every time i see this i laugh really hard thank u rich 🙏🏼

welp im officially unemployed so i guess its time get really into mini figs??? craft beer ???? making sweatshirts for my cats???? i’m open to suggestions

Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this is my life

this may genuinely be the most ocd thing i have ever texted someone

she uh ….um pint on my..uh… guinness till i ..erm… split the g 🙈🤣🤪

i just found out you can have anything printed on an owala i will post once i receive my purchase

got my flash tattoo for free for being hot and by being hot i mean knowing the artist through work

gets masters degree —> buy new purse —> download new romantasy book

i learned the hard way today that i am not someone who can workout before work

i watched two crows fight a hawk while submitting my graduation application and something about it just felt really right.

guys…. i didn’t like marty supreme

this deserves to be seen

gigi STUNS in new photo

it’s honestly crazy that i am expected to work and do school when there’s cryptic harry styles billboards going up around the world #HS4in2026BABY

good morning to me!

the “you are welcome” really took me out

WHAT THE FUCK

when brenden didn’t want to drive the u-haul during our move and so i drove it the whole day

watching vampire diaries with my boyfriend 🥰🥳😃👌🏼 he won’t stop saying “this is ridiculous” 😔🙄🥴🙃

they’re talking about your vibe ….

thank god!

i cannot beat these allegations 😔

doug looked through my bluesky posts & said “all you talk about is tummy aches, your period, and headaches”………..

fuck it. Mickey 17 at the bar

all moved in

Mattie when she looks at Will’s lunch

It’s goonin time!!

can i pay some $10 to move and set up my new apt? serious inquiries only

i have viral tonsillitis 😭😭😭😭 someone kill me

Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?

got delivered a headache from hell today. everyone start planning what you’ll say at my funeral (it’s an open mic)

wow. i hope you guys got mildred’s for everyone.

“you have the hands of a medieval prince and that is not a compliment”

dnd group finally got together after months of scheduling conflicts

man i really hope ethan’s day got better

i’m in my luteal phase and someone asked me to repeat myself twice

2.5k bill and a court summons in one week… and it’s only wednesday …

Nick Bujnak vs Mattie & Charles: 👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined 😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline 🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯

if i could be anyone right now it would 100% be dua lipa

shitting on my childhood toilet gives me the same feeling that i imagine an ex high school football star gets when visiting the field after graduating

group therapy with your coworkers is actually based?

say what you want about me but i’m watching boruto and … i like it!!!!!!!!!!

don’t worry gang - i’m still hitting genuine emotes on the morning show

i got my first screener today!!!!!!

what do you MEAN my first semester of college was 8 years ago!?!!?!!?????!!

brenden and I displayed biblical greed at the local mexican restaurant tonight

the passage of time - ya know

This is down right one of the nastiest protein bars i’ve ever had - the taste and texture is just chocolate gum die built puff bars!!!!

i truly couldn’t give less of a fuck about taylor and travis getting engaged

my cat (chainsaw) is afraid of jazz (the music)