Is Phil Foden back from his gap year? 🤔 Go get your Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

For shame, Harry Kane! 🔔 We've got a good idea of how the striker should say goodbye to Bayern Munich... Tune in to today's Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

There’s nothing like a can of Carabao to help us digest a night where four PL behemoths gobbled up their lower-league prey. Pete, Luke & Jim are here to discuss all that. Plus, Pete’s battle with woodworms 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Lamine Yamal’s dad has kicked off about the Ballon d’Or! 🏆 He joins the ever-growing club of weird football parents. New ramble ➡️ lnk.to/ramble

Has Ekitike’s red card simplified Arne Slot’s life a bit? 🟥 Luke reckons so (as does Pete…?) Link to the latest Ramble 👉 lnk.to/ramble

🎶 Pete has written a new chant for Hugo Ekitike 😠 Lamine Yamal's dad joins an illustrious club of mental football dads 🌴 The Palm Trees take on the Tricky Trees tonight Join Marcus, Luke and Pete for your Wednesday dose of Ramble. Out now 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Is Unai Emery in trouble? 😬 Marcus explains why the Aston Villa manager may be struggling to get results. New Mailbag 🔗 in bio

Unai Emery’s in a right old pickle at Villa Park. Five games in and still no win! Marcus, Jim & Vish dig into what’s going wrong. Plus, Jim’s Lazio eagle heist and Marcus’ wish for a piece of Phil Neville’s wood 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Takeshi's Castle, Premier League edition 🏯 You know Takeshi's Castle, right Marcus? Go get your Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

Did Arsenal gain a point, or lose two? 👀 Listen to today's Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

Just stick it on silent, Ruben. New Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

🏰 An Old Trafford edition of Takeshi's Castle 🥊 An Arsenal-Man City slugfest which somehow Liverpool won 😬 David Sullivan's Wikipedia page Join Marcus, Vish and Jim after a thigh-rubbing weekend of Premier League football! ⬇️ lnk.to/ramble

How many of Mario Mandžukić's clubs can you name? 🤔 New edition of My Biddy Aunt! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

Any questions for Marcus, Jim and Vish? Send them in, we’ll answer our favourites on this week’s Mailbag! ⬇️

"Under Amorim, they're done" 😬 Luke predicts how Ruben Amorim's time will end at Manchester United 👀 New Ramble 👉 lnk.to/ramble

Rashford? Foden? Grealish? That can only mean one thing 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Get your Friday Ramble 👉 lnk.to/ramble

The My Biddy Aunt lineal belt is back on the line, as Vish takes on Luke in an episode all about some of the greats from Champions League past and present. Marcus is back in the cuck chair with his fingers on the buttons - we’re in for a good one! 👇 Lnk.to/Ramble

How many times can England be crowbarred into one episode? Get your calculators out, Marcus is going for the world record... Marcus, Luke & Vish react to a stunning night for Rashford at St James' Park and look ahead to some barn-burners this weekend! ⬇️ lnk.to/ramble

Virgil van Dijk scored a dramatic winner at Anfield. Luke and Jim are very quick to point out that's one in the eye for Pete Donaldson... Plus, Chelsea understandably struggled away from home against Nicolas Jackson’s Bayern Munich. New Ramble 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Russell Martin needs his Rangers side to start clicking ASAP Is this the answer? 🥶 Today’s Ramble ➡️ lnk.to/ramble

📱 Pete received a very surprising notification during last night's UCL action 🏊‍♂️ Russell Martin has tried a new team bonding method 👀 José Mourinho could be back in business Marcus, Pete and Vish unpack all of that on today's Ramble. Out now 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Who is the hardest Premier League manager? 💪 New Mailbag! 🔗 in bio

🏆 How will Spurs fare in the Champions League? 🎤 The famous microphone swallower reveals himself 👊 Ranking the Premier League's hardest managers It's Marcus, Jim and Luke's turn to have a big old punch-up on the Mailbag this week! Come join us ⬇️ lnk.to/ramble

Thanks to you guys, we found our national treasure 🎙️ New Mailbag 👉 lnk.to/ramble

We’re offering 2/1 odds on a Lord Sugar victory against Jamie Redknapp 💰 New Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

