ocean water kinda deep

30 Rock’s Grizzwald ‘Grizz’ Chapman has died at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by Kevin Brown, who played Dot Com.

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Song That Got Stuck In Your Head

considering letting my hair grow out but my clippers keep looking at me like this

i have two questions this morning: 1. why is this hospital tv playing a game from the Basketball Africa League? 2. why do none of the apps let me bet on this game from the Basketball Africa League?

i enjoy referring to stuff that happened like 6 months ago as “back in my 20s”

everything i have learned about clavicular has been against my will

very funny when a coach tries to play off them losing their job as a mutual decision “they told me i was fired and i said yes i agree to be fired”

4 years ago today, kingdom hearts 4 was announced and we haven’t heard a single thing about it since

insurance is no longer covering the cost of my anxiety meds

happy march 32nd to all who celebrate

can someone tell Richard i say Happy Birthday please

a the weeknd cover band called the wrkweek

catsitting my pal Benny this weekend. i’m gonna get him real into college basketball. he’s already got a couple of parlays locked in. he’s learning so fast!

they weigh me at every psychiatrist appointment (fatphobic) today i was the exact same weight as i was my last visit 6 months ago

i should check on grandma

won’t you take me to 🎵funky sale🎵

sometimes you gotta lock tf in after your flight gets delayed

eating my body weight in cheese curds in wisconsin this weekend

every time i go bowling: “damn i should really go bowling more often”

he’s either getting voted out first or winning the whole damn thing welcome back to Survivor, Coach

So basically

the football game has sucked so far. pls save us bad bunny 🙏

“i’m gonna start a gofundme for a sandwich” “…like, to buy lunch? or are you trying to financially support a sandwich?”

that little fucker saw his shadow 😒

okay snow you can go away now

took a pic in my gma’s hospital bed in case i ever need an excuse to get out of something (she’s fine)(she got a brand new knee)

here’s a skeet

statistically speaking, you could probably win a lot of money if you just bet the opposite of my sports bets

“Man Invents New Language Only To Find Out Pig Latin Already Exists”

🚨JAGS WIN THE DIVISION🚨

toby jones jump scare i think letterboxd is lying to me

panic attack to round out the year

happy birthday goat 🐐

why does this picture from christmas look like i’m Pledging Allegiance to My Brother Will

2k26 on the og nintendo switch is wild

the odds that a character actually says “ we’ve seen stranger things than this…” in the series finale have skyrocketed

🎵do you remember the 23rd night of december🎵 or however it goes idk

i have been bad at watching christmas movies this holiday season i apologize and i promise to do better in the future

THE JAGUARS ARE GOOD AT FOOTBALL

i’ve been sick for days pls send me your energy

naps are hilarious. “this will either solve all of my problems or make everything so much worse.”

they fucking blew it of course

the GOAT is wrestling his final match tonight 🙏 (it should’ve been against CM Punk, but that’s besides the point)

getting back into dos2 immediately LET’S GOOO

soup

if coca-cola is bad for you then why does it taste like that?

the proof is in the pudding? who put it in there?

i now have access to playing baldur’s gate while laying in my own bed

judging at my old high school’s speech and debate tournament aka the closest i’ll ever get to going to a class reunion