France beat Graham Potter team.

Kaiser Wilhelm! Ludwig van Beethoven! Albert Einstein! Wernher von Braun! Boris Becker! Michael Schumacher! Heidi Klum! Mrs Zod — can you hear me, Mrs Zod? Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating! *German wife 🤣

I'd bring Rashford on for McNeill

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Fuck you, Jimmy Fallon.

I was in the first 80,000. So in about two months then 🤣

Nae pisscan?

Fella in the pub is putting fwd conspiracy theories as to why the mersey had such a low tide and a high tide in the same day yesterday. Earlier on telling people we breathe in oxygen and breathe out hydrogen. This is why I just leave people alone

Fuck it. Pub.

Mark Chapman (Levellers) was brilliant last night x

Think I'll give this place another crack. Hopefully a few more blues have made the jump in the last 12 months? Give me a follow for some below average posts #EFC #UTFT

The Jockey. Fuck me lads. Just fosters left wtf. I'm keeping the beamish quiet

Senegal manager

Bielsa. That's why I have one of your players, so you can bench him when I need him to start. Arse pain #FIFAWC #FPL

Cup collected and back to the penthouse later

Aye aye @stephenslack.bsky.social and @seanrostron.bsky.social time for it to get another polish when I bring it back home next season. 😉

444 square km, 150,000 people. Curaçao are the smallest nation ever to qualify for the World Cup. They arrive unbeaten in qualifying, with the oldest head coach in WC history and two brothers at the heart of everything: theanalyst.com/articles/curacao-world-cup-2026-dream-preview

Mandatory hydration breaks are just advert breaks for US audiences #CorruptFIFA

There's more people on County Road when we're in the bottom 3.

Due to incompetence on @stephenslack.bsky.social’s behalf @shoegazer180.bsky.social , your trophy is behind the bar in the Cellar. I have to say us and @generalzod.bsky.social had a splendid afternoon/evening, mind.

Describe your last bowel movement with an album title.

Jimmy Knees

Trending words Shithole

Last call nerds 🤓⚽

Rangel in 5.1% now

You’ve all persuaded me. Thank you

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Here's me atm. James the marvellous bastard. #WCFPL

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

There is a generation of men still angry with Paul McCartney for taking his wife on tour back when the rock gods they love were having sex with children.

Just seen this 🤣

The vista from our dining table. Planting a jasmine where the spade is, aim is to give the illusion that the garden continues behind the border. Theres a brook and wild flower meadow behind the fence before you get to the tall trees.

Can someone ask Andy Martin on Twitter if I got promoted to division 1 #FPL Cheers.

Morning *burps*

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Connery: "I have nae seen your watch, Bryner you snivelling shit." Greaves: "I bet you that St John has it, the thieving swine" Moore: 👀

Pride was born as a riot, and has always been an act of defiance. During my life, I survived an internment camp. I came out at 68. I've watched rights get won and now watch them being rolled back. Yet I'm still here, still proud, and still holding Brad's hand.

Top 10 Cheering Up Things Biscuit - Chocolate hobnob Crisps - Seabrook ready salted Tea - Lancashire Coffee - Long black Beer - Neptune Big Sur Meal - chana dhal, roti, dhal makhani Snack - pan con tomate Wine - Vinho verde Takeaway - Thai Pastimes - FPL

A good day for it

Meanwhile in Bootle…

Iced coffee yurrrs

Cheers

I dumped it into co pilot to sum up what happened. INRAT.

Major hankering for pa amb tomaquet but the nearest decent bread is a 20 round trip

Southport Food Festival tomorrow lads. Day Off Work And I'm not even a teacher or semi retired (yet).

Get in!!!

Evening

How hot was the gig last night? Here's the cloakroom