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First time at a climbing gym since moving to Chicago

Vegas was a mistake

all these young twinks in deftones crop tops making me feel like an ancient mummy

Music make me lose control

There's so many odors

Flight so bouncy the old guy dressed up as a cowboy wouldn't sit down cuz he got at least one more rodeo in him

"I could be a surgeon!" - @catboiardee.bsky.social

paws crossed like a lil faguette

Boots with the fur

VGA 2025

How many flutes this man have?

The way my phone crashed after tj sent me 1.5k 9/11s.

it 4:21am but im not a quitter

where the goober?!

Getting Elf'd on "vodka and other than standard orange wine" at MFF

"I feel Gumby stretching and drying." - @tjkollyn.bsky.social with his new neck tattoo

oh no

I gave @catboiardee.bsky.social a ring that matches my ring and then they said yes!

🚬🥬🐯

Ozzy now Brent wtf why all my old metal heroes growing up dying this sucks

@catboiardee.bsky.social is a demon

im kinda surprised i havent posted this here. #animation #skating

Watching YouTube vids on Chernobyl "if I took photos of the elephant's foot I would simply take better photos" @catboiardee.bsky.social

im tired of pretending french is a real language

@catboiardee.bsky.social wielding bath and body works room spray shouting "NOW YOU'LL SMELL GOOD IN HELL" as she douses a fly in the pungent aerosol and proceeds to not die before I squish it

seeing a kid being gifted a GUN on tiktok and someone commenting "back to school gift" 🫠 how that even show up on my feed lmao

Don't let him deceive you he will bite

quesadillas @catboiardee.bsky.social

Peekachew

✨ The journey to LVFC begins ✨

Not my dumbass thinking "I should get a new badge for LVFC. I haven't gotten a new badge in like a decade" then remembering LVFC is in like a week lmao

here's Bruce who just got back from the vet for the second time this week! He got some meds for a sneezy nasal infection 🤧 #caturday

big baby got his radar dish ears stuffed with antibiotic GOOP. Poor lil fella prone to ear infections

SQUIRE BRUCE

I can't believe Jimmy Beast killed all those people on his squid games

I feel like a plate of spaghetti that's been left out on the counter for half a day

I wore my pink underwear to Fang and all I got was a great time with friends

all of a sudden I'm a bullshit amount of drunk and I hate this

Grinch pilled

oh no

I put on a malort onesie and I am not responsible for any actions that may have been committed during that period of time because it wasn't me but the spirit of Carl Jeppson possessing my physical body

"This onesie brings out a darkness. Everyone's mad at me!!!" - @tjkollyn.bsky.social

great work team @tjkollyn.bsky.social @cyancrux.sheath.city