Uhhhhh

Club is empty and the gogo boy is getting his ass eaten onstage??? 🥴

“I used to play RuneScape to this song”

“It’s all rigged, girliepop”

“When I was in Hawaii the Sniffies radius extended into the next island”

friend is telling me that he left a “1 liter douche bulb” behind at the airbnb we all stayed in 🥲

Took a week off work to focus on my true passion: running the ‘Ava Max Lately!’ stan twitter account.

“He power-bottomed [redacted]’s dick into oblivion…”

“My LinkedIn pic is from Marshall’s Beach…”

“How bout your teeth? are they all still in?”

My gay fitness drama this morning is learning the the Barry’s Bootcamp CEO supports the current administration. Guess the red room is out for me.

girlie whose special interest is 9/11

Sniffies engineers probably in a khole rn not responding to pages

Sniffies down on pride? It’s giving homophobia

“I’ve been ass out in a Waymo before”

nancy pelosi at beaux sksksksksk

Boy at this party has a drink he made from Chardonnay and frozen jalapeño slices….

Gavin Newsom’s inviting Shirley Phelps-Roper on the podcast for Pride Month 😍😍😍

“[redacted] always hosts these orgy parties but he exclusively plays Taylor Swift because that’s the only music he likes”

a happy memorial day to us all

“Part of the aura I’m trying to curate with these billionaire investors is: ‘you’ve never met one quite as chaotic as this’.”

The Governor’s proposed sweep of $1.5B from cap & trade funds would cut emergency transit funding for operations & capital. For example: Muni: $200M cut BART: $290M cut LA Metro: $250M cut These cuts create a risk of service cuts.🧵

cannot believe the ads they are targeting me with 🙈

Me posting to my close friends when I’m bored.

obsessed with this email copy

Choose your fighter

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

Perfume genius has a straight fan base? This is so upsetting

who up jorkin their peantis?

chat gpt is mouthing OFF at me today

“I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social theonion.com/trump-v...

wait. is this the picture he's saying isn't photoshopped? say sike rn 😭😭😭

Thinking back to the London Breed diss track that the chinese place near me put out 😌 youtu.be/PV5uqNHOtmw?...

oh no they got sniffies

work is serving a “neurodiversity-themed lunch” tomorrow apparently

“there’s a cuddle puddle on the boat is what I heard…”

Friend couldn’t get the badlands stamp off his wrist so he MAGIC ERASERED it off and it TOOK A FEW LAYERS OF SKIN OFF 😖😖

Following up on this: it turns out it was plastic surgery 😧

how is nancy pelosi’s portfolio faring during all of this? 🌚

PSA: Claude, SF's beloved albino alligator, now has a livestream — and it's giving us life. Watch: calacademy.org/learn-explore/animal-webcams/claude-cam The webcam is sponsored by @anthropic.com — who, fittingly, also has a virtual assistant named Claude. The collab we didn't know we needed. 🐊🤝

The Trump administration is going to do something I didn’t think was possible: It’s going to de-cringe Pride. Talking to people who haven't gone to Pride for years... or ever... and they're all going, and they're all in "Stonewall was a riot" frames of mind.

trying to sew an ikea bag into a thong for this 🚬s “apocalypse” themed birthday the night before 🫩😪

you could say i’m open to work

is he gonna do FCF

not now, sweetie… mommie’s telling ChatGPT to kill itself

earthquake seems to have shaken the internet fixed 😌

icons onlyyyy

who up goin to truck?

“Oh, this was after you placed second in Stank”

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls