I lost it at the influencer blahaj

2027:Howdy!!🤠 #1日1ウパー

Who needs antidepressants when you could curl up under your favourite blanket fresh out of the dryer? Many people, is the answer, but man...warm blanket...

I wonder what life was like before Minecraft invented signs?

I miss when shinies were inherently stronger than most Pokemon. Why can't my pea soup green Espeon be better than the other Espeons?

Dissociating on the escalator at Parliament goes so hard. It's like you're going somewhere forever.

making donut

Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom.

How is KFC's chicken soooo much worse than Hungry Jack's?! That's their entire fucking thing!

WE'RE ENGAGED AAAA!

Elliott of Philadelphia looks pretty cool

Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.

This video has brought me such joy. I can’t stop singing the song lol. It feels like a forehead kiss 🥹

its 2015 and you're playing tekkit

a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away #194 Wooper

a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away #195 Quagsire

I couldn’t find him

I feel like I know someone like this...huh.

うさるぱちゃんズ🐰 #うさるぱーと

What's that? Housewarming high tea without all the guilt and apprehension? Oh fuck yeah let's go!

Secret’s out! I’m gonna be a PAX AUS and heading into my comedy tour around Aus after! Come say hi in Melbourne!

x.com/usalupa うーさーるーぱーのXアカウントが10,000フォロワーさん達成いたしました🎉 Blueskyの人たちも沢山応援してくださってありがとうございます！ #うーさーるーぱー

@exocomics.com So my partner and I ran onto a certain Detective prominently on display in a window in the largest shopping centre in the southern hemisphere!

air fryer #art #sharks

1966:banana‼🍌 #1日1ウパー

My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king

take up space. #art #oc #ocart

Ajolote mago ;)

Being sick fucking! sucks!!

I love pineapple. I love the flavour, and the tartness, and the texture, and the way it makes my mouth tingle, and the way it sloughs off parts of my oral lining with its acidity when I eat too much. It's truly my favourite fruit.

Awwww, poor widdle shit genocidal warmongers couldn't buy their win! Get fucked, clowns, thank goodness for Austria and JJ! AND HUGELY DESERVED, AT THAT!

Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.

starting his work day

1925:nether...‼ #1日1ウパー

Remember the Pocket Pikachu? What if there were more Pokémon in the form of virtual pets like Tamagotchi or Digimon? #pokemon #pixelart

Ten years of Woophula?! It feels so strangely difficult to try and reason what 10 years of a relationship looks like. It somehow still feels like it's just started. @hanhula.com I love you more than anything in the universe ♥. You are my light, and my joy, and my perfect other half.

New Song - Gator Days

- Axolotl Dancer 🐠💃 -

Are you even doing it right if you're not obsessed with that one oc for no reason at all

For every like this post gets, I’ll donate $1 to the Good Friday Appeal. A dollar like this one I stole from your pocket when you weren’t looking. And if you have a problem with that, I’ll take the rest of your money too. Likes must happen by 5pm, because I need a nap. ~Depot Cat

here i made a quick guide to my characters in case u were confused, its very easy

A bunch of folks showed up to the Bothell City Council tonight to speak against a potential resolution affirming Bothell as a welcoming place for LGBTQIA+ people. Here was Bothell Mayor Mason Thompson's response.

OMG

big treat

ive been counting my final stock, i dont think i can restock or make new colors for a long time after these run out sadly 😵‍💫

Tune in tomorrow for our Spring Breakout event and see @mouseshy.bsky.social speedrunning All Eggs in Cavern of Dreams! 🥚 🔗 SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/...