Dave Church
@davechurch.bsky.social
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📝 2015
Baseball, rants, dad jokes. Now bluer!
As we get into Transactions Season, the pedant in me is begging for people to know the difference between "resign" and "re-sign"
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Old friend alert
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youtu.be/slT5WcWNq_s?...
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Wow! Didn't expect that. Might work out well for everyone, he gets to rebuild his value, Jays get a badly needed rotation piece
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Nopevember
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Good update on the “new” product diversion strategy for losing teams’ championship merchandise. This has been in place since 2017, they don’t distribute it through World Vision anymore.
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Video Game History Foundation
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Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Buddy at work took his wife to the ER this weekend and waited 16 hours, baseball sadness morphed pretty quick into unquenchable rage at the Alberta government's dismantling of health care
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Drew
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You can, in fact, go home again
open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...
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Fortune's always hiding
I'm forever blowing bubbles
https://open.substack.com/pub/fairservice/p/fortunes-always-hiding?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
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I've got a dad back
17 days ago
I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
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Katie Heindl
4 days ago
for continuity: currently at a diner eating breakfast choking up every time a person in jays gear walks by while “still the one” plays
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Marc Normandin
4 days ago
History plays out very differently if the Braves agree to give Freeman the extra year and the Red Sox don't drop Mookie in a salary dump and instead pay an MVP still in his 20s a deal they should have tripped over themselves agreeing to once he asked for it.
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Ol' Roy
5 days ago
Whatever you're feeling right now is totally warranted. As always. Don't let anyone else tell you how to be a fan of baseball.
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I don't know. I'm not ready to be anything but sad yet. Tough one, but there's no game tomorrow, and the path back is hard. What a season, but... man, they were so close. It sucks.
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Drew
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Marc Normandin
5 days ago
Dodgers winning obviously sucks but Yamamoto just did some legend shit, gotta give it up for that
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The one thing Kirk couldn't do there. Rats.
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Welp. Going to be fun to look back on, but crappy right now. Thanks for the ride, friends.
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OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY PLEASE PLEASE
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Should of walked Vlad imo
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Fred Thompson
5 days ago
Need a little bit more Blue Jays magic please.
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Can somebody tell Roberts to have Kershaw ready for Barger
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That's the game. Fuck. They put Vlad on, and it's over.
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Feels like Game 3. pulled the good hitters, and the longer the game goes, the less good I feel. They needed to end it in 9, too many missed chances.
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Okay. Top of the order coming up. At least we didn't take out all our good hiGODDAMMIT
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But if Dominguez walks a guy in, I swear to God
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Just get out and hit again, fellas. Come on. Please.
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Fuck. All the missed opportunities coming back to bite them.
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Paul Fairie
5 days ago
what if instead of sports we chose happiness
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I get that Dominguez probably needs to pitch after warming eleventy billion times, but ooooooof
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Sadly, no, I remember a 2015 game where the Royals hit like five Blue Jays after a warning and it was Aaron Sanchez hitting a guy that got him tossed
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He was out, the foot came off but touched before the slide happened
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Bobby Big Wheel
5 days ago
Welp, good thing they put in the pinch runner for Bo Bichette
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This fucking game, fuck
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Yamamoto is the Terminator. Go get him, Kirky. What a battle.
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Right guys coming up. As a smart woman would say, not worried, no quit. Let's win it here.
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Minor Leaguer
5 days ago
It's been my privilege to have experienced this season with you all here, after our exile from the other place. Thanks for joining. đź’™ I will post again later, but it's phone down time.
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No regrets, he smoked that ball
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No bunting, swing the bat Andres
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Dave Roberts just cannot resist bringing his starters in relief in tough spots, it's incredible
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Where's Clement going?
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Weirdly worried about playoff hero Kike first here, go get 8 runs and make it a non-issue
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Marc Normandin
5 days ago
"You're cheering for that guy?" re: his politics in baseball is an impossible task, man. You just gotta let that one go. We can count the definitely not chuds on our fingers.
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Head up, Trey. You did great.
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It was never going to be easy. Wow.
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8 days ago
One thing that rocks about the Blue Jays being on the national stage that broadcasters simply won't put them on in the regular season allows for is everyone realizing/remembering that Vlad is actually a real damn solid first baseman with great instincts
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Ooof. Maybe Dominguez should pitch this one after all?
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Nopevember
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NEVER BUNT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
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Gimenez shows bunt for five pitches, Clement steals second, and then he swings the bat for the first time and gets a double. Textbook.
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Bassitt had his worst inning all postseason, ah. Who gets the next one, I wonder?
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Would be nice if Varsho woke up here
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