It is 2026 and several of my synapses have just exploded with the Cleopatra cover of 'I want you back'.

I may not achieve much, but today I'm definitely the Best Human

Think of the most random of random TV shows you can possibly think of. Now post a GIF of it. (Tbh feels extremely significant and not random at all, but I couldn't find a gif for Defenders of the Earth, which was my intuitive pick)

Sofie the cat often startles awake and cries, these small confused noises while looking around. I know this can be a learned behavior, or even a kind of stretch/yawn, but I also know too many ugly stories and they all come to mind when she does this and that's why I'm ineptly purring at her thankyo

It's commonly known that cats meow at humans, and not at other cats, but I know some who do. Of COURSE Her Highness the cat is speaking to Sofie the cat when she goes "Mreěpp?!", and is not, oh, yelling "HUMAN! THE OTHER ONE IS IN MY PERSONAL SPACE, ATTEND TO THIS AT ONCEpleaseIamverysmolthankyou"

*picks up book* *flings it firmly into the sea* *waits gloomily for it to win the bookyman manman book prize*

Maltrakterende maskinoversettelser i nettsjapper (ukomplett liste) : Katte søppel (cat litter, altså sand) Børste (brush, men spesifikt en pensel)

Me: ok so i tried not taking the cgrp inhibitor bc neurologist said i needed to test if i could and this 24 hr needle eyeball says lol no i can't, so i am in a vulnerable state rn World: hello hello have you seen this janky waffle iron that makes janky waffles WITH A CAT ON THEM

This meme just snuck into my house and punched me straight in the face

So uh...I opened Nomad Sculpt /for the first time/ and made a crime and threw it into the 3d printer just to SEE that it would actually accept the exported stl and...it did. This is the crime I made

Jeg trenger svensk ekspertise: Timeplanen min for et fag nevner "fredagsjärven", og jeg trooor ikke det er snakk om en slags wolverine. Hva mener de med järven?

This must be the tiredest moomin ever depicted, and I kinda find it alarming that someone had ebough insight to know it was a perfect thing to slap on a tote bag for money (I am able to resist because of the dumb brand logo underneath) (And also the hoard of totes already owned)

I took the tumble dryer throne and put it in the washing machine and now it's tumble-warm and clean and back in its place and Her Highness the cat is _furious_ about it 😬

Leonora Carrington's 'The horrible story of the little meats'.

Crop from a spread of Robyn Eversole's "East dragon, west dragon". If you read picture books, you get to have knights that are like a mild rodent infestation in a dragon home, and that's the kind of thing I always want to have in my head. Look at them

Can't sleep, making abt 17 unhinged library reservations, crying because my cat headbutted my temple and made the concern-mrrpt-noise and is a warm floofy cloud

Here's the thing: As a young boy, at some point you find out that the world hates "weak, but kind" much, much more than it hates "capable, but evil," because it figures the second one can be reformed into something useful to society. 1/3

I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE

My tense jaw is out of control and is maaybe the cause of fairly recently developed constant tinnitus, which, oh boy, MAKES ME MORE TENSE. I have night guard etc, but prolly need to try the botox fix, and [jurassic park noise] it is the WORST fucking thing to try to research and price check

Is the most evil papercut the one that situates itself in the fold on the inside of the top finger joint? Sources say very yes

Look just because I like footwear that looks wide and stubby- those images weren't labeled with size and the clicks do not mean I have ANY interest in products for infants 😤

-De syke og arbeidsløse døgeniktene klarer ikke engang å gi djerve nav-ansatte en meningsfylt hverdag 🧐

year of the gorse

So these are photos of me ironing some fabric. The absence of iron and fabric is reality meekly deferring to the authority of Her Highness

Plantevenner: kan jeg ta for gitt at denne kun merket "grønnplante" på kiwi er en grønnrenner? (Et par katter vil bli ekstatiske, men jeg tar ikke sjansen uidentifisert)

