Might light my gf’s candles and throw some soup on the stove

Love the feature on Microsoft Teams where if you leave you computer for 30 seconds it sends a message to your boss saying that you’ve been offline all day

I don’t think MODOT even tried out here man they just drove a couple pickup trucks around the plaza and called it good

How Nick looks at me the sixth time I suggest getting tattoos at the group function

Regretting not building a gaming pc last year just like I’m regretting not buying a house in 2020 when I was still in college making $10 an hour at the PSU

Hear me out guys, I have an incredible investment opportunity for you all - Beauj 2

When you and bro haven’t seen each other in a minute but you pick right back up where you left off

One year since Eric and Brettany’s wedding, six months since Richard and Jamie’s wedding…

Marty Supreme was good

Tried making Leftover Slop Bowl for lunch today by combining two very different dinners and in hindsight the results were exactly what you’d expect

Gunna show up to work with a Pokemon Kanto Starter Trio Lego Set-shaped belly after I charge my client $649.99 plus tax and shipping to do their taxes

*this skeet has been deleted*

Trevor Lawrence save us Trevor Lawrence please

My one goal is to raise enough shareholder value that they give me a Door and Windows in the office

Dude if I was a pufferfish, I’d be puffed up all the time bro

Pretty sure this is the first time since I moved to KC 5 years ago there hasn’t been snow on the ground this week, thank you Grok

Just pitched getting Mountain Dew Baja Blast added to the office vending machine

Oh yeah it was good! Honestly it’s good to be back and get into a routine again. Living the dream!

Separately had McDonald’s, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut within the last three hours

Bijan went god mode and still couldn’t overcome a week one Josh Allen dud, you owe me $100

Yall ever caught a game from the reclin-der section (don’t look at who’s at the line)

“Hey men” and they are pigs 😭😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

Me uhhhhh, me if i was thinking of smoking a lot of weed tomorrow

Josh and I had some words tonight

My Twitter algo is now feeding me 44-like game film highlight reels for d3 QBs entering the transfer portal

Bro was out there doing straight cardio 💀

Sucks that the Bears made it to the most meme-able bowl game outside of the pop tarts bowl only to get the brakes beat off of them for 3/4 of the game

Hate wfh because that means I miss out on this

Hate wfh because that means I miss out on this

Atoned

Mahomes torn acl to close out the worst season in years

Accidentally subbed the mac for veggies instead of the extra rice, there is literally nobody on this earth that has it worse than me

Chiefs doing their part to fight inflation, haven’t seen these prices since 2019

Congrats to everyone that had Kyle Pitts on their bench last night

Had to show the young bucks I still got it (downed a spicy chicken sandwich and immediately did a HIIT workout in the campus rec)

Unfortunately the chiefs are once again thwarted by their arch nemesis - the state of Texas

Dude in a Texans hat and I (Chiefs hat) helping each other find the last two pairs of long underwear in Target for the game tonight

3 bevvies each but I’m efficient

Monday

This popped up and I closed out of my wrapped

yuengling starting to taste like I should go down the industrial slide

Dreaming of her… Can’t wait to get back…

Mildred’s?

Happy Thanksgiving, from my family to yours

I’ve gotten ratioed four times