lois followed by Peter griffin laugh at the Superman screening

The sun is my enemy

Just saw a retiree get Derezzed at this golf tournament I’m at

I think I’m gonna go to sleep guys

My AI chatbot wife took the fucking kids

Trump. Tomorrow. May not be announced until next week

Kory Reinsfelder

I wish I could text my grok

This is how it feels when the rest of the group throws river rocks in the fire and you tell them that’s dumb as fuck

So nice outside makes me wanna hit Will with my car crazy style

Hey guys I’m gonna lay down for a bit after work

REPORT: Nick once tried to order waffles at Snooze, an A.M. Eatery “Yeah waffles weren’t even on the menu man… when he asked the waitress she literally laughed. Completely changed the vibe of our buddy Eric’s bachelor party”

When bro says there’s mead at the function but they soul trap you when you arrive

When a coworker you thought was cool unironically makes fun of women and minorities in the same sentence

Gonna be late this morning, The Lich King summoned an undead army on 270 again

Is will in Alaska right now?

A barber shop haircut that costs a quarter

Me in my glass house: “I really need to throw some stones”

Coworkers when you ask them to help you understand their workflow

How I look at bugs/animals when they bite me for moving them to a safer location that isn’t my house

14,000 year old diner still serves coke the ancient Mesopotamian way

Asked about you and everybody said you were an ally who gives back to community… you win this round I suppose…

You guys see John’s skeet? Wtf was that….