AAAHHH!!! I'm so lucky I get to pod with these utterly lovely ladies! I refuse to be chill about it, and YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER!! Come shout at me in chat, and watch me get beat up. I do, in fact, have the most punchable face in EDH.

Boss, has the correct take. I'm a huge fan of Marvel and Stan Lee. Stan said, "Every comic is somebody's first." Same goes for Magic. Every set/product is somebody's first. Keep that in mind, and always try to be kind. I am much happier having new people to play with, and teach about the game.

If you stitch Silly and Nervous together Frankenstein-style, that's me most days. Unless it's February... Then, I'm Sad Pumpkin.

Hello everyone! As you may know, our friend at @infinitokens.com was recently injured during Magic Con Atlanta. This injury has created some difficulties that may result in a loss of revenue. To support our friend, I have partnered with some others to bring you #NotAFundraiser p1/?

I got into and out of queue so fast, I don't have a more current picture. 🎉🦈SHARK ACQUIRED!! 🦈🎉

I'm podding up with some utterly lovely people, once again!! I can't wait!! See y'all on Tuesday! 😎

Also, in rare back-to-back Arena posts, I cleaned up pretty good in a Quick Draft (surprising me.) Playing Boros (surprising absolutely nobody.)

Fleem cosmetics were delivered on Arena! PRAISE FLEEM!

Won (yesterday's) Commander League game. Took people to Balloonland. Lived the dream with Anointed Procession and Ojer Taq. 13 land drops on my final turn. These were the contents of my promo pack. I dunno about fate, but definitely, cosmic irony. Don't tell me Boros can't ramp.

It's an honor, and a privilege to pod up again with these delightful folks.

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Am I happy that he got a card? Hell, yeah! Do I think he does something simple, that's not too powerful? Yeah. Am I a bit sad that he doesn't make a vehicle token called Cabbage Cart, that explodes into food tokens? Yeah... 😭😭

Guys, Balloonland! got tags, and I rewrote the Primer. Please clap. moxfield.com/decks/Dv9-FP...

Big mail day. Boats becomes more luxurious. Did I need the Judge Foil Merchant Scroll? No, but also, yes. (It's got a pirate on it, duh!) Stuff like this is exactly why I have 5 half-built decks next to my desk. I'm busy making my beloved decks shiny.

Hey, Commander players: It's actually fun to build a "bad" deck, with a weird restriction. Find a dumb card you like, and build a deck around it.

Today, my Plans got foiled. I'm not mad, though.

Been futzing around with a new Standard deck. Turns out, broken stuff is still broken.

Hey, look. I'm included!! With other cool people!! 😎

Judge me based on my commanders...

Sunday at 12 pm pst @donifmtgc.bsky.social and I are playing commander with @altr-no-ego.bsky.social and @girldickenergy.bsky.social Going to be a good time! Link below 👇

After some consideration, here is my summary of the Brackets: Bracket 1: Bumper Cars Bracket 2: Toyota Yarii (pl. Yaris) Bracket 3: Stock Sports Cars Bracket 4: Fast & Furious Bracket 5: Formula One Racing I think it's a good description of intent/power. I dunno if it'll be useful, but it's here.

Blue App is on my phone. Gearing up for PAX Unplugged tomorrow. That is all.