Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/

Stop asking the internet. Just do it. Experement!

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Chowder in a breadbowl kinda day, and my brain forgot what it was called soon as I made it to the register.

More of this kind of reporting. Thank you. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

FOLKS: I'M INSANELY FAR BEHIND ON THE NOVEMBER FUNDRAISER AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT RAPIDLY, SO IF YOU *CAN* MISS ANY AMOUNT: PAYPAL IN BIO. HELP.

Happy Saturday everyone! I'm a fused glass artist specializing in jewelry. This winter I'm branching into wreaths that make great decorations for walls, windows & Christmas trees. I sell at nora.jewelry. I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.

seems bad

I love tiny birds. I love it when they fly into the tree over your head to feed on a buffet of aphids and any other tiny bite-sized critters they can snap up.

Gave Mom her phone back after a fair amount of cognitive recovery, but now I fear it's causing harm and/or may be the real cause of this whole crisis cause it was already a confusing device to begin with.

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

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Could be about anyone. 12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave! www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo #illustration #medieval #cute

What do you name a kitten who shows up in your house on Halloween?

It's been years, but I finally have a second chance to make the recipe I call "Cornbread Weenies from Hell" because I had a dream where I went to Hell, and they were serving something very specific and easy to remember. Friend of mine called it Corndog Pie, which is fine if you're boring.

Accidentally fixed the timer on my air fryer toaster oven. I was working around the problem because I hate replacing things and will use them beyond broken. Even more so with too many things having unnecessary computers inside of them that break long before mechanical failure.

Somebody please invent macular regeneration for my mother's sake.

URGENCY GROWING

I made soup. But where did I get the recipe? MY BRAIN! Because it's full of cooking knowledge that I can use to make delicious things. I don't need imitation thought machines.

I have had to deal with a family/personal ongoing crisis for nearly 2 months. Things are improving on that, but I didn't bother to vote on prop 50. Also, my governor is a terrible man who harms the poorest of the poor and buddies up with bigots. This idea might be okay, but don't let him be prez.

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Here are the sculptures available on my shop : bisonrimant.fr You can greatly help me by sharing this post, if you want to ✌️

Oh, hey, cue up the dancing crabs! A horrible man has died!

Meeting today to discuss Mom's immediate future. After her call last night about planning to escape, this might take longer than I had hoped.

New awareness campaign

Glad I don't have to sit here angry at a baseball game at 10pm.

I have a stray kitten in my house. This fuzzy baby is trying to pal around with my big boy but is afraid of this biped walking around in my skin. I mean me. I am the biped.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Thank you, weed, for pushing away the bad feelings I collected today.

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

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okay so here’s the idea: fundraiser for tbd new mexico org to keep people clothed/fed/housed/warm, selling glass guys, as pictured below. but this time they come with a one-of-a-kind lore zine, using a handmade tracery generator; i mail it to you with the guy.

Wow. Anti-woke gamers are a bunch of stupid-ass whiney fucking babies. Lol

I have a dinosaur tattoo. Though I easily hide it under a sleeve, it is perfectly safe for impressing children.

As I say every year, there’s no reason to treat the Globes like a legitimate award bestowed by a real organization.

Starting to get a little angry every time I hear mention of Oz and they're not talking about Australia.

Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈

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shares on this would be a help bc im gonna be at the protest with stickers

I made this meme for all of you. You know what to do.