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Dude its not even 10am yet

Geo-restricting my parents’ streaming accounts should be illegal

I opened up facebook and actually became more stupid

DMing a tattoo artist is peak level terrifying to me

Gave all my office plants a haircut ✂️✂️✂️

Ok last one i stg

Studying for the series 7 and… can a corporation pee and poo???

I thought my parents were dead when they wouldn’t answer their phones, but what they were doing instead was actually worse

Appreciate when amazon prime asks me to join as a young adult 🥰

People who regularly update their LinkedIn in earnest scare me

Unprosecutable, call me the jungle outlaw

Composition | Samuel Buri

Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.

We have a channel on our TV that plays one continuous marathon of project runway seasons in random order

How did JD Vance impregnate his wife through a couch?

It’s sort of hitting me out of nowhere that a Bill’s playoff loss combined with the Denver QBs season ending injury is a beautiful start to the year 🥲

Got really excited about the movie GOAT until i realized it was about basketball and not actual goats

My rustic galette is not going well ☹️

Lets be real, Golden by HUNTR/X deserves all the grammys

Incredible thread

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

two girls chatting

Me every time I see a beautiful sunset:

Dolly Parton (in honor of her 80th birthday today) in a clip from 1987, singing "Everyday People" with Kermit #DollyParton #Kermit #80s #Nostalgia #Muppets #MusicSky #Television #TVSky

Cleverly excluding all of our exes from our 2016 posts 👀

Good morning from Haarlem. #GoodMorningFromHaarlem

The burger king king looks like he’d be in the epstein files

The heated rivalry boys >>>>>

This was my take, by the way

A take!

Every linkedin post be like Success ✨ How did I achieve it? First, ask yourself the question: can I? 💪 I had everything recruiters were looking for: 🔥 teeth 🔥 fingernails 🔥🔥🔥 a pair of pants Where were you? Sleeping in? 🤦‍♀️ Kill your mom. DM me for more insights!

Don’t miss out

Bb leo

i NEED this FREE map !

Heated rivalry just made fun of the blues

I wrote this about your grandpa, fyi

Mataté hijo de puta, chinga tu madre, no me importaaaaaa

Another horrifying office farting incident. Happy 2026. Going to off myself now.

Behind the scenes of Sesame Street ❤️

me all the time

At my desk while also virtually attending a formal wedding menu tasting from another country in a second language lmfao Ill take things i never thought id be doing for 500, alex

My nose is runny, can i go home pls