mattie
@matcarv.bsky.social
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kill me or leave me alone
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wake up, check bluesky, giggle cause my friends are funny, go back to sleep
over 1 year ago
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every time i see this i laugh really hard thank u rich 🙏🏼
26 days ago
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welp im officially unemployed so i guess its time get really into mini figs??? craft beer ???? making sweatshirts for my cats???? i’m open to suggestions
26 days ago
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Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this is my life
about 2 months ago
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this may genuinely be the most ocd thing i have ever texted someone
3 months ago
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she uh ….um pint on my..uh… guinness till i ..erm… split the g 🙈🤣🤪
3 months ago
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i just found out you can have anything printed on an owala i will post once i receive my purchase
3 months ago
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got my flash tattoo for free for being hot and by being hot i mean knowing the artist through work
3 months ago
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gets masters degree —> buy new purse —> download new romantasy book
3 months ago
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i learned the hard way today that i am not someone who can workout before work
4 months ago
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i watched two crows fight a hawk while submitting my graduation application and something about it just felt really right.
4 months ago
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guys…. i didn’t like marty supreme
4 months ago
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this deserves to be seen
4 months ago
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gigi STUNS in new photo
4 months ago
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it’s honestly crazy that i am expected to work and do school when there’s cryptic harry styles billboards going up around the world
#HS4in2026BABY
4 months ago
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good morning to me!
5 months ago
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the “you are welcome” really took me out
5 months ago
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WHAT THE FUCK
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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when brenden didn’t want to drive the u-haul during our move and so i drove it the whole day
5 months ago
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watching vampire diaries with my boyfriend 🥰🥳😃👌🏼 he won’t stop saying “this is ridiculous” 😔🙄🥴🙃
5 months ago
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they’re talking about your vibe ….
5 months ago
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thank god!
6 months ago
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i cannot beat these allegations 😔
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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doug looked through my bluesky posts & said “all you talk about is tummy aches, your period, and headaches”………..
6 months ago
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fuck it. Mickey 17 at the bar
6 months ago
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all moved in
6 months ago
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reposted by
mattie
rueben eater
6 months ago
Mattie when she looks at Will’s lunch
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reposted by
mattie
B :)
6 months ago
It’s goonin time!!
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can i pay some $10 to move and set up my new apt? serious inquiries only
6 months ago
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i have viral tonsillitis 😭😭😭😭 someone kill me
6 months ago
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reposted by
mattie
rueben eater
7 months ago
Hey
@matcarv.bsky.social
is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?
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got delivered a headache from hell today. everyone start planning what you’ll say at my funeral (it’s an open mic)
7 months ago
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wow. i hope you guys got mildred’s for everyone.
7 months ago
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“you have the hands of a medieval prince and that is not a compliment”
7 months ago
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reposted by
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chsse
7 months ago
dnd group finally got together after months of scheduling conflicts
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man i really hope ethan’s day got better
7 months ago
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i’m in my luteal phase and someone asked me to repeat myself twice
8 months ago
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2.5k bill and a court summons in one week… and it’s only wednesday …
8 months ago
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mattie
NBCentel
8 months ago
Nick Bujnak vs Mattie & Charles: 👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined 😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline 🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯
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if i could be anyone right now it would 100% be dua lipa
8 months ago
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shitting on my childhood toilet gives me the same feeling that i imagine an ex high school football star gets when visiting the field after graduating
8 months ago
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group therapy with your coworkers is actually based?
8 months ago
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say what you want about me but i’m watching boruto and … i like it!!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
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don’t worry gang - i’m still hitting genuine emotes on the morning show
8 months ago
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i got my first screener today!!!!!!
8 months ago
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what do you MEAN my first semester of college was 8 years ago!?!!?!!?????!!
8 months ago
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brenden and I displayed biblical greed at the local mexican restaurant tonight
9 months ago
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the passage of time - ya know
9 months ago
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This is down right one of the nastiest protein bars i’ve ever had - the taste and texture is just chocolate gum die built puff bars!!!!
9 months ago
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i truly couldn’t give less of a fuck about taylor and travis getting engaged
9 months ago
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my cat (chainsaw) is afraid of jazz (the music)
9 months ago
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