yuengling starting to taste like I should go down the industrial slide

Dreaming of her… Can’t wait to get back…

Mildred’s?

Happy Thanksgiving, from my family to yours

I’ve gotten ratioed four times

she lost everything

Butt Pink

Benson Boone

Dude last night was a psalm

hey I’m gunna set up rock band in my garage if anyone wants to come over and pretend to start a band with me

I hate being 29 on a college campus, what do you mean I’m eating a half-frozen Trader Joe’s meal because I’m too embarrassed to go back to the only microwaves on campus because I would have to disrupt the 18 year olds playing ping pong right next to it again and they’d make fun of me

She nak on my Nick til I Buj

went biblical levels of greed on the Joes BBQ work catering

The Man Who Forgot His Headphones on “Trap Remix of Hamilton Songs” Day at the Gym

Proud to announce that my frontal cortex has finally developed enough for me to accept that I am a Knitted Sweater Guy

Someone in Marshall MO fucking stole my dog

Tuesday

Monday

no yeah man I love living right next to an active construction site

Representation matters ♥️

Dude I forgot the chiefs are off this week and still wore chiefs apparel for red friday, I feel like such a doofus

Accidentally showed my True Self at the work community service event and blew my cover as a Chill Guy

Yeah I’m glad I missed that one

About to board a plane back to KC, I sure hope nothing insane happens during the next two hours of this Chiefs game

Bro hasn’t skeeted since, they got him

how I was #shmoovin at the lord huron concert

Forgot we didn’t have bbq sauce or ranch so I had to eat my chicken tendies with ketchup

Never get floor seats at the indie concert man every dude in front of you is gunna be at least 6’4

Mildred burrito

Mildreds

Mildreds

Mildred’s?

I’m gonna do this to will tonight

Had a dream that I was playing guitar hero with Sabrina carpenter and she was cool af

Depression postponed bc seeing friends this weekend

Forgot my gym shoes again, we deadlifting in the sambas today

I think it’s time for my New York Knicks fandom era

Gunna start paying my friends to take over the aux at their function like it’s touch tunes

nick WILL be hearing from me tonight

I don’t want Will to get lead poisoning

Yeah man I’m not cooked

As someone that ingests Huel and a scoop of protein powder five days a week I’m sure this whole lead thing is fine man

Logged on for the first time in 36 hours and saw Ethan had a bad day yesterday

Hey bad morning, I made you sumthin!

Ngl guys I’m dangerously close to not being tall enough to ride Batman: The Ride

Erm no offense, but you’re a really good friend and I like being around you

I decided I’m gunna go in on hockey this year, got a Fanduel Sports Network subscription and everything Anyway happy opening night everyone