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Nick Bujnak vs Mattie & Charles: 👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined 😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline 🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯

Nick (fingies) ruled OUT for Gamer Wednesday this week due to third degree burns from his iPhone after updating to iOS 26

Atlas has been in deep negotiations to take over the Air Bud mantel in the series reboot coming next summer. Reports are circulating that this will be a “seasoned, more-grizzled” take on the legendary character, taking place several years after his retirement from sports.

Kory was seen last week in possession of a new orb. Rumor has it that he now wields at least 17 of them, each one more powerful than the last.

Reports are circulating that Charles was seen having a “really nice day” “Dude was just having a lovely time out there” a rival day-haver confided, “really put the rest of us on notice”

According to sources, Ethan has allegedly tried “one to two bites” of the radioactive Walmart shrimp

REPORT: Nick once tried to order waffles at Snooze, an A.M. Eatery “Yeah waffles weren’t even on the menu man… when he asked the waitress she literally laughed. Completely changed the vibe of our buddy Eric’s bachelor party”