John Brown of this and the When Skies Are Grey parish right now.

Guess where

Had Slot taken a knife to a gunfight again? Oh, wait...

1pm. I suppose I'd better get out of bed. Inside Number 9 tonight.

Freebasing Epstein's Adrenochrome Relapse

Saw this advertised.... A garlic butter fountain. Dirty bastards.

Area51 Coffee, Scarisbrick. Brilliant 🤣

Love a Black Friday bargain. 11 characters free, free delivery, £64. 👀

Cheers to @trig-talks-fpl.bsky.social for joining me for this very last minute edition of the FPL Lock-In! We discussed Gabriel and Calafioris' possible injuries and the best replacements! 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qkh...

Och!!!!

EFC 6 Music (with exceptions) Frosties with warm milk Eccles cakes Mortimer and Whitehouse Portillo travel programmes *spits Disallowed RS goals Rioja Cricket Sky Arts portrait artist.

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Stuck in Holyhead overnight as today's ferries cancelled. Good luck to all with travel disruption.

Thank you again Avanti for yet another refund. In all seriousness, Euston cancelled trains all over. Lime St is chocker - most of the board cancelled.

Quick pint before the train back home.

The people in London thought it would be fun to go to a kareoke bar. None of them did a song. I did. #ForTheNorth

I'm in London tomorrow ahead of a meeting on Friday. Figured a while back that I don't hate London, just hate the tube so walking an hour to my digs. Tbh trains are just stressful - period.

Warmduscher were, again incredible. The band that make you feel like Rizzo from Midnight Cowboy, lay beats like the Mondays and throw a bit of James Brown in there. Utterly splendid.

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*Awaits John Brown post*

John Brown of the WSAG parish has his finger on the Post button!!

#FPL Gabriel captainers be like

Transport at BMD yesterday. Given up on the train situ, we left the ground and headed to Cross Keys pub just off Old Hall St. Had a couple, walked to Moorfields, train back to ours. Nimps. A mate left BMD straight to Sandhills (family do) and ended up on my train. Do better LCC - build a station.

#FPL could do with a Haaland blank and Liverpool still getting battered. Crystal Palace to concede and own goal, Brighton blank, Leeds cleansheet, Bournemouth cleansheet. Will take Liverpool getting heavily beat by any method, natch.

Meraki (The Winnys owner + staff) Dickson Street a short walk from the ground. £4.50 a pint or 5 for £20.

Time To Attack? | #FPL GW11 🥊 @FPLPricey & I discuss if it's the time for us managers to think more aggressively with the enforced 5FT refresh on the horizon 🌅 Plus lots of picks on form vs fixtures suiting that, one week punts, if you go vs 🤖 in © and more! ❤️/♻️ appreciated! pod.fo/e/34b019

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Evening Blues. My lad can’t make it on Saturday so I have his junior ticket (up to 17) going if anyone wants it. Will need to be a member for me to transfer it. It’s in 201 in the west stand. Good news is that it’s free, bad news is that they will have to listen to me say ‘for fucks sake’ 235 times

Never change Melling 🤣 "Is that lorry a bit near the display, Brian?"

An excellent, honest piece from @john-b58.bsky.social highlighting outstanding stadium issues. Valid comments from @patricridge.bsky.social too: outsourcing large elements of service provision don’t absolve the Club of responsibility for the quality of that service. open.substack.com/pub/mtag/p/b...

After brushing your hair, don't throw a firework into your girlfriend's face!

The train from Moorfields to Headbolt Lane is rammed and full of people who talk funny. Has the egg chasing finished?

Heading into town 🤘🏻

#FPL Stack to Mbeumo before the price changes. Considered Sarr then getting Mbeumo in GW12 but I may be priced out by then. Its Nov/Dec, I want guys who will play. Rough plan of JSL/Tark downgrade to get Reindeer upto Sarr in two weeks.