Big 4 Yarra Valley have a couple of trams onsite for accommodation. To ensure they meet the #YarraTrams network standards, the trams are not recommended for people with limited mobility given the number of steps and access to accommodation.

The snow season is officially here. I hate it. Can’t find a decent kebab van anywhere under all this stuff. ~Depot Cat

Yesterday we had yet another moron car driver who thought he was a tram. Unless you’re prepared to carry the kind of lowlife scumbags we do, then stay off the tracks. We don’t come into your workplace and stand around the water-cooler talking about mundane stuff. #YarraTrams

Throwback Thursday: With winter here, here’s a chilly SW6 number 965 on its first test run in the snow at the Danish Tramway Museum, February 2006. Or as the Danish would say “Så kold at din gong vil knække af.” #YarraTrams

If half priced fares, why we no get to run half services? It’s so unfair that we’re meant to provide according to an agreement that clearly isn’t in our favour. We demand double the pay, and for that to double when fares increase in 2027. #YarraTrams

Tram Cops are back in action, after a couple of months of Government endorsed fare evasion. Because fares are now half price, they’ll be fining twice as many to make up the difference, or just fining you twice if you’re a Eshay, even with a valid Myki. #YarraTrams

#YarraTrams handy travel tip. Set the date on your phone back one month, and then you still get free travel. Just say it’s daylight month savings time, no one will know the difference.

Yo yo yo check it out! MC DC coming at ya, with all the noise, and poppin’ words. Well my name is Depot Cat, and that’s a fact. I’m here to drop knowledge with my fully sick raps. Raps or wraps, a wrap is a kebab. Kabab me up now or you know I’m gonna scratch. ~Depot Cat

The AFL are having 5 weeks of bye rounds, so we’re also saying bye-bye and not running any Extra Footy Trams. If they can’t be bothered putting in a full effort, why should we?* #YarraTrams *Yes we do do a full effort, trying hard everyday. It’s why we’re known as try hards.

Throwback Thursday: In 2003 Eurotram Porto 018 visited Melbourne as a demonstration of the tram’s abilities. The tests went so badly that Telstra Dome changed its name to distance itself from the incriminating photos of the tram near it. #YarraTrams

Testing of the new G class tram is going well. They are meeting the western suburbs standards of driving off at the servo without paying, doing burnouts on damp roads at night, and being abusive to other road users for doing only 10km/h over the posted speed limit. #YarraTrams

Tram Cops today are getting excited because it’s less than a week until they can start fining people again. Due to how hyped up they are, please don’t give them any red cordial, or we’ll never get them back in their cages at the end of the day. #YarraTrams

#YarraTrams would like to introduce you to our second new high performance manager, who will really lead the way with proven results, particularly in the Airport West region. Welcome aboard Brad Scott.

Our Performance Results for Jan, Feb, Mar, and Apr are in. We were wondering why it took so long, and the Government have said it was due to a disruptive passenger. That is a really flimsy excuse, and we won’t accept such a throwaway line..., oh we see what they did. #YarraTrams

When they said they wanted a photo capturing my best side, to greet people at the airport, this is not what I signed up for. Someone is going to get a lot of scratches for this. ~Depot Cat

Extra Footy Trams for Sir Doug Nicholls round, and Dreamtime At The G tonight. If you intend to catch the tram to any of the matches so you can heckle and boo First Nations people, your best option is to stay at home having a good hard look at yourself in the mirror. #YarraTrams

This was not a good pizza. Very thin, tasteless, and now everything is dark. ⭐️⭐️⭐️. ~Depot Cat

Throwback Thursday: Date unknown. Prime Minister Bob Hawke stole a tram and drove it across the country. We have no idea where he ended up, and the tram has never returned. #YarraTrams

At #YarraTrams we value your feedback. So a simple question today: Would you rather remove all your skin with a cheese grater and then bath in a tub of vinegar, or catch a @fakemetrotrains.bsky.social service? Your answer will help to improve services across the network. Thanks.

After careful analysis of the Federal Budget (we heard someone talking about it down the pub) we’ve found once again there is nothing at all for #YarraTrams. Due to this we are forced to raise fares by 40% to ensure our investors maintain their expected profits for the next year.

Whoa what a big week it’s been. So glad the weekend is finally here. What do you mean it’s only Monday? I’m a cat, I don’t understand the concept of time. All I know is that it’s kebab time so hurry up with it. ~Depot Cat

With rain forecast for the next few days #YarraTrams would like to remind passengers of correct umbrella use. *Before alighting, open your umbrella at least three stops before you leave the tram, to ensure it works. *When boarding, shake off the water after you have sat down.

