wake up dead man

drew janis’ 2012 Corolla is not starting 12 hours before he’s supposed to trade it in at the dealership and buy a new car #mood #prayforbro

are you fucking kidding me. James Sunderland from silent hill 2 breaking it down freaky style

they got sheck wes and steely dan in dat new PTA joint let’s go

persona 5 and mtg on the brain someone please god please help me

let’s go #wednesdaymotivation

type shit

just stepped into the gentrified hot dog restaurant and everyone knew me…

how bro looks at me when i have fun at the bachelor party weekend

old guy at the truck stop had his ringer up so loud it sounded like a damn bomb went off in the store. happy Labor Day weekend

im drafting orzhov

republican ruby and socialist sapphire when extremist emerald walks in the room

took a big swing with this one guys…let me know 🙏

guy with a norwood 4: yooo let’s 5 stack finasteride, rosemary seed oil, minoxidil, biotin: yooo hop in discord bro

does anyone want to be opps

guys will watch the nba and pray for the lakers but i’d rather be at the lake w her

no one was fucking with me when i was a 2/2 human creature token but now that im a 3/2 w/ first strike and menace everybody praying on my downfall

Superman was badass but hawkgirl’s screech made me want to blow my shit smoove off. nails on chalkboard ass screech god damn

frame perfect refresh of the dominos pizza tracker

fucked around and left it all on the field last night. now im so sleepy you guys don’t even know

v4 in front of the huzz (my roommate Drew Janis)

practicing to order my chipotle bowl ‘Drew’s way’ (only cheese, white rice, and chicken. followed by a 1-star review on the app)

things i fw this week chapter 5 - a memory of light(wheel of time) metaphorical music - nujabes 1 hr majula theme from ds 2 youtu.be/5i_enopHsqg?...

just ordered a small coffee at the local spot, you won’t believe what they just told me…

things i fw this week: chapter 32 - towers of midnight(wheel of time) the low end theory -tribe called quest the girl reading this

hotel reverie black mirror episode was actually goated i love black and white movies man

geeked vs. locked in

what y’all mfs know about the bedtime fan app….ignore the other two

listening to the brutalist score in the shower this shit is a movie

and that’s on john

true detective season 1 episode 4 ❗️❗️❗️

just copped a bidet im literally tired of this shit

watching andor on Disney plus off ten IPAs im moving different

just watched my buddy get Luigi down taunt spiked…and you’re laughing?

girls with tattoos can straight up shoot me with a gun I don’t give a shit

after a week on here, it’s clear none of yall have ever experienced The Thrill

watching the lions game on thanksgiving yeah i feel like nick voet

im on that good kush and alcohol 🎶 🎵 🎶

80 mph on interstate 70 eating McDonald’s fries with buffalo sauce I’m spilling ts all over the wheel. don’t fuck with me

im ripping packs you’ve never heard of in card stores you’ve never been to

what was “the incident” at your highschool? mine was we had two guys named landon

im off 3 ibuprofens reading the wheel of time yall cant do it like me

how many times a week do i need to water a swiss cheese plant

don’t let me catch you sipping a&w root beer i will be forced to exile you im really moving different

if i see you at hyvee eating walburgers i don’t fuck with you