Meanwhile, at Spurs...

Now go and TWAT them at Camp Nou. #NUFC

Runs of Elanga and Osula are fantastic. But...

Fair play, Taylor. I'd have gone on my arse multi-tasking that. @podonthetyne.bsky.social #NUFC

God I would love to be in that bloody stadium now. #NUFC #Barca

South Tyneside Council having a good day.

Well, the attack on Iran will end up killing thousands and raise gas prices while strengthening Russia, but at least it won't distract from the fact that the President of the United States raped children. Jesus Christ, we are in hell.

In amongst all the #NUFC fun and games in town before Saturday's match, it dawned on me how chillingly accurate Sam Fender's lyrics in Hypersonic Missiles now are...

...That does sound like an excuse.

The party literally born of misogyny dies on #InternationalWomensDay We got a small win.

Absolutely SEISMIC difference between that team and teams like us. Bloody depressing really. Life goes on. At least I'm chewed up enough to now stay up and work the F2 race from Oz...

Ok, so adding Partridge commentary to the Osula goal has worked FAR too well... #NUFC

William Osula's engine was INCREDIBLE on Newcastle's winner against Man United. 💪

Accidentally saw some Twatter opinions from Man Utd fans. WOW they are unhinged, entitled and peculiar...

Football should only be watched in (Brazilian) Portuguese. #SoundOn #nufc #golaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaçooooo

Morning. #NUFC

Just next to Wor Jackie then aye? Papers submitted to the council. #NUFC

Ws IN THE FUCKING CHAT! #NUFC

Genuinely think I've managed to catch hay fever. In the house. In March.

We go again. #NUFC *Exhales in Blaydon Races*

I'm beyond rattled now. I might have to fully commit to Shields soon for my own health. #NUFC

I just cannot deal with these goalkeepers. Just disappear from my world please. #NUFC

Decided that changing the word 'baby' to 'Bruno' in Kylie's 'Love at First Sight' is absolutely worth becoming a new #NUFC chant. *I'm very tired from half term

Fucking THIS.

The very thought of facing Joelinton over two legs has got them sweating 🤣😭

Post something green ✅️

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

🚨BREAKING🚨 Robert Jenrick has defected from Reform to the Greens.

Hello darkness my old friend...

What a morning. There's flood warnings from all the right wing grifters and moron conventions from their bedwetting activities.

The right are furious that a white, English tradesperson got elected.

Bloody nora. Can we not just have a nice easy night??? #NUFC

DON'T GET INJURED. Also get into them! #NUFC

Just to show how weird the BBC has been with its selective hearing; it blocked most of James Hunt's title-winning F1 season because of fear over the word Durex - but mass Marlboro visibility was fine: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...

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1) Whenever you watch City games it just makes you wonder why anyone else even bothers really. 2) I am SICK of these goalkeepers.

This is already an intense final 🇬🇧 🇨🇦

Captained Semenyo in FPL purely to either cope better with what's to come, or set up a curse. Thank me later. #NUFC

Everyone since the Winter Olympics started...

"I am in a state of disbelief!" - Victor Meldrew.

Great shot of Woltemade's skills on display during that first half. #NUFC #UCL

Well this has been bloomin' marvellous. Lovely old job #NUFC

We simply have to buy that keeper. Legend status already despite his team getting pumped. Wrap him in Nick's hand luggage. #NUFC

I'm more annoyed now than I was after the Digne handball. #NUFC #FACup

Tis the weekend of 3-wide racing... #Daytona500 #Bathurst12Hr

Morning. #NUFC

Rotten shunt, this.

Hang on, we've won away, without Bruno and with the green strip on. It's an #NUFC miracle