Today is IDAHOBIT Day! 🏳️‍🌈 If you have an issue with that, then don’t catch a tram. No buts, no ifs, no arguments. We are no place for your phobia. #YarraTrams

I don’t know what country I have washed up on the beach drunk this time, but I need a kebab right now, so hurry up human and get me one. ~Depot Cat

No Extra Footy Trams tonight, and none needed until late arvo tomorrow for the AFL. So if your local footy team would like a footy tram service this weekend, let us know. We’ll even park around the boundary and ding the gong when a goal is scored. #YarraTrams

Throwback Thursday: Signal box located at St Kilda Junction from 1929 until the redevelopment of St Kilda Junction in the late 1960’s. The Signalman handled around 1,050 trams per day, and these days has been replaced by a gunzel playing TramSim on a PS5. #YarraTrams

It’s very foggy this morning, so if you think your tram hasn’t shown up, it’s because you missed it in the fog, not because it never ran. Try calling out “Marco” to find the next one. #YarraTrams

#YarraTrams would like to announce our new high performance and winning results manager, who will ensure longterm success for the company. Welcome aboard Michael Voss.

While Tram Cops can’t currently fine you for not having a valid Myki, they can fine and harass you for other things, like having your feet on the seats, offensive language, not sharing your doughnuts, being a soft target, or common racial profiling. #YarraTrams

It’s a cold and frosty start to the day today, almost as cold and frosty as the reception we got from mum yesterday after giving her a new vacuum for Mother’s Day. If she doesn’t want one, why does she keep complaining about the one she uses every day? #YarraTrams

This is a great reminder that if you’re going to tell people about service disruptions caused by a rally, do it 5 hours after it starts. That way you’ll be getting services back on track before anyone notices. #YarraTrams

It’s Mother’s Day, so I have to look after the kittens. They aren’t my kids, but I get lots of sympathy votes, and it gets me out of having to look after any of them for the rest of the year. ~Depot Cat

Rawwwr! I’m a spider. Give me all of your kebabs before I spider you with my thing that spiders do. ~Depot Cat

No Extra Footy Trams tonight, due to the games being played interstate. It’s a good thing actually, because top bloke Davo is leaving so we have his piss up on tonight. That means no Extra Footy Trams tomorrow either, because we’ll all still be blotto. #YarraTrams

Throwback Thursday: With the introduction of the XT2 on the Upfield line, let’s remember the plan in the 1980’s to convert the line to lightrail. It’s still a great idea, and we’ll try again next weekend when nobody is looking. #YarraTrams

Through careful scientific analysis of Myki use, here at #YarraTrams we have been able to determine which kind of tram you are, based on your birth month. If you don’t agree with the findings, try being born in a different month next time.

And we’ll do it again too!

Tram Cops today are targeting anyone who doesn’t have a valid Myki. We know it is free travel at the moment, but their thuggery skills are dropping and they need to practice somewhere, ever since the illegal cage fights at the back of the depot got shut down. #YarraTrams

Here’s a pic showing the average IQ of public transport passengers, ever since it was made free. #MayTheFourth be with you. #YarraTrams

#MayTheFourth be with you has a different meaning for us here at #YarraTrams. It means may the fourth tram be with you able to board, because the last three were overcrowded.

#MayTheFourth be with you, because you’ll need all the help you can when I attack. I’m a straight shooter who knows what droids I’m looking for, it’s the kebab delivery droids. ~Depot Cat

It’s Star Wars day today, and we’d like to remind all passengers on Route 96 to put their lightsabers away. You’re not in a duel, pull up your pants and stop the indecent exposure. #MayTheFourth be with you. #YarraTrams

I’m just a pwretty widdle puddy tat who needs a kebabibab. No. Can’t do that cutesy thing, it’s so annoying. Just get me a kebab or get scratched, or both if you really push it champ. ~Depot Cat

It’s a full moon tonight, but thankfully it doesn’t affect me at alllllllll. ~Depot Cat

The Melbourne Knife Show is happening this weekend at the Kensington Town Hall, which can easily be accessed from Route 57. Oh the irony. #YarraTrams

Throwback Thursday: Moonee Ponds Junction in 1964, taken from a tram at the then Route 82 terminus, while former VR 52 runs a special. The junction has changed significantly since then, going downhill ever since the Ansett billboard was removed. #YarraTrams

It’s said that if you build it they will come. Well here at #YarraTrams we’re flipping the script. If you wait somewhere for a tram that has no trams, we will build a tramline.* *Date of construction unknown.

As free travel continues across all public transport, it has caused an increased number of flaws in the system, that lead to major delays and disruptions, due to their incapability with public transport. Flaws, or as they are more commonly referred to as “passengers”. #YarraTrams

Do not use this app! When I got the acting gig, they said it was a big role, I was duped! Besides, the camera adds ten kilos, and they used many cameras. ~Depot Cat

Heading to @mcec today for the Women Deliver 2026 Conference? We've got two ways to get you to the event. Female driven trams that go straight there. Male driven trams that mansplain a better way to get there. Details: bit.ly/3QunGLb #YarraTrams #WD2026