I'm sure slathering patients' whole body in ultrasound gel won't make their technology any hornier

Cannot wait for whoever owns the Alf IP to start scouring Bkuesky.

Ayoade would kill as the doctor. And may I suggest a companion?

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

it's also funny that approximately every iconic and delicious national dish is the product not just of cultural cross-pollination but fairly recent cultural cross-pollination. tacos al pastor vs. chicken tikka masala vs. banh mi vs. gumbo vs. carbonara vs. croissant vs. idk spam musubi BATTLE ROYALE

My opinion on world cuisines is that there is delicious food to be had everywhere and I would like to eat as much of it as possible.

Jalen Brunson, Ballon dOr <beat drops>

Scott McTominayyyyyyyyy, Ballon d'Or

Nancy 6/13/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 2

What gender coding is that epic amount of fried onions?

Drop the Fast, more space for the Furious

Buttigieg: We sit in a in a country that's got the wrong number of people on the Supreme Court, possibly the wrong number of representatives in the House of Representatives. And by the way, when you consider the disenfranchisement of the people of DC, we have the wrong number of states in the US

Scran

Exactly. Anyone who wants to ensure this doesn’t happen again and that enforcement isn’t left up to random homegrown judges should be advocating for the players to unionize and sign a CBA with the conference or whatever org outlives the NCAA.

Literalize the metaphor of these guys all up your ass

We should be warp speeding this shit

Halo was in the closet making bisexual lighting and the lighting looked at me and made me queer

Wat

Of course MGP voted for this. Good to complete the list of misanthropic turds in government.

Fleeting thought, I kind of wish Elordi had played the monster instead of Bale in The Bride

This hits something that's been getting me with my Columbo rewatch: all these shitheel rich guys always realize he got them, then smile and quietly go with the patrolmen. Sorry, those sorts are going to melt the fuck down at that point.

I'm not fan of bills of attainder but if there were ever a case it would be for a law that requires passersby to punch this asshole

First read this as Darth Itchy and thought hell yeah, this game made Chewbacca's pervert dad into a Sith Lord

Lovitz was great in (the very bananas) Southland Tales as a cop, don't discount this counterfactual

For comparison, more than 13,000 eligible federal inmates were released early to home confinement during COVID, a policy which the Trump administration tried to reverse. By 2023, only 22 had reoffended.

Legit gonna listen to this on repeat at work tomorrow.

"If you spell it like that, 007, you'll never convince Zorin you're a horse breeder."

C+CMF been splitting into factions since sidelining Martha Walsh

Okay, this goes a long way to help after the mess of the off-season and the lost year.

Fisher Stevens got a hobby

IMO the residence for the head of state should also be a dump dwarfed by the adjoining offices, like 10 Downing Street.

Fix You: A Knives Out Mystery

hard to find a way to make "UFC event on the White House lawn" more embarrassing but "it's a birthday party for the President" somehow does it

"I sit in a normal snake throne with my wife"

This sort of thing is one of the best parts about this country and anyone who doesn’t agree is my enemy

Off topic some, but this made me have a panic that the Marys Club (PDX) mural was lost when they moved. I'm very thankful to find the mural was carefully relocated too #heritage

Choosing to now believe in The Secret to bring Zlatan stuffing Lalas in a locker into the universe.

So, a quick story. I have been at @comicpalooza.bsky.social, been swamped with long lines almost the entire weekend so far, and there was this very nice gentleman named Jin (not sure of the spelling). He came the first day and said he was bringing books the next day to get signed. 1/

This needs to spread, like the kids doing speed runs into scientology buildings.

This is monstrous, evil shit "Cemetery officials confirmed to Task & Purpose that the pages were unpublished” to meet recent orders by President Donald Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth targeting race and gender-related language and policies in the military."

This is all great news, but I also appreciate that the photographer got this shot like a freeze frame at the end of a TV show

Dome wouldn't even fit the ballroom SMH

kathleen turner in this has to be in the running for the hottest a woman has ever been in a movie, right?

The Founders loved all that Rome shut but never found a modern way to make Secessio Plebis work SMH

This will only end in a @wtyppod.bsky.social episode

This is the AI version of that Wale skit about Crank Dat Flying Squirrel

Real question: if we've only seen Yoda and Yaddle from that species and Grogu was canonically a youngling during Order 66, was there some Y-game happening in the Jedi Temple?