people grumpy that the fallout show portrays the brotherhood as kind of Bad meanwhile i remember the very first quest they send you on in fallout 1 is basically a suicide mission they just send you on to get rid of you lol

in my sleep last night i turned to TJ and very harshly said "Don't you FUCKING dare." and i have no memory of why

killing @sessu.bsky.social 's phone battery with 100 longlegs stickers on bump

thinking about welcome to derry + IT movies and how the most effective way of beating pennywise is just to relentlessly gaslight it

speaking into the hidden microphone in my car that They put there: Mazda, kill! I then speed over the median and change the entire course of history for a single Dunkin Donuts location.

Thanks speed racer wiki!

i want to play the raw thrills arcade games at round1 with @cellmate.bsky.social again 😔

chumming the waters in the family group chat by asking who is hosting christmas

holy shit welcome to derry

Do I know anyone that lives in/near Washington DC that could do me an important favor???

F

i saw a baby and said death stranding 3 immediately (i was wrong)

man keighley could not sound less excited for some of these games he's offhandedly announcing lmao

PODRACING

Wow!

mentioning that Todd Howard will be presenting an award and then following it immediately with mentioning an announcement nobody saw coming

EVANESCENCE??

game awards spending a bunch of time on trailers and literally not giving people a chance to give a speech after the awards is soooo insane lol

OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!

keep having it re-hit me that we have a WEDDING TO PLAN

using the furry stalker app to assert my rightful place as queen of every costco in the midwest

the taste/smell this thing left upon my person literally followed me for several hours. Vile.

Meeting up with @catboiardee.bsky.social and realizing we both continue to use the cursed relic lanyards of old was chef kiss 👌 Missed you cat 💜 RF 4eva

yknow, just a casual 15 hour sleep to end the convention ☠️

descending from heaven to deliver @kaimti.me pasta salad in the lobby at 1am

"Daddy's little dress code violation is ready!" - @cyancrux.sheath.city

keeping a running counter of how many years of Pain Cube everyone has been sentenced to this weekend

im gonna be so real god tests me every con by placing people that don't shower / emit poisonous clouds of BO near me and im genuinely at the point of probably getting really mean about it

i love convention :)

SENTENCE: 500 YEARS IN THE PAIN CUBE

*dracula flow voice* The Elf got me talking like an Oblivion NPC.

I have sentenced so many people to 100 years in the pain cube this weekend. :)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

"Thats still soju. You can taste the ceiling! I'm conditioned against mesothelioma now." @cyancrux.sheath.city

YOUR DISCUSSION POSTS ARE DUE TOMORROW!!! HURRY!!!!!

my rum and cokes have become rum and sprites which have become rum and sprite and apple pie everclears

i still smell syrup

you don't have enough Illithid Tadpoles to have my substance saturday stickers

Getting Elf'd on "vodka and other than standard orange wine" at MFF

the elf buzzball lingers for SO LONG in your mouth oh my GOD

FUCK OFF

"Do you know the skin doll?" - @hypetaph.bsky.social

They're giving away FREE Legionnaires' disease in the dealers den!! Run!! Don't wait!

"I will break up with my husband and marry a wicker beast."

how did you send me 130 messages @drwildlife.bsky.social im gonna vomit

"I feel Gumby stretching and drying." - @tjkollyn.bsky.social with his new neck tattoo

i have unlocked the ability to make anything into a temporary tattoo and that is a dark power i should not have

im hungry can someone accidentally order jimmy johns to my hotel room instead of theirs again?

DESPERATELY seeking soup in the lobby. channeling @hyenablood.yeen.world

everyone in my room is ASLEEP and i am NOT and somehow every object in the room makes the most noise imaginable