I got some comics from the library bc of some list of best picks 2025, and it's just as well I don't remember whose list it was, because I have had a terrible time with them and had to re-read some Chris Gooch to regain enthusiasm for anything at all. 🫡 not naming names bc firmly "It's not FOR me"

I've reread Night Watch this last day cycle and my entire body is responding like this was a direly needed nutrient. Vimes and politics and power and being a young twerp so that you can become an older slightly-less-twerp. It burns, but comforts

I feel I cannot stress enough how 'AI' products serve, intentionally or not, to reestablish the control of a very small group of people over language and expression, a new form of digital boot. One hopes the proliferation of open models may push back on this. Or the Butlerian Jihad. Either way.

Herregud jeg savner den gode tiden da de eneste norske reklamene jeg hørte på podcaster var for Fiken

Hey, this is your reminder that @georgiacooked.bsky.social and I are making The Deepest Dark for #ZineMonth! It's a GM-less, tragic horror ttrpg about getting trapped underground. (If we want to get into Zinetopia, we need 400 followers in the next week.) Please sign up for updates!

Temperatures have reached real winter. I know this because 1) I can't use fingerprint biometric until spring, my fingers are now too inhuman. 2) Her Highness has installed herself on the tumble dryer throne in the Warmest Room and WILL NOT come down. Not even when I say "dinner" repeatedly

This face is the "I'm Waiting, capital W, for you to go to bed, peasant, lowercase p."-face.

Insane stress dream that included: group oil painting competition, a rental student flat I forgot I rented, that also included a pissed off roommate who had not touched my dirty dishes abandoned for years, a significant other I kept forgetting even existed (who was an amalgam of two people), eggs!,

Det finnes selvtilfredse folk, og så finnes jeg. En telefonselger ringte med et tilbud på "en samlebok med knallsterke Donald-historier". Han begynte å ramse opp tegneserieskaperne, og jeg svarte "Vidar, Imma let you finish, but ... 😎Jeg er med i den😎"

My ego cannot handle this much celebration of When I Sit Down On The Couch

Elegant

Best mood investment this recent month: subscription to Kagi. A search engine that doesn't enrage me every time I use it (which is apparently a lot, because I used all the free searches in...one afternoon)

Sure sure you have a job and make money and all but do you have a neck warmer who self-activates when you lay down and provides a variety of ASMR experiences while radiating heat and an aromatic kibble breath?

behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media

Vomiting excessive amounts of lines onto paper is a self-soothing behavior (and my clenching jaws are responsible)

Back when other human still didn't share a home with me and Her Highness, I showed him videos of @maryrobinettekowal.com's cat Elsie with her Button Talk skills. We often talk about the buttons, kind of conclude Her Highness -already- knows how to train me to respons to specific actions, and...

I can't sleep and it's terrible to be stranded in my skull with the rattling brain working out whether a ship shifter is a human who can shape shift into a ship OR a ship that can shift into another kind of ship

Your Highness. You are a pokemon, Your Highness

...Here are two panels from volume 2 of the Hobtown Mystery Stories, "The cursed hermit". My library DOES NOT have volume 3, but it exists, so that's the year's very first frivolous-but-direly-needed purchase. CONSIDER THE NOBLE FROG (Bertin & Forbes, published by Oni Press)

This is an astonishingly accurate kind of zodiac

The human's christmas gift for me was delayed, so I received it late last night. Ah, Lithium Electric grinding machine, surely nothing terrible will result of putting this item in my hands

Dette kan jeg hjelpe @thorsepus.bsky.social med! Man starter med en dings. Hvis dingsen er et slags åttetall får du en klassisk gitar. Hvis dingsen er skakk og fiskete er det nok en elektrisk en.

surely a new bag will fix what’s wrong with me

Thanks for your input! I...bought The Wandering Village instead 😋

My human will be doing normal people stuff tonight and I will gratefully hide at home with cats and maybe an experimental instant pot mac and cheese. No one HAS TO like the noisy day! The noisy day can be rejected! Also it is rude of it to occur mid-week, honestly