$20 for me to apostille **10 DIFFERENT** vital records in Chicago $26 for me to apostille **2 DIFFERENT** vital records in New York make it make sense

this is how i text @hypetaph.bsky.social and @sessu.bsky.social now that they live here

if you told me 5 years ago that id be THIS into home improvement projects now, id never believe you lmao

Oh, hey. Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy". Let that sink in. Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.

woke up to them having stolen our street!!!

took forever but i finally set up my computer and desk again after our move. its literally been like 2 months holy shit

having fun at the thrift store

luring @hyenablood.yeen.world back to chicago by texting him "come visit! the weather is so nice it will make you mentally ill!" in the most enthusiastic way possible

AHHHHH

a gift perfect for @cellmate.bsky.social

alien earth is truly full of god's most beautiful creatures

jk

my accursed familiar

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

heehee

i should do something REALLY whimsical

big day for catholic guilt!!!!

do you think @furfest.org would be angry with me if i just wheeled in a 200 lb antique church pulpit and pews into the lobby and gave a sermon

lmao i paid $6 for it

Hey furries: all that work that's been done to pressure payment processors not to ban NSFW and queer media will be for nothing if any of these bills pass. I know democracy is dead in the US but we have a duty to try anyway. Peep the linked post for info about what you can do to help.

just finished Weapons!

we were like 15 mins into our minneapolis trip before i already picked up something off fb marketplace lmao

Jimmy Buffet got me dancing with Pazuzu

FOUND MY LABUBUS

minnesota we are COMING

our family trip to olive garden @hyenablood.yeen.world

@catboiardee.bsky.social is a demon

fighting with every fiber of my being to NOT bid on the church altar

somehow the algorithm is mistakenly showing me listings that are absolutely intended for @wryote.bsky.social

I'm seeing less posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them, and losing them money. Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of.

me: curb alert! free items! first come first serve. will not reply to messages. them:

facebook marketplace in the club on a saturday afternoon

I'm telling her boyfriend where to buy guitar pedals

:) 🔫 @hyenablood.yeen.world

this post perpetually lives in my head and it is, without a doubt, @hyenablood.yeen.world and me when we are 3 days into hanging out and our neurons are fully entangled

gender goal is now the robot that lets padme die of a broken heart and just says "Ooba!"

my problematic little peccadillo is that if someone became a furry during covid lockdowns or later and tries to express an opinion about the fandom to me my eyes glaze over white and the angel's chorus drowns out their heretical tongue

what can i say. theyve got some great ideas on there.

constantly referring to facebook marketplace as the marketplace of ideas

Watching YouTube vids on Chernobyl "if I took photos of the elephant's foot I would simply take better photos" @catboiardee.bsky.social

If I took the photos they wouldn't look like shit!

WHOAH MOMMA, RELEASE ME FROM THIS MAGIC ORB!!!

air conditioner stopped working right before its gonna be super hot all week! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

speaking french in a midwestern accent just turns it into simlish

fb now thinks i fucking LOVE vintage cigarette company merch

nothing like waking up at 8am and deciding to email a bakery to ask if they have any photos of your dead great great grandfather that worked there almost 100 years ago

people on facebook marketplace are so incredible. "this is LIKE NEW! no signs of wear or use! here's a picture of it laying in the fucking grass on my lawn!" 🧍‍♀️