There'll be just scraps left (again) soon for us and Brighton to fight over. Chop chop, Newcastle.

Finally it's my moment to shine

Luckily, I’m ok with the whole years of hurt thing. Doesn’t hurt.

That was very Newcastley.

*Sigh* #ENGARG @footballramble.bsky.social

Into these. #ENGARG

Hydration break. #ENGARG

"What...was you in the Falklands then?" #WorldCup

When Fraiser starts each morning, it's like an alarm telling you to get up and do something with your life.

'Bansky' knows his media law. I should know - he taught me at university.

... #NUFC

Only thing that would make Count Binface beating Farage funnier? If he was then forced to take the bin off in parliament, and - Scooby Doo style - it revealed Jeremy Corbyn.

That's it, the Internet is now closed for the day.

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Kylian Mbappé #WorldCup

Ok. NOW I'm annoyed. As a PR/Socials/Journalist myself, this is just exceptionally unprofessional to me, and risks legal action... Hold me back. #AFC #NUFC

OOOOOO.

Fully expecting to hear that Jackie Milburn's statue is off to Chelsea soon. #NUFC

Ah man. I know I said it's just sport and that, but wow... I'm actually gutted. Really gutted. #nufc

Passing this most excellent image on

Farage in the morning.

Eat shit VAR.

Proud client moment 🏆 Big win recently for young Aussie star George Proudford-Nalder in British F4 at Silverstone. First Oz winner of the revived BRDC International Trophy since Mark Webber (2000) and Jack Brabham (1969) 🇦🇺

"Good cop, bad cop. But make it #NUFC..."

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Gan on, chuck in a cheeky bid to get Liverpool interested?

That sponsor.... it's not helping, is it? #NUFC #THFC

🇳🇴Norway🇳🇴, and Erling Haaland in particular, are just having the time of their lives this World Cup. Love it.

Dan Burn was too tall for the microphone 🤣

Things you love to see. #nufc

Harry Kane being interviewed after England's win against Mexico.

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I need Tommy Lee Jones to neuralise me from any mention of Manzambi before it's too late. #NUFC

- Pedro one was frustrating. - Sesko incident defined a gap between us and 'them'. - Munoz situation was like being bullied. ...If we lose Manzambi from being slow or refusing to pay up - that would be a punch in the face. Very edgy.

Fine

Anyway, motorsport followers... Enjoy the #BritishGP this weekend, and get behind my client John Bennett - now an F2 winner - in the supports 🇬🇧 John is supporting @greatormondst.bsky.social also this weekend 🩵 #F1

Just scored a worldie with Manzambi against Algeria on FC26. It was very exciting. ...I've gone too early, haven't I? *Panics in Geordie* #nufc

Very disappointed Senegal's number 8 never got to play and score in Mexico. Otherwise we could have finally had the headline: Azteca Camara.

Canny celebration mind. #nufc

Something. Maybe. Possibly. No idea what to think anymore but... yey? #nufc

Next series of RuPaul's Drag Race UK looks unusual. #Werk

I'm still thinking of that Wissa miss tbh...

#HydrationBreak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Seen as they're running of personnel to unsettle... they'll be prepping the 'Howe only wants England/pushing for the deal' posts tomorrow. It's inevitable. #NUFC

This is such a Newcastle v Everton fixture. I hate it already. #NUFC #ENG

"How's the year been so far?"

Romano's starting to show cracks in his engagement-farming armour, it seems, based on some online reactions. He's even united Newcastle and Sunlun fans. A tipping point is not far away. Here we go?

Personally, I just feel Bruno would worry about the fans too much if he left now. If he *needs* to leave, maybe another season leading to a 'hero's farewell' where he's crying in front of the Gallowgate after a 1-1 draw with Hull. Then leaves for Real. ...Sounds more realistic?

I know it's just a game and all that, but losing Bruno would be an emotional one for me. #nufc Just hearing someone enjoying the region and its people for what it is. That's what it's about for me. Dreading it...

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