Stoned couponmaxxing in a CVS

Hello from the gym bathroom. Workouts for 2026 have been ideal 👼

She deleted all her social media in Mexico and just never came back - until now. But frfr #betteroffline and suggest everyone try it

Cheeky little pic

Hola from the minibar

Yeah that means Drag Race is off my list (go see/tip local drag instead/just pirate that shit) / Paramount doesn’t get my eyeballs for $ now

Back install coming along nicely 👌

T-4 days till Mexico 🇲🇽 (not that I’m counting)

Hey siri, play pump it up

Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC

Not pictured, me rolling my ankle walking down the stairs to take this pic.

I got to my silly little gym and lift my silly little weights 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

They used gory images of a trans youth who died by suicide and attributing it to gender affirming care. All of this without consent at s public FTC a workshop. There's absolutely no low these people won't stoop to.

Just in case you wondering how it’s all going / what a great use of FTC funds / I truly hate this

Pretending it’s still 2010 and going through another Uffie phase

After an AI was trained to be anti-woke and within hours it became MechaHitler.

Trying to turn into a dorito 🔻

My gay fitness drama this morning is learning the the Barry’s Bootcamp CEO supports the current administration. Guess the red room is out for me.

Evergreen skeet

New dystopian feature unlocked for me to think about 👌🏼

the president just opened a concentration camp

CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATOOOOO

Oh my god I hate LinkedIn and pretending to care about my silly little PowerPoint job when *motions at everything*

Following American politics right now is like following a dog at a shelter about to be euthanized

I will not let Amtrak NEC delays get to me I will not let Amtrak NEC delays get to me I will not let Amtrak NEC delays get to me

Sweatin through Monday

Time to break out old reliable 🥵

So can we impeach him yet? Again?

Can I get ya anything? Snacks, drinks, a pineapple? 🍍

it’s giving (heat) dome - stay hydrated 🔥

Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

manifesting 🛐

[listening to the preflight announcement on my SpaceX starship to Mars telling me that my consciousness has been uploaded to the cloud right before I’m instantly vaporised on the launchpad]

Just doing some *~*art*~* for after school activities 😇

As someone who has used this exact service in his past - this is destroying a critical resource for people in crisis. Please do what you can to fight back AND be there for your queer family. If our nation is collapsing to this point, we can only be there for each other.

Thought I was really pushing it in the gym today because she’s REAL sweaty but actually I just live inside of a steam room.

Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.

Straight fire for leg day 🔥🎧🎶

I regret to inform you that diet and exercise do work // come on pump

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Friday morning jams 🎶 #barrycantswin

Summer 2025 edition

Went here and they all asked about you.