How much time has Ruben Amorim got left at Man United? 🫣 Marcus explains why he wouldn’t be shocked if a decision on Amorim was made around Christmas. New Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

We can confirm that @andybrassell.bsky.social is personally offended by this... 🫣

Would Man United be better with Donny as CEO? It's got to the stage where Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete seriously consider that on today’s Ramble. Plus, Luke’s criticism of Martín Zubimendi comes back to bite him. Out Now 👉 lnk.to/ramble

Isn't it good to have the Barclays back! Marcus, Luke and Jim will be answering your questions on the Mailbag this week! Send 'em in now 👇

How many of Adriano’s clubs can you name? 🇧🇷 Did you get these? Let us know in the comments! Listen to the latest My Biddy Aunt 👉 lnk.to/ramble

What sort of game even IS My Biddy Aunt? Find out for yourself and give the latest ep a listen ➡️ lnk.to/ramble

My Biddy Aunt is back! 💥 The theme is wonderkids 🌟 The quizmaster is Pete Donaldson ⏳ And the players are Marcus Speller vs Luke Moore ⚔️ The Luke Nation returns to MBA for the first time this season! Tune in for a true classic ⬇️ lnk.to/ramble

That's one way to spend the international break! Jack Grealish celebrated his birthday with his very own festival: Grealfields New Ramble ➡️ lnk.to/ramble

Are Arsenal overrated? 🤔 Luke explains why he's not been convinced by Mikel Arteta's side so far New Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

Blooming heck, it's time for the Premier League again! 🎧 Marcus and Luke encourage Pete to apply for the job of Man United DJ. 🎉 Jack Grealish celebrates his 30th birthday. 🌊 The South Coast derby is back! All that on today's Ramble. Out now 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Carlos Queiroz: the first of a proud lineage 🍼 For more of whatever this is, listen to Ramble Uncut exclusively on our Patreon! 👉 patreon.com/footballramble

When he’s fit, does Reece James have ANY weaknesses? The guys discuss all things England on today’s Ramble 👉 lnk.to/ramble

The Thomas Tuchel era has finally begun. While Marcus and Luke would like to remain calm, Jim is already crowning England as World Cup winners 2026. EASAY! Plus, Big Ange is back 😎 New Ramble 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Is football the hardest sport to play? 👀 #football #footballskill #sport

Erling Haaland scored five against Moldova last night. Thelo Aasgaard scored four after coming OFF THE BENCH. Just in case anyone needed reminding 👇

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? Pete has launched an appeal to find the England fan who ate a microphone in an interview back in 2020 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Reward: 8 Jammie Dodgers (if Marcus will share) Confused? Check out the Mailbag! lnk.to/ramble

Who will replace Harry Kane for England if he gets injured? 🤔 Jim discusses who could step up to the plate 👀 New Mailbag! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

By the time the World Cup is over next summer, Harry Kane will be almost 33. So, is there a succession plan? Marcus, Jim & Pete debate that, why English players seem to peak so early, and just how many Jammie Dodgers Marcus ate before the show 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Getting between the sticks is one thing, but at 82? 🤯 This former Serie A goalkeeper has explained the secret to his longevity 👀 Listen to today's Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

You could call England's 2-0 win over Andorra "professional". Is that a compliment? Depends on whether you talk to Marcus or Vish. Today, they are joined by Jim and Pete to discuss England, Scotland and an 82-year-old goalkeeper in Italy. New Ramble 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Can you name the oldest players to make an appearance in the Prem this season? 👴 Jack's Encyclopaedia is back! Check out how we got here 👉 lnk.to/ramble

New Mailbag coming on Tuesday with Marcus, Jim and Pete! Send us your questions, we'll pick our favourites ⬇️

And on the San Marino team sheet we have... Vithushan Ehantharajah?! New Ramble 👉 lnk.to/ramble

Jack's Encyclopaedia is back! Reigning champ Vish takes on Marcus & Jim in the game that Jack Grealish simply does not know the name of. Pete’s on the buttons. Let the game commence! 👇 lnk.to/ramble

Today’s not just any Friday. It’s a pre-England Friday. So how dare Daniel Levy make it all about him! Marcus, Jim, Pete and Vish assess the Levy era at Spurs. Once that's out of the way, they can finally get excited for Tuchel's England vs Andorra. 🎧👇 lnk.to/